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I work in health care, so health care recruiters and staffing companies send me stuff in the mail all the time.
Today I got a little envelope with those cute little word magnets, and given our work, they're kind of health care related. They're all stuck on my metal file cabinet.
So, I did this:

Other words are:
infectious
body
pain
back
neck
call
head
sick
nurse
out
have
buttocks
my
doctor
made
<3
massage
tlc
care
i
prescription
drugs
check-up
nauseous
health
aches
your
smell
high
fever
running
me
you
in
an
better
am
the
need
hug
is
a
feel
from
bad
ouch
note
today
heal
What other combinations should I put up? I'll leave it as long as nobody complains.
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Hilarious
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Drewcifer ♠♠♠ 46,366 58
10/03/2011 05:28 PM
i smell your buttocks
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Midgets® 96,156 48
10/03/2011 05:48 PM
bad doctor is in your buttocks
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9 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
10/03/2011 05:49 PM
Today I massage the high buttocks from an infectious bad nurse
Call a doctor you made my aches need better drugs
Your smell is running in me.
Ouch.
That was easy as it was already in my buffer.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Midgets® 96,156 48
10/03/2011 05:56 PM
bad tlcouch is my high*
Scissors required.
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Side-splitting
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Ditdah 123,110 14
10/03/2011 05:57 PM
The smell from you made me feel high
Call in sick today
I need tlc
A body massage
<3
Bonus points if you draw quotes around the "massage."
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8 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
10/03/2011 06:01 PM
My pain made me bad,
Infectious. From you a hug
Today I am high
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Ditdah 123,110 14
10/03/2011 06:18 PM
Medical haiku FTW!
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The Mailman 176,467 56
10/03/2011 06:21 PM
- "My buttocks need a hug today."
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Mr. Mike 11,439 21
10/03/2011 06:29 PM
my buttocks made a bad smell today.
I am nauseous.
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The Mailman 176,467 56
10/03/2011 06:34 PM
- "I need head from the nurse. I have a prescription from my doctor."
(you will need to borrow a second set of magnets for the second "I" and the second "from".)
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Chuckleworthy
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Piemaster - Yes, Hell Yes! 12,538 15
10/03/2011 11:31 PM
Frostin' word magnets, how do they work?
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Straw consumed by the fires of hell 98,023 37
10/03/2011 11:44 PM
I'd probably just put up "buttocks" and shove the rest of them to the side.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
10/04/2011 01:14 AM
Frostin' word magnets, how do they work?
They stick to your thoughts.
Buttocks
Buttocks
Buttocks
Nurse
Nurse
Buttocks
Massage
Made A Smell
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Invisible Ravos 63,472 21
10/04/2011 08:16 AM
"A hug is a bad massage"
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Invisible Ravos 63,472 21
10/04/2011 08:17 AM
Running from your smell
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The Tax Man Plays With Your Money 5,582 10
10/04/2011 08:46 AM
prescription drugs, nurse head, feel better today!
That's not a bad corporate logo idea. I might submit it to my company, should they ever solicit suggestions to improve on our "Getting Better Everyday" barfaroma.
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Funny
9 votes
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Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
10/04/2011 09:09 AM
Too bad "strangle" and "finished" aren't included or you could do
"A hug is a strangle you haven't finished yet."
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Hilarious
5 votes
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The Mailman 176,467 56
10/04/2011 11:05 AM
Too bad "should", "see", "phenomenal" and "Coleridge" aren't included or you could do
"I have phenomenal prescription drugs."
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Funny
7 votes
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Vampire Chix with fangs 286,647 61
10/04/2011 02:00 PM
"Nurse I smell your need."
Because I do.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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turtle - working hard 42,578 26
10/05/2011 08:42 AM
is your infectious buttocks better today?
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Invisible Ravos 63,472 21
10/05/2011 09:34 AM
My buttocks hurts from your doctor.
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turtle - working hard 42,578 26
10/05/2011 09:41 AM
My doctor made <3 in your buttocks?
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Cornbread Friend 7,665 11
11/16/2011 06:31 PM
"I better feel your head in my buttocks today"
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