Drewcifer VIVIVI 46,366 58
07/27/2011 04:05 PM

Dinner with Lobster. I brought dessert!

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
07/27/2011 04:11 PM

I saw that, Drew. I know some people will miss it because it will get taken down soon, but still. I saw it.

I'm sorry you're upset you didn't make my list. I didn't feel you were important enough realize you were in love with me also. Now it is plainly obvious that you ARE in love with me, and you may commence with the chocolate pudding war and such.

Sprog 9,049 12
07/27/2011 04:32 PM

Oh lobster how I love you so,
My heart is throbbing,
My love will grow.
I'll take you out for fancy wine,
Then take you home and make you mine.
But if you want our love to last,
You'll have to let me Frost your ass.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
07/27/2011 04:34 PM

You obviously didn't lurk very hard. I adamantly bequest anal at least once a week.

Midgets 96,156 48
07/27/2011 04:57 PM

bequest

You're leaving it to someone after you die?

You're not as bad as I thought.

Sprog 9,049 12
07/27/2011 05:04 PM

So we're all go for the bumsex then? Give me 2 minutes whilst I mix the gravel into the lube.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
07/27/2011 05:32 PM

I've had to battle to the death once or twice to win a woman's affections. Not worth it though. I always lose interest after they're dead.

Midgets 96,156 48
07/27/2011 06:27 PM

Im curious if her seeing someone is related to the Filipino dating ad I'm getting?

Midgets 96,156 48
07/27/2011 06:29 PM

Or Bills recent absence.

Pennsylvania Dutch Straw 98,023 37
07/27/2011 08:15 PM

A random thread deserves a random gif.

Whistler 186,138 44
07/28/2011 02:13 AM

Someone with more time than me should set up a spread sheet and start a pool for when and how the relationship will end. For example, perhaps the new person in Lobster's life will beat her, go to jail, molest her child, overdose, or simply get smart.

If someone does, and I'm not here when the betting starts, please know I'm good for $20 on "in tears" and "within six weeks."




P.S. - If I've learned one thing in my years posting here, it's never announce a new boy/girlfriend, pregnancy, job, etCarrollil it's at least in the second trimester.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
07/28/2011 08:13 AM

Sprog made your Frost-ing title and I didn't? He's been here for 2 Frost-ing days! Bitch!

Sprog 9,049 12
07/28/2011 09:34 AM

Sprog made your Frost-ing title and I didn't? He's been here for 2 Frost-ing days! Bitch!.

But I'm offering love poetry & gravelly bumsex.

Chix 286,647 61
07/28/2011 11:02 AM

I predict a long happy relationship.

Midgets 96,156 48
07/28/2011 11:31 AM

It will be a story book wedding.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
07/28/2011 03:27 PM

I DO NOT OWN A ROTTWEILER.

Also, I've known Jack since we were five. 20 years of friendship as a precursor to dating counts further than the second trimester I think.

Oh yeah, and, BILL YOU CAN SUCK A DICK. You never called me back.

Box O' Phla 131,068 34
07/28/2011 03:30 PM

Frost you.

You can take that to the bank.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
07/28/2011 03:39 PM

I have a guarantee that you want to Frost me? This day gets better and better.

I am Teh Lobster 46,366 58
07/28/2011 03:41 PM

Oh yeah, and, BILL YOU CAN SUCK A DICK.

The bowl is in the kitchen on the counter. Save some for me, please.

CHIX ARE TWO THINS INVOLVE 286,647 61
07/28/2011 04:05 PM

Also, I've known Jack since we were five.

Jack and Lobster first meet. What a special time.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
07/28/2011 04:08 PM

We had the same class in school. I know what you're doing, Chickens. I'm hoping that if I ignore it, it'll go away. Like this skin cancer on my leg.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
07/28/2011 05:03 PM

Oh yeah, Sprog, email in profile.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
07/28/2011 05:30 PM

Frost you.

You can take that to the bank.


I did. They told me in three months my interest would be a hand job.

CHIX ARE TWO THINS INVOLVE 286,647 61
07/29/2011 09:29 AM

No really. I'm happy for you.

Drewcifer VIVIVI 46,366 58
07/29/2011 07:55 PM

Sprog. I just like saying that word out loud. I'm going to think of ways to use it in conversation. "Hey, what's wrong with that kid?" "Oh, it's sprog. His family doesn't discuss it..."

Pram 80,728 42
07/29/2011 09:38 PM

While I am flattered, I should tell you I'm seeing someone right now

Just because you are seeing someone, doesn't mean they're there.

Pram 80,728 42
07/29/2011 09:39 PM

Oh yeah, Sprog, email in profile.

MY NAME IS PRAM, GODDAMMIT!

Drewcifer VIVIVI 46,366 58
07/29/2011 10:30 PM

She's doable, but her mom is a total sprog.