just plain Jeen 47,815 51
06/05/2011 10:44 PM

Frat on a stick is a krazee eyez killa crazy-haired fellah.

SIV9939 13,642 16
06/05/2011 11:23 PM

So the whole time KChiki was in New Orleans she was playing with Frat's stick? Lucky bastard.

SHP vs. Drama Llama - PPV Only! 181,795 70
06/06/2011 12:35 AM

When I got to the hotel, Filly and Frat had been hanging out. Filly says, "I'm touching Fratberry's stick and it's taking both hands!"

Dogs Akimbo, back from the sea 211,626 32
06/06/2011 01:09 AM

I hate to say this but I think Fratberry wins. Everything.

Pole Walking Panda 181,795 70
06/06/2011 01:12 AM

Not long after, we wanted to get ready to go somewhere, but first, Diana and Froggie invited everyone to their room. Frat must have misunderstood because the door closed behind him and you can see that he disapproved.

KChiki - Sassy as molassey! 128,451 98
06/06/2011 08:55 AM

So we started pumping him full of alcohol.

The Mailman 176,467 56
06/06/2011 12:03 PM

SHP and Mailman (and maybe some others) have photographic evidence of his exploits.

I don't remember taking pictures of Frat-on-a-stick, but if I did, it was with someone else's camera. And unfortunately, I didn't have my camera with me when I woke up next to him on a shrimp boat in Mississippi.

Pole Walking Panda 181,795 70
06/06/2011 12:33 PM

The drink thing worked in Frats favor, because we got him drunk enough to relent and get into bed with Kchiki and Filly.



Then he cracked a joke. Or farted. I'm not sure.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/06/2011 02:21 PM

I stand by my previous statement.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/06/2011 02:53 PM

This was a very awesome idea. It would be funny if we found out that some other person found Fratberry on a Steek and started posting photos on the interweb of him in other places. Or maybe someone taped me to a lamp post or something.

MORE PHOTOS NOW!!!

A Slice of Naked Filly Cake 39,193 20
06/06/2011 03:16 PM

SHP got so hot holding Frat that she had to use him to cool off.



She later cradled him against her boobies. Judging by his face, I think he liked it.

A Slice of Naked Filly Cake 39,193 20
06/06/2011 03:19 PM

We later found many drunk chicks who wanted to get a picture with Frat-on-a-Stick.

Pole Walking Panda 181,795 70
06/06/2011 03:19 PM

We took Frat to dinner with us.




Frat says, "I don't usually go the chocolate route*, but when I've got a French Mailman making the delivery, I can't help but like it."






*brownies. gawsh.

A Slice of Naked Filly Cake 39,193 20
06/06/2011 03:20 PM

True to form, Frat-on-a-Stick also enticed a guy to take a picture with him.



Photobomb courtesy of the Mailman.

Pole Walking Panda 181,795 70
06/06/2011 03:22 PM

This guy was singing Beiber at the Karaoke Bar.
Disapproving Frat disapproves.

Dianerdasaur 57,835 109
06/06/2011 03:27 PM

WHY didn't we write zug.com on the Frat and say "if found please let this website know"?




Oh right. We were all drunk.

And the pictures of Frat in bed with Kchiki and Filly? That was MY bed. BCBC!

Pole Walking Panda 181,795 70
06/06/2011 03:28 PM

I managed to catch one of the rare GAB threesomes in progress. This didn't last more than five minutes.


However, there might have been something in that last drink:




Because this happened:

A Slice of Naked Filly Cake 39,193 20
06/06/2011 03:29 PM

Frat approved of KChiki's mad dance skillz.

Straw as Farmer Ted 98,023 37
06/06/2011 03:51 PM

I'm struck by the guy behind the column in the picture where Kchiki is giving the thumbs up. My first thought was that he's Mailman's twin or ghost. My second thought, based on the guy's expression, is that Frat-on-a-steek should be worried for his bumhole. Assuming, in my scenario, that Frat-on-a-steek has a bumhole.

KChiki - Sassy as molassey! 128,451 98
06/06/2011 04:13 PM

Muriel's is a very snooty, hoity-toity type restaurant and they were non-plussed about having Frat-on-a-Stick visible at the table. A few times, I thought the waiter was on the verge of telling him "We don't serve your kind here."

He sat against that column next to me during the meal and every now and then I would see him out of the corner of my eye make a slight movement in my direction. SHP told him to knock it off before he got us kicked out.

At the burger place, Squeamish told our very dark-skinned waitress that my order was wrong and I was sending it back because I was a racist. I think my jaw might have hit the floor. Luckily, she was a good sport, though my food did seem to have an awful lot of "local flavor" to it.

turtle10 - aka "Zazzles" 42,578 26
06/06/2011 04:24 PM

Someone stole kchiki's sleeves! I think it was the homeless guy.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/06/2011 04:26 PM

Squeamish calling someone else a racist? Pot, kettle, etc...

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/06/2011 04:27 PM

Looks like I had an awesome time. No wonder I had a headache all day Saturday. Oh crap, it's Voodoo Fratberry on a Steek.

KChiki - Stripper Magnet 128,451 98
06/06/2011 04:34 PM

Did anyone get a picture of Frat-on-a-Stick wearing his "I <3 HANDGRENADES" button?

Mary Kitt-Neel 2,902 10
06/06/2011 05:18 PM

It would appear that Fratberry's appeal goes way beyond NOLA:

KChiki - Stripper Magnet 128,451 98
06/06/2011 05:22 PM

I also remember Squeamish using Frat-on-a-Stick as a squeegee when someone spilled their drink.

KChiki - Stripper Magnet 128,451 98
06/07/2011 09:24 AM

Come home, Frat-on-a-Stick!

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/07/2011 01:08 PM

Heh.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/07/2011 01:32 PM

I originally created this as part of a protest thread against orb whoring, but who am I kidding and besides, I was too lazy to carry through on it. So, here it is:

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/07/2011 02:21 PM

Any of you British anti-monarchists, feel free to use it.

turtle10 - aka "Zazzles" 42,578 26
06/07/2011 02:29 PM

Why is the crown thinking about a stick figure in a sitting position?

MungChamp 35,891 35
06/07/2011 02:35 PM

Forget the crown, you missed a golden opportunity to insert the Kchiki horns.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/07/2011 07:32 PM

Can someone post the original Fratberry on a stick pic? I watched Exit Through The Gift Shop last night and I thought maybe Fratberry should visit NYC.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/07/2011 07:32 PM

I have a huge plotter.




Ladies.

KChiki - Stripper Magnet 128,451 98
06/07/2011 07:36 PM

Dogs, if Frat approves, I can send you the images.

Squeamish 38,986 14
06/07/2011 09:02 PM

>I also remember Squeamish using Frat-on-a-Stick as a squeegee when someone spilled their drink.

That would be when Squeamish spilled everybody else's drinks because he was stupid enough to sit on the downhill side of the table on the world's least OSHA-compliant balcony and lost his balance.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/08/2011 02:40 AM

You want me to give the OK to a guy who once photoshopped my face onto that of a monkey that was sucking his own dick??

*shrugs*

Sure, no problem!

Just remember, Dogs, I have a lot of cats and the post office ads have informed me that "If it fits, it ships, for one low flat rate."

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/08/2011 08:14 AM

You want me to give the OK to a guy who once photoshopped my face onto that of a monkey that was sucking his own dick??

You remembered! I'm touched.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/08/2011 08:20 AM

Not something a man easily forgets.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/08/2011 01:17 PM

It was actually a cigar. I can't remember what the reference was.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/08/2011 08:52 PM

Mrs. Fratberry viewed this thread and likened it to the end of The Hangover movies. She especially loved the craigslist posting.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/08/2011 08:53 PM

So, Dogs, what exactly are you planning for Fratberry and NYC?

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/10/2011 09:38 AM

If I can get enough meth and convince Ernie, the 'weird' guy at work, to climb the tower:

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/10/2011 09:40 AM

BUT NONE OF THAT CAN HAPPEN IF A CERTAIN PERSON DOESN'T SEND ME THE ORIGINALS!!

KChiki - Stripper Magnet 128,451 98
06/10/2011 09:51 AM

SORRY!

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/10/2011 10:25 AM

Okay, now I just need a tag line. Something that sounds vaguely religious and/or sinister, intriguing and yet slightly-offputting at the same time.

"He's coming. Are you ready?"

"Has he touched you yet?"

"Whiggaz With Attitudes"

"Is it in yet?"

KChiki - Stripper Magnet 128,451 98
06/10/2011 10:35 AM

Years ago, a guy put up posters all over town with different graphics, but the same message.

"TIME TRAVEL DAY"
"9/21/????" (I don't remember the year)
"WILL ANYONE COME?"

My friends and I happened to meet a guy who knew who put them up. He said the theory was that if humans did invent time travel, they could return to any point in the past. So why not return on a day when it had been predicted and freak everyone out?

He put them up at least a year in advance, because they stayed up for what seemed like forever. When the date finally came, and there was no hullabaloo about time travelers showing up, the posters disappeared.

I think we should put Frat on a poster with a catchy slogan and hang him up in different cities all over the place.

But I'm into the whole "crap showing up in different cities unannounced and anonymously" kind of thing, apparently.

Pole Walking Panda 181,795 70
06/10/2011 12:00 PM

crap showing up in different cities unannounced and anonymously

If it fits, it ships. I'm not opening any boxes from anyone here.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/10/2011 01:23 PM

Oddly enough it wouldn't be the first time my photo has been on a sign/billboard. But I approve of this idea.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/10/2011 01:28 PM

"I'm your Fratberry"

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/10/2011 01:28 PM

"I'm your Fratberry. Eat pie."

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
06/10/2011 01:31 PM

I say you make it look like an ad for

Everybody Poops: The Movie

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/10/2011 06:03 PM

THAT reminded me of THIS

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/10/2011 06:27 PM

I'm not sure we want these to lead back here, do we?

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/12/2011 08:46 PM

Who in the what now?

If it leads back to ZUG all the better. More chance of me getting my own icon free advertising for John.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/12/2011 08:48 PM

If nothing else it should at the very least be on the ZUG front page. For KChiki, of course.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/12/2011 09:27 PM

Approving Fratberry

Disapproving Fratberry

Thud 68,525 19
06/12/2011 09:58 PM

Your icon should be Disapproving Fratberry.

John Hargrave 128,751 73
06/20/2011 10:36 PM

Today, he will be Frat-on-the-Homepage.

Thanks to Kchiki for the great new writeup, everyone else for contributing the photos, and to Frat for being so stuck-up.

Pram 80,728 42
06/20/2011 10:45 PM

He is a good friend and has funny DREADS.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/20/2011 10:57 PM

Mrs. Fratberry has thoroughly enjoyed the story. We are having trouble with the burial of Mrs. Snugglebottoms VI. If you think cats are hard to control, you should see them trying to be pallbearers.

Or, in this case, PAWbearers. Heh.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/20/2011 11:01 PM

Reposting the Craigslist posting from KChiki I can't get over the fact you guys lost me at "The Cat's Meow". I'm probably nailed to a post. It happens a lot.

Pram 80,728 42
06/20/2011 11:19 PM

That reminds me of this joke:

Q: Why aren't cats buried in caskets?

A: That's Frostin' stupid.

Sorry to hear about your little guy though, Frat.

Pram 80,728 42
06/21/2011 12:40 AM

Mrs. Snugglebottoms

SHE.

Pram 80,728 42
06/21/2011 12:42 AM

SHE.

GIRL.

Frost.

GOOD NIGHT!

Pram 80,728 42
06/21/2011 01:42 PM

Ha-ha, *points* you're thinking out loud- I saw every word!

Pram 80,728 42
06/22/2011 02:55 PM

Haha, I got soccermommed!