Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/09/2011 03:06 PM

No one Frost-ing likes you. Get that through your head you dumb Carroll.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
06/09/2011 03:07 PM

I knew you wanted to sleep with me, BIG.

turtle10 - on the fence 42,578 26
06/09/2011 03:08 PM

hate sex is always fun


or so I heard.

I don't have sex hate anyone

turtle10 - on the fence 42,578 26
06/09/2011 03:09 PM

and another thing, are you saying you like Dogs better than any of us like him, or you like him more than you like any of us?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/09/2011 03:10 PM

Lobster is like a fat version of Jilly.

turtle10 - on the fence 42,578 26
06/09/2011 03:10 PM

C-C-C-Combo!

turtle10 - on the fence 42,578 26
06/09/2011 03:10 PM

DAMN YOU BIG! I was playing in here!

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
06/09/2011 03:11 PM

It's quite obvious that BIG is in love with me. He made it a point to be the first poster and tell me that nobody else likes me so I would have to fall in love with him.

But this thread isn't about me and BIG, it is about Dogs.

Happy birfday, DOGS!!!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/09/2011 03:12 PM

I have decided to break up with you. It's not you, it's me.



Wait, no. It's you.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
06/09/2011 03:14 PM

You're not allowed. You have to make good on your promise or I will never help you win a popularity contest over the pretty girl EVAR again.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/09/2011 03:18 PM

Let's get one thing straight, kid, Kchiki may be pretty, she may be hot, she may be sexier than a crying stripper, but in a contest between the two of us, I'm the pretty one.

This is the sort of thing that proves it can never work out between us.

Straw as Farmer Ted 98,023 37
06/09/2011 03:20 PM

But this thread isn't about me and BIG, it is about Dogs.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
06/09/2011 03:22 PM

Sorry, I blew my wad in the other thread.


So did Dogs.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33 eats a whole bag of potato chips and a Hershey's Special Dark bar, cries into her Ben & Jerry's Everything But The... and throws up for an hour.
06/09/2011 03:22 PM

My period makes me cranky. Please don't break up with me!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/09/2011 03:58 PM

Is that your neck, or did Spelberg make another E.T. movie?

aPhlacolypse Now 131,068 34
06/09/2011 03:59 PM

...seriously?

aPhlacolypse Now 131,068 34
06/09/2011 04:00 PM

DAMMIT NUTTERS.

Dianerdasaur 57,835 109
06/09/2011 04:00 PM

That's not a nerd shirt, THIS is a nerd shirt:

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
06/09/2011 04:01 PM

I have blonde hair. That girl obviously has pink and black striped hair. Must be ET part 2

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
06/09/2011 04:01 PM

In Soviet Russia, lap dances YOU!

turtle10 - on the fence 42,578 26
06/09/2011 04:10 PM

I'm kind of liking Dogs's pillows he got for his birthday. Hopefully he doesn't chew these ones apart.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/09/2011 04:15 PM

I hope Lobster gets mauled by a dog...one of these, twice.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
06/09/2011 04:18 PM

You're just a bully. You're all sad and lonely inside, so you pick on others to make you feel superior. I see you for what you are, BIG, and I'm sick of it. Play nice, or get offa my lawn.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/09/2011 04:23 PM

Get offa your lawn? Go Frost yourself, you're an attention whore who needs therapy. The best thing for your offspring would be DYFS and a foster home so there is a chance for a normal life. Hey, I might be a bully on the internet, but at least I get invited to the cool kids' parties. Think about that while you slit your wrists.

When you're gone, you will be nothing but an occasional punchline...and I'm sure the internet will have jokes, too.

Chix 286,647 61
06/09/2011 06:06 PM

Frost that Shakespeare. I'm not taking that little bastard.

SIV9939 13,642 16
06/09/2011 06:22 PM

You're just a bully.

No, he's an Emerson, try to keep up.

Drewcifer the Braindead 46,366 58
06/09/2011 08:43 PM

To Lobster:

Thank you for not starting a "Happy Birthday" thread dedicated to me. Also, congrats on the trophy.


Yayyy trophy!!!

Maven 80,728 42
06/09/2011 08:57 PM

I will never help you win a popularity contest over the pretty girl EVAR again.

Beauty and the Geek did it better.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
06/09/2011 10:02 PM

You and the Heathers can have your stupid parties.

I'm not the only one that thinks that. I'm just the only one willing to say it. Get over yourself.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
06/09/2011 10:30 PM

Happy birthday Dogs.




I'm not posting in that other thread because Midgets said he was going to bump it but Jeeni had to do it for him.


How Frosted up is that?


p.s. Arent you like 300 years old in dog years by now?

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
06/09/2011 10:33 PM

CHICKENS THOSE ARE NOT MINE!!!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
06/09/2011 10:37 PM

Nope, I've seen them. Those are yours. The caption should have been, "nice boobs with crappy pink hair." though.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
06/09/2011 10:40 PM

When did I send you boobs? Stay out of this, Bill!!

A Slice of Naked Filly Cake 39,193 20
06/10/2011 12:40 AM

Hey, look! Drama in a thread started by Lobster!

Maven 80,728 42
06/10/2011 12:54 AM

Happy Birthday, Dogs! I don't have anything for you to play with, so you can fetch my arm...for the next few hours.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/10/2011 08:46 AM

Thank you very much, Lobster, for this very nice birthday thread.

BIG, stop BIGging up my birthday thread. Go do it somewhere else.

Midgets, Lobster's thread has more orbs than yours.

Did I mention that I went to a party last night where the centerpiece was a dead, old Italian woman? Got to third base...

Straw as Farmer Ted 98,023 37
06/10/2011 09:07 AM

I'm wishing you a HB in this thread, Dogs, because drama amuses me. I got you a present:

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/10/2011 09:47 AM

That is just swell!

Midgets, Content in the top 10. 96,156 48
06/10/2011 10:06 AM

In keeping with not doing it on the right day, Happy Birthday.



2012.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
06/10/2011 06:28 PM

Well, why?

Declan as David Morgan 131,891 36
06/11/2011 07:48 AM

Whoooos a good boy!


Yes, yes you is!


Woof, woof!


Happy Birthday old thing!


Next time you go out chasing cars, chase a Smart, because you can catch one of those.

Pram 80,728 42
06/11/2011 10:26 AM

What kind of Smart, an Elizabeth Smart? I heard she's a political activist now. So you might still be able to catch her, but you have to chase her really fast.

Pram 80,728 42
06/11/2011 03:59 PM

dear dgs yu fetched y ar ff

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
06/13/2011 07:37 PM

?

Pram 80,728 42 goes Jim Norton on Lobster's ass
06/13/2011 08:10 PM

You bumped his Frostin' birthday thread just so you could post a question mark? You...DOG Carroll. I hope a school bus careens through your yard while you're sunning yourself, and pops a flat on your face.

Fratberry 283,052 53
06/14/2011 01:50 PM

That's not a nerd shirt, THIS is a nerd shirt:



Agreed, although it's a horrible angle and WHAT THE Frost IS WRONG WITH MY HAIR???