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A comedy conversation by do not mess with Panda's bacon 181,795 70
10/03/2011 05:18 PM 205 views

I work in health care, so health care recruiters and staffing companies send me stuff in the mail all the time.
Today I got a little envelope with those cute little word magnets, and given our work, they're kind of health care related. They're all stuck on my metal file cabinet.

So, I did this:



Other words are:

infectious
body
pain
back
neck
call
head
sick
nurse
out
have
buttocks
my
doctor
made
<3
massage
tlc
care
i
prescription
drugs
check-up
nauseous
health
aches
your
smell
high
fever
running
me
you
in
an
better
am
the
need
hug
is
a
feel
from
bad
ouch
note
today
heal

What other combinations should I put up? I'll leave it as long as nobody complains.

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26 Comments on "

Word Magnets

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(Funniest: Ditdah,Straw consumed by the fires of hell,Invisible Ravos)


Funny 10 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212249
Drewcifer ♠♠♠ 46,366 58
10/03/2011 05:28 PM

i smell your buttocks

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212252
The Tax Man Plays With Your Money 5,582 10
10/03/2011 05:43 PM

your buttocks smell infectious.

 

Funny 8 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212253
Midgets® 96,156 48
10/03/2011 05:48 PM

bad doctor is in your buttocks

 

Funny 9 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212254
Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
10/03/2011 05:49 PM

Today I massage the high buttocks from an infectious bad nurse
Call a doctor you made my aches need better drugs
Your smell is running in me.
Ouch.



That was easy as it was already in my buffer.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212255
Midgets® 96,156 48
10/03/2011 05:56 PM

bad tlcouch is my high*

Scissors required.

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212256
Ditdah 123,110 14
10/03/2011 05:57 PM

The smell from you made me feel high
Call in sick today
I need tlc
A body massage
<3

Bonus points if you draw quotes around the "massage."

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212257
Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
10/03/2011 06:01 PM

My pain made me bad,
Infectious. From you a hug
Today I am high

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212259
Ditdah 123,110 14
10/03/2011 06:18 PM

Medical haiku FTW!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212261
The Mailman 176,467 56
10/03/2011 06:21 PM

- "My buttocks need a hug today."

 

Funny 11 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212263
Mr. Mike 11,439 21
10/03/2011 06:29 PM

my buttocks made a bad smell today.

I am nauseous.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212264
The Mailman 176,467 56
10/03/2011 06:34 PM

- "I need head from the nurse. I have a prescription from my doctor."

(you will need to borrow a second set of magnets for the second "I" and the second "from".)

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212283
Piemaster - Yes, Hell Yes! 12,538 15
10/03/2011 11:31 PM

Frostin' word magnets, how do they work?

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212284
Straw consumed by the fires of hell 98,023 37
10/03/2011 11:44 PM

I'd probably just put up "buttocks" and shove the rest of them to the side.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212290
Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
10/04/2011 01:14 AM

Frostin' word magnets, how do they work?

They stick to your thoughts.


Buttocks
Buttocks
Buttocks
Nurse
Nurse
Buttocks
Massage
Made A Smell

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212301
Invisible Ravos 63,472 21
10/04/2011 08:16 AM

"A hug is a bad massage"

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212302
Invisible Ravos 63,472 21
10/04/2011 08:17 AM

Running from your smell

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212304
The Tax Man Plays With Your Money 5,582 10
10/04/2011 08:46 AM

prescription drugs, nurse head, feel better today!




That's not a bad corporate logo idea. I might submit it to my company, should they ever solicit suggestions to improve on our "Getting Better Everyday" barfaroma.

 

Funny 9 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212306
Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
10/04/2011 09:09 AM

Too bad "strangle" and "finished" aren't included or you could do

"A hug is a strangle you haven't finished yet."

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212320
The Mailman 176,467 56
10/04/2011 11:05 AM

Too bad "should", "see", "phenomenal" and "Coleridge" aren't included or you could do

"I have phenomenal prescription drugs."

 

Funny 7 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212338
Vampire Chix with fangs 286,647 61
10/04/2011 02:00 PM

"Nurse I smell your need."

Because I do.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212418
do not mess with Panda's bacon 181,795 70
10/05/2011 12:37 AM

my doctor made me massage nurse

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212432
turtle - working hard 42,578 26
10/05/2011 08:42 AM

is your infectious buttocks better today?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212435
Invisible Ravos 63,472 21
10/05/2011 09:34 AM

My buttocks hurts from your doctor.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054212438
turtle - working hard 42,578 26
10/05/2011 09:41 AM

My doctor made <3 in your buttocks?

 

Funny 5 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054215934
Stuff your turkey with Panda 181,795 70
11/16/2011 05:57 PM

My boss has been in here 3 times since I did this.

 

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Cornbread Friend 7,665 11
11/16/2011 06:31 PM

"I better feel your head in my buttocks today"