Jeeni 47,815 51
08/24/2011 01:33 AM

In this prank, you will impersonate a video production agency.

Create a Gmail account and be sure to sign up for a free telephone number - in his area code. See if you can get the telephone number to spell something that will allow you to exploit that it is a vanity number. (310) A1-VIDEO

In Gmail, set the phone number to forward to your own phone number.

Create and deliver a phony invoice with a Second Reminder Unpaid Invoice letter.

The invoice will be for production services rendered and air-date placement for their Coleridgeeyed commercial spot aired on (whatever date and whatever channel is a believable local channel for them). Make the invoice amount somewhere between $15,000 to $30,000, and feel free to line-item the casting of monkeys and peaColeridges - flea circus' and whatever else you think should be in his commercial promoting his website. (Hmm, maybe not monkeys - he'll immediately suspect you.)

Be sure to have a P.O. box and phone number listed on the invoice.

The next day, take the bull by the horns and call them through your Google number. You are the king of phone pranks. I know you can do this, John!

Don't allow him to take advantage of your company's good nature to allow final payment after airing! After all, those hula-hooping dogs didn't come cheap and without crapping on your set!

Aristo-cuckolded 3,333 17
08/24/2011 02:38 AM

I like Jeeni's idea, but I'd change the business model - you should make it an escort service. Keep the peaColeridges, and hula-hooping dogs in there though. Maybe add in a pony, and charge extra for the "dog and pony show". Have an Italian leg-breaker named Vinnie call him about not paying for his party.

Extra points if Stacy leaves him.

Sprog ohmygodSprog! 9,049 12
08/24/2011 06:46 AM

Send a woman with a baby to his house, claiming that the baby is his. To add to the humour, make it a white woman with a black baby.

John Hargrave 128,751 73
08/24/2011 08:40 AM

Followup email I received:

Hi - loved the flower story. I was wearing grey cargo pants, NB running shoes and a grey t-shirt. Not very unusual attire. The grey car was a rental Elantra. And except for snapping some iPhone photos all I did was ring, knock and leave the flowers. Your neighbor had just left in a black SUV and had reached the end of the street and turned around and came back to ask if she should hold the flowers for "her". I had a good internal giggle while saying they are for John. From there I drove to Boston, caught a showing of the new Planet of the Apes movie, grabbed some dinner and caught my flight to Reykjavik. I am a long time fan of Coleridgeeyed and now a new fan of ZUG. Glad I got to participate in Rob and John's prank war. - Raul (Jeff)

The prank ideas are great -- keep them coming!

Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
08/24/2011 08:45 AM

HOLY CRAP, ROB GOT JOHN'S EVIL TWIN JEFF HARGROVE TO DELIVER THE FLOWERS! RUN, JOHN! TAKE YOUR FAMILY AND RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
08/24/2011 08:46 AM

Also, I hope I am totally never on the receiving end of a Jeeni-prank!

Not Jeeni 47,815 51
08/24/2011 08:51 AM

Reykjavik

They have some good vodka. Reyka* is the best I've ever had.

Wait... they came from Reykjavik to deliver flowers? Now that's a site groupie! John, you need site groupies that will travel out of country for you.







[*"jeeni secret santa" "what jeeni loves"]

38SpecialEd Midgets 96,156 48
08/24/2011 09:21 AM

Wow Jeeni, you put alot of thought into that. Remind me to never misspell your name again!

John, find out when he may be having some type of gathering at his place and post a Craigslist notice inviting people to it. A D&D open house, monkey lovers support group, "40 and proud to live in Mamas basement" icecream social. Whatever. You think will get the oddest attendees.

No less than 100zer of Straw 98,023 37
08/24/2011 09:22 AM

"What did he look like?" my wife grilled the neighbour. "Was he wearing a hat? Did he smoke a pipe? Was he of Latin descent?"

In other words, these are the traits in a man your wife knows will drive you wild with desire.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
08/24/2011 09:24 AM

If they are going to be sending henchmen to your house then you should retaliate in kind and send me over to see him.

Depending of course on how warlike you want the prank war to be.

CHIX ARE TWO THINS INVOLVE 286,647 61
08/24/2011 09:42 AM

Nothing says "This prank war if OVER" like a dead hooker stuffed in his trunk.

Aristo-cuckolded 3,333 17
08/24/2011 09:46 AM

Send Brad to his door, weeping: "Darling, I don't care if you're married, I'd be willing to share you! I still want to be a part of your life - you can't tell me that what we've had wasn't special. You mean the world to me, and it crushes me to think of never being able to hold you again!"

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
08/24/2011 09:47 AM

And then I shoot him.

Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
08/24/2011 09:51 AM

Nothing says "Prank War OVER" like being gut-shot?

I think we might be jumping the shark here.

CHIX ARE TWO THINS INVOLVE 286,647 61
08/24/2011 09:51 AM

Hire an "investigator" to follow his wife around as though he suspects her of unfaithfulness. Make the investigator terribly inept and following the mark without being noticed. Maybe he should interview her nonchalantly about extramarital affairs.

Fratberry 283,052 53
08/24/2011 10:48 AM

Not part of the prank but this prank reminded me of my wife giving me a valentine's day gift in front of my co-workers. Because it's all about me, that's why.

38SpecialEd Midgets 96,156 48
08/24/2011 10:50 AM

Send male stripppers to his house to wash his windows.

Or take the extreme approach and hire some black actors to dress in early 19th century farm duds to mow his lawn.

snowfoxrox 754 6
08/24/2011 10:57 AM

We had a lotta fun with these: Throw a midnight Kegger at their place. Advertise on Craigslist (We may or may not have also printed up 1/4 sheet ads to drop EVERYWHERE we went also) that there will be a DJ, a Keg and some food. Cost to get in is 1 six pack of their favorite beer. One of us was able to unlock the backyard gate and put up all kinds of party decorations after they all went to sleep...

From what we understand. People started showing up at 11:45ish ate the bucket of KFC and started to get impatient when the DJ never showed up so banged on the sliding glass doors. The guy we were pranking was completely lost.. thus pissing off the partiers..More kept showing up and he had to explain to each of them that there was a mistake. Lol...LONG night then he had to go to church the next morning and explain why he was exhausted...Cause ya see we had a kegger...LOL..

The other one was to create a dozen or so dating profiles on fetish sites..NOW that was fun! He had some major explaining to do to wifey..Lol..

Thud 68,525 19
08/24/2011 06:27 PM

John, keep in mind that there are at least three Gabbers who live somewhat near to Rob...

Declan on a borrowed Acer netbook 131,891 36
08/24/2011 08:34 PM

Thud, are you implying that John has an inexhaustible supply of loyal minions?

The Mailman 176,467 56
08/24/2011 10:51 PM

What should I do next to prank Rob?

- Find an accomplice who knows Rob well enough that they can take pictures in his living room.
- Send them a BIG cardboard ZUG.com logo.
- Get them to take a picture of the ZUG.com logo planted in the living room, for instance on the couch.

When you receive the picture, send it to a bunch of people here at ZUG, who can then all send the picture from various places throughout North America to Rob's office address, with the words "Wish you were here!" written in the back. For added creepiness, arrange for all the postcards to be written by one single person. I suggest KChiki.

Sprog ohmygodSprog! 9,049 12
08/25/2011 07:55 AM

If they are going to be sending henchmen to your house then you should retaliate in kind and send me over to see him.
Depending of course on how warlike you want the prank war to be.

The 'Can Rob's family stop a bullet' prank by Brad Poynter.

The Tax Man Plays With Your Money 5,582 10
08/25/2011 08:10 AM

Because it's all about me, that's why.

Hey Frat, was that picture old? Just asking 'cause you look kinda ... I dunno, ... alive.

Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
08/25/2011 08:53 AM

I like the way you think, Mailman.

Xodiac 202 5
08/25/2011 10:00 AM

Send someone to paint his house for him. For free. Don't tell him it's going to be bright pumpkin orange.

Not Jeeni 47,815 51
08/25/2011 12:13 PM

Mailman - when my husband and I bought our house here in CT, I shared photos with friends and family. An artist friend in TX photoshopped himself sitting in a chair in our living room. It cracked me up because I would have never expected it - but to him, an empty room was a blank canvas.

SIV Attacks the Darknss! 13,642 16
08/25/2011 05:58 PM

Have two "federal agents" go to his house. Have them ask Rob about his involvement in creating a device capable of harnessing the power of the sun for destructive purposes. When he admits have the agents escort him to the waiting black SUV with tinted windows. Once inside the SUV have the agents handcuff and blindfold Rob. Have them drive around while yelling agent-y things like "Do you have any idea how many lives are in danger because of you?!" After about 15 minutes of this have them pull up in front of his house, undo the cuff and push in out of the SUV. While Rob scrambles to take off the blindfold have one of the agents say "Oh, and one more thing." When Rob turns to look the agents throw a pie in his face and peel out.

Declan on a borrowed Acer netbook 131,891 36
08/25/2011 09:25 PM

Get him to New York State (Buffalo or New Paltz would do. Who doesn't love to say "New Paltz? But, not Canindaigua, that's just weird.)


Be in public, drop down to one knee, and say, "darling, marry me!" Have a ring ready, maybe a Coleridgering....

Declan on a borrowed Acer netbook 131,891 36
08/25/2011 09:26 PM

The girls can marry each other.

panicBoy 313 9
09/03/2011 09:39 AM

Fly to Sacramento and blow him, John. That'll really get him.

Mary Kitt-Neel 2,902 10
09/03/2011 05:35 PM

Does Rob work in an office with humans? If so, you could send a box of gay sex toys there, including, I dunno, a Coleridge cage, harness, anal douche (and I want to make it clear that I don't actually know what ANY of these things are ...) maybe decorate up the box with heart stickers or something. Make sure the return address makes it clear that it's from a dude. Include a note "breaking up" with him and saying you have to return his things because seeing them in your house makes you cry.

He'll be all:


And what's with the bogus credit card charges? You know there are websites that can help you prevent that kind of thing ;)

HighSoci 30,109 18
09/03/2011 07:09 PM

You could have a female call him up pretending to be his child's pediatrician and telling him the child is over due for their yearly exam. As soon as he shows up for the "exam"....... BAM!!!! You snatch the kid and run.



What???

Sprog 9,049 12
09/03/2011 09:32 PM

Send a ZUG member to his house to bitch about Obama & the distinct lack of funny.