Zug San Diego
A comedy article
by Bill the Squirrel  53,270  54
06/05/2011 11:46 AM 243 views
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I'm tired of all you pretentious asses and your Zug events. If you really wanted to have a good time, you would come to San Diego.
Think of all the events we could plan. I could totally pull off the awesomeness off Dianada. This would be the Itinerary.
1.) The "WORLD FAMOUS SAN DIEGO ZOO"
Do you see that Shakespeare? "WORLD FAMOUS", not city famous, not country famous, not even continent famous, World Frost-ing Famous! You've heard of it. Cause if you haven't you live in a Frost-ing cave! Also, some of you can visit some distant relatives.
Lobster, no means NO!
Jesus Thud,what did Dinesh do to piss you off?
SHP, always with something in her mouth.
2.) SEA WORLD
Do you live by the ocean? NO? Guess what? I do. A whole bunch of aquatic Shakespeare here. Whales, dolphins, otters, sharks, pelicans, Phlamingoes (you see what I did there?), and just about any other sea Shakespeare you can think of.
3.) TIJUANNA
Oh yeah, A whole other country (Canada doesn't count). You want cheap booze? What about cigarettes? Guess what, Hookers are cheap down there(and legal). Ravos can even get a sombrero(hat loving fag).
4.) ME
Come on, who doesn't want to hang out with me. I'm a great guy, ask anyone. We can drink and barbecue. We can talk Shakespeare about the people who aren't here. We can also do all that other Shakespeare I talked about.
SO, WHO'S WITH ME!
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.5
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Funny
10 votes
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Drewcifer the Braindead 46,366  58
06/05/2011 03:49 PM
I was born there but I haven't been back since I was 13 or 14. The last time I was there, the Padres still played in Jack Murphy. I'd love an excuse to go back and visit, but I don't want to explain to my wife that I'm going to hang out with a drunk, rabies carrying rodent that I met on the internets.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Mary Kitt-Neel 2,902 10
06/05/2011 05:06 PM
I had to go to SD for work in 1990 so I could get trained in some computer Shakespeare. My brother lived in Santa Barbara and we agreed to meet in LA because we never see each other. I got really, REALLY sleepy on the drive up and pulled into a rest stop and took a nap in the car. I was later told it wasn't wise to do that.
Oh, and I bought a t-shirt. Yup.
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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Shellebelle 77,143 25
06/05/2011 07:08 PM
My ass isn't pretentious. It's large and in charge.
You plan it, and I will be there. Well, I will try to.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
06/06/2011 11:39 AM
I'm in! I haven't been there since I helped my friend Erika move from Jacksonville FL to San Diego in a Frost-ing U Haul truck. Did I mention we got lost and ended up in Mexico on accident while looking for a gas station? Yeah. And all I did while I was there was get wasted at Dave & Buster's and spend 3 days doing nothing in her apartment.
I could go for a good experience.
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Funny
7 votes
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Macho Man Ravos Savage 63,472 21
06/06/2011 11:44 AM
I'm in!
There goes the plan for getting anyone else to go. You and bill enjoy yourselves, and I'll be up here chilling with the sombero I already have.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.8
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Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
06/07/2011 01:59 AM
Ok, so only two of you. You guys can stay with me and my girlfriend. Just don't talk very loud so she doesn't know you're there.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Drewcifer the Braindead 46,366 58
06/07/2011 02:13 AM
Chances are that if I make it back, I won't get any further than the Winchells in El Cajon. Give Eric Show, Dave Dravecky, and Tony Gwynn my regards.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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Straw as Farmer Ted 98,023 37
06/07/2011 08:45 AM
Any relation to April Winchell?
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Macho Man Ravos Savage 63,472 21
06/07/2011 08:50 AM
I vote for a GabCanada in the near future.
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Disco Bob 4,322 8
06/07/2011 09:23 AM
Hookers are cheap down there(and legal).
Bill what kind of trunk space do you have? Should I just get a full size rental?
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Macho Man Ravos Savage 63,472 21
06/07/2011 09:30 AM
Hookers will soon be legal in Canada as well.
...just sayin'
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Drewcifer the Braindead 46,366 58
06/07/2011 09:12 PM
Any relation to April Winchell?
I have no idea. And screw you for making me look her up on the Wikipedias.
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