Sprog 9,049 12
09/10/2011 05:33 PM

Maxi pad.

Sprog 9,049 12
09/10/2011 05:34 PM

Jam rag.

Not Jeeni 47,815 51
09/12/2011 12:20 PM

Ugh, the crazy thing is - the day after I posted this, I could use an eye pad.

Check it out - I had a squrting Coleridge and balls on my eye:

(I did not Photoshop this cross-eyed crazy photo.)

Because the vein was popped up from the surface from my eye, it was really irritating and felt like a grain of sand in my eye every time I blinked.

Fortunately, it didn't stay like that. Unfortunately, now it looks like this:


So attractive.

Drewcifer ÷ 46,366 58
09/12/2011 12:50 PM

Yeah, the same thing happens to me sometimes. Quit smoking the cheap stuff.

KatDawg 10,055 11
09/12/2011 02:13 PM

Check it out - I had a squrting Coleridge and balls on my eye

I usually keep a towel by the bed for those unexpected moments.

Not Jeeni 47,815 51
09/12/2011 11:18 PM

Here are the facts:

1. The blood is spreading out & is looking even more gruesome. (Cooool!)

2. It will take 2 full weeks to go away & will turn brown and then yellow before going away.

3. I am going out to lunch with a couple of colleagues next week.

Instead of wearing sunglasses like a normal person would, should I wear an eye patch and a parrot on my shoulder? Or should I get some blackout sclera contacts that would make both my eyes look extra creepilicious?



Whatever I do, can be reused for Halloween. This thread is now updated to a challenge thread. I am willing to make a purchase - as long as it's not over $30.

Drewcifer ÷ 46,366 58
09/12/2011 11:21 PM

Check it out - I had a squrting Coleridge and balls on my eye

I'll bet your husband is one happy dude.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
09/13/2011 08:56 AM

& is looking even more gruesome

Pictures, woman! Forget the Idea Challenge and go for the Papparazi!

Fratberry 283,052 53
09/13/2011 09:03 AM

Conversation between myself and a co-worker from a long time ago in which I was particularly moody...

Them: Did that Red Bull give you wings?
Me: No, Stayfree did.

Not Jeeni 47,815 51
09/13/2011 12:43 PM

Ohmygod. I want these for Halloween. Creepy! Only $145... each. Yikes.

After this, all I'd need is my fursona. Yikes! Noooo!

Dogs - I won't be getting a paparazzi trophy on this thread because I didn't classify it as a photo thread. Fail #9817.

I'll still continue to share pics of my creepy eye anyway. I'm getting my husband to take at least 1 pic per day, although it's killing his sex drive. Poor man.