Marmite's Belly Button Fluff 12,955 12
07/18/2011 05:26 PM

cream-filled salmon.

Sprog 9,049 12
07/18/2011 07:13 PM

Salmon puffs.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
07/18/2011 07:20 PM

That ain't roe.

Chit 178,781 15
07/18/2011 08:17 PM

Look at me...I'm a freakin' taxidermist...

Declan as Aberforth Dumbledore 131,891 36
07/18/2011 08:31 PM

Heh. Gave you a fiver. Of all of the finned fish (as opposed to shell fish,) I really only like salmon, tuna, sole, flounder. And whatever sea trash McDs uses in the Filet O' Fish. (Which I just finished for dinner after a busy day of appointments and (very) necessary shopping.)


Oh, incidentally, salmon sperm is called "milt." I have no idea, so don't ask.



(because I'll never tell.)

Chit 178,781 15
07/18/2011 08:52 PM

Hope you don't mind, Declan...I heard this one the other day and I've been dying to recycle it.


"He's so gay he calls 'Top Gun' that volleyball movie,"

--Jon Stewart

Declan as Aberforth Dumbledore 131,891 36
07/18/2011 09:12 PM

Not at all, Chit. In fact, I gave you a fiver for it.

Midgets 96,156 48
07/18/2011 09:17 PM

Why are you assuming it's a male bear?

The picture makes so much more sense if it's a lesbian bear.

Or a Gabber bear from south of the Mason-Dixon.

Declan as Aberforth Dumbledore 131,891 36
07/18/2011 09:32 PM

Just for that, Midgets, if I ever meet you, I will trap you in my back hair!

Chit 178,781 15
07/18/2011 10:06 PM

Just for that, Midgets, if I ever meet you, I will trap you in my back hair!


I saw Midgets the other day and I think even you might have a tough time getting him under wraps, Declan.

The Weasley no one talks about 98,023 37
07/18/2011 11:26 PM

Damn you, Drewcifer for consistently thwarting my efforts to get into the top five!

But I forgive you, because the pic reminds me of my childhood pet: a labrador retriever named Ben, who resembles his namesake (Gentle Ben) so much in that pic. *cry*

Drewcifer VIVIVI 46,366 58
07/18/2011 11:28 PM

Ben got sucked off by fish?

Midgets 96,156 48
07/18/2011 11:28 PM

As if I'd ever be caught wearing red!

Chit 178,781 15
07/18/2011 11:29 PM

Geeze...I feel like such a Pram for posting that last one.

Chit 178,781 15
07/18/2011 11:32 PM

What do you think the inseams are on those trousers?

About a seven?

Midgets 96,156 48
07/18/2011 11:38 PM

'Bout 9 maybe, 9 1/2.

You're talking about my Coleridge, right?

Fratberry 283,052 53
07/18/2011 11:52 PM

whatever sea trash McDs uses in the Filet O' Fish.

Angelfish.

The Weasley no one talks about 98,023 37
07/19/2011 08:20 AM

Ben got sucked off by fish?

Hmmm, maybe that's why he was always so happy when we went to the lake.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
07/19/2011 09:55 AM

That looks more like BlueLep than Midgets. He's even limping from "being shot" those 2 or 13 times.

Sprog 9,049 12
07/19/2011 11:26 PM

whatever sea trash McDs uses in the Filet O ' Fish.

McKerel

Drewcifer VIVIVI 46,366 58
07/20/2011 04:55 PM

Damn you, Drewcifer for consistently thwarting my efforts to get into the top five!

Don't give up hope yet, Straw. There's still 11 days left for either me to finally get a life, or Fratberry to die. Hang in there.

dudewutthehell 20 3
07/22/2011 04:54 AM

Plenty of fish left in the sea...

Sprog 9,049 12
07/22/2011 03:01 PM

Plenty of fish left in the sea . ..

Actually fish stocks are on a rapid decline due to over-fishing, pollution & climate change. So really there aren't plenty of fish left in the sea.

Feeble 32,400 15
07/22/2011 10:23 PM

One has to imagine the pick-up line Declan used on the fish.

"Your scales glisten like Michele Bachmann's eyes lurking in the bushes".

Declan as Aberforth Dumbledore 131,891 36
07/22/2011 11:30 PM

YAY! Feeble!!!!


You remembered your log-in.

Pubah... 56,851 18
07/23/2011 02:42 PM

Stupid joke #eight million:

I say,"Have you ever blown bubbles?"
You answer "yes"...everyone's made bubbles with milk or soap or drool...
Then I reply, "well I saw him the other day and he said hi"

Yar Yar Yarrrrr

Back to DeClan's Dinner Debacle

Feeble 32,400 15
07/23/2011 07:59 PM

No, I didn't remember my login. Had to reset password.

Declan as Aberforth Dumbledore 131,891 36
07/23/2011 09:09 PM

Well, no matter how you got back here, Feeble, it is great to see you.


I am about to become a great-uncle in October. How are H.H., the rest of the gang, and the grandbabies?

Drewcifer VIVIVI 46,366 58
07/23/2011 10:12 PM

What the Frost, Declan? Are we having dinner here, or what?

Declan as Aberforth Dumbledore 131,891 36
07/23/2011 10:16 PM

What is dinner, darling, without talking with people one likes?

Pubah... 56,851 18
07/25/2011 11:14 AM

What is dinner without seared frontal lobe and fava beans?