Piemaster - taglines are overrated. 12,538 15
09/09/2011 01:28 AM

2nd shift FTW.

Piemaster - taglines are overrated. 12,538 15
09/09/2011 01:29 AM

Early bird/worm my ass!

Not Jeeni 47,815 51
09/09/2011 01:39 AM

This article makes me sad I work at home. Can I post it on my neighbor's fridge and see how it goes?

By the way, nice job on the spelling. That will defanitely get a reaction in many places. Hell, I wanted to correct it, too.

Piemaster - taglines are overrated. 12,538 15
09/09/2011 01:49 AM

It actually reads like all of our other signs. In fact, It inspired me to write a haiku:

Signs at my workplace
MS Word, red rivers run
Landscape, bold, print, tape.

knee pop ninja 527 7
09/09/2011 09:45 AM

A few chocolate sprinkles (or jimmies for you that live north of the Smith and Wesson line) should make it more interesting....



Or at least you would get to see your local Haz Mat team clean out the company fridge.

John Hargrave 128,751 73
09/09/2011 11:01 AM

Piemaster, you're my new hero. I and my eight alternate accounts will be giving you clicks.

knee pop ninja 527 7
09/09/2011 11:29 AM

Fortune 100 company's world headquarters breakroom.



While Ratatouille is grubbing out on your leftover Hamburger Helper...

John Hargrave 128,751 73
09/09/2011 03:19 PM

Awesome. You guys MUST report back on what happens to the signs, and the general reaction of the office.

Drewcifer CDXX 46,366 58
09/09/2011 04:14 PM

At my place of business, the majority of the staff that use the break room are our fine Latino cousins. As a result, all of the notices in the break room are in Spanish and English, or just in Spanish. So I pasted your text into Google Translate and made a new sign:





As I was taping it to the fridge, one of the senoras, Maria, says, "Thees true? You see a raton?" Then she points at Speedy Gonzales and says, "No, ees choking! You always making chokes! Haha. Oh, you write the spanish no good."

I love Google translate.

Piemaster - taglines are overrated. 12,538 15
09/09/2011 05:29 PM

The sign was removed before I got in today, but a few people got to see it. Lulz were had by the few I know. Others were not as amused.
Something about living in the bible belt sucks the humor out of people. A few even thought we might be exposed to bubonic plague. We said nothing to discourage this line of thought.

The fridges were much cleaner though!

Marmite's Belly Button Fluff 12,955 12
09/09/2011 06:05 PM

I can't do this at work as I'm already known as "the crazy rat lady".

Currently rocking a pink sleeping rat desktop image, and the following on my monitor stand: 1 large gray rubber rat; 1 furry rodent microwaveable warmer; 2 differing sized Remy figurines.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
09/09/2011 06:22 PM

9:00ish am: Sign went up. Forgot to take picture of sign after seeing this.


Those are carrots with grapes in the same bag

10:15 am: The spelling police were even kind enough be ironic.


Note how the misspelled word had been violently obliterated from existence

11:00 am The note was gone, but the fridge was getting a cleaning.


image blurred to protect the duped.

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/09/2011 08:29 PM

Note how the misspelled word had been violently obliterated from existence

Yet they didn't correct "plauge" or "refridgerator." Passive-aggressive moron.

You should write back and point that out, as well as the fact that she uses too much punctuation. Also that the contraction of "you all" is y'all (not ya'll.)

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/09/2011 08:36 PM

John Hargrave:
Piemaster, you're my new hero. I and my eight alternate accounts will be giving you clicks.

As a ZUG moderator, I must remind you that the ZUG terms of service prohibit the use of multiple accounts. Please limit yourself to posting/rating from your primary account only, and discountinue use of the additional accounts; failure to do so may result in action being taken against all of your accounts.

If you have any questions about these policies, feel free to sumbit them to the site's owner.

Thank you!

John Hargrave 128,751 73
09/09/2011 10:44 PM

I am sorry. Please don't tell the boss.

Drewcifer and Brad: kickass work. It's going to be hard to pick a winner.

Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
09/10/2011 08:30 AM

Dammit, Dit. I wish I'd thought to post that yesterday. I laughed so hard I startled my kid.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
09/10/2011 09:54 AM

Brad - I hope you go back and circle where that moron wrote "write" and then put up something about considering letting the rats win.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
09/10/2011 09:54 AM

Gah! I'm still a nose!

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
09/10/2011 09:55 AM

Er, I mean, Oh noes! I'm a nose!

John Hargrave 128,751 73
09/16/2011 12:52 AM

Well, to be honest, ALL the people who submitted photos made us laugh. We offered the prize to the FIRST one who made us laugh, so Piemaster does get the worm after all.

And by "worm" I mean "$25 Amazon gift certificate."

Congratulations, and thanks to all of you who helped out. We'd still love to see more photos of people hanging this sign in their break rooms -- continue to post them below!

Steve by birth, Piemaster by choice 12,538 15
09/16/2011 01:22 AM

STFU n00b!