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Facebook Prank: Going for the Gold
A comedy article by John Hargrave 128,751 73
10/13/2011 09:53 AM 6856 views

Facebook Gold

The Facebook Gold prank has been around for several years: you post a status update, or change your Facebook profile photo, to a graphic that looks like this.


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Your less-experienced Facebook friends will panic, asking why they can't see it, and how they subscribe to Facebook Gold. Then you can mess with them, like so:




Facebook Platinum

We've taken the Facebook Gold prank one step further, creating an even higher level of fake service called Facebook Platinum:


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Facebook Titanium

As well as the most exclusive club in social media history, Facebook Titanium:


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Brag about how these higher levels of service require an outrageous yearly service fee, but you got a complimentary membership because you know Mark Zuckerberg's barber. Talk about the mind-blowing features on your account, like the ability to see nude photos of all your friends, or free HBO.


Facebook Over 18

And if fake Facebook accounts aren't to your liking, you can always try this new Facebook prank, which will draw attention as quickly as an NSFW tag:


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Facebook Workplace Block

Finally, here's one that will freak out anybody who wastes employer time surfing Facebook (which is to say, 99% of corporate America):


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We hope you'll share the reactions of your Facebook friends. Take a screenshot of any ridiculous reactions you get over the next week, then post them in the conversation below. We'll award a $25 Amazon gift certificate to the funniest entry (as rated by you in overall ZUGZ) by Thursday, October 20, 2011. Pranks away!

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35 Comments on "

Facebook Prank: Going for the Gold

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(Funniest: Vampire Chix,do not mess with Panda's bacon,John Hargrave)


Hilarious 10 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213063
John Hargrave 128,751 73
10/13/2011 09:55 AM

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213068
Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
10/13/2011 11:21 AM

So, you took a Facebook prank that is 5 years old and been modified several times over the years to include other levels and over 18, etc. all like people have done for years already and are acting like you did something funny? Congrats, you have accomplished nothing at all! YAY!

 

Hilarious 21 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213071
The Mailman 176,467 56
10/13/2011 11:37 AM

[This hilarious post is only available to ZUG Unobtainium account holders]

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213073
Straw consumed by the fires of hell 98,023 37
10/13/2011 11:43 AM

Congrats, you have accomplished nothing at all!

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213074
Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
10/13/2011 11:57 AM

Both! Accomplishing nothing is my goal.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213076
Vampire Chix 286,647 61
10/13/2011 11:59 AM

Whatever you do, don't open the other thread just like this one.

 

Funny 10 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213077
Midgets® 96,156 48
10/13/2011 12:16 PM

How do you keep a retard busy for hours?

 

Funny 8 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213078
Fratberry 283,052 53
10/13/2011 12:28 PM

I'm doing some troubleshooting to find out why this thread was posted twice. I need for all of you to click me a lot in this thread. This will allow me to see where the problem is and it will let me know what needs to be changed.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213079
Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
10/13/2011 12:32 PM

I clicked you and your total went down. I feel a good solution would be for everyone to never click you again for safety.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213080
Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
10/13/2011 12:49 PM

I don't click Frat for safety, I click him for funny.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213083
turtle - working hard 42,578 26
10/13/2011 01:19 PM

I clicked you and your total went down. I feel a good solution would be for everyone to never click you again for safety.

Go.Away

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213085
Pram 80,728 42
10/13/2011 02:20 PM

[post exceeds your membership tolerance]

 

Funny 7 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213086
Pram 80,728 42
10/13/2011 02:29 PM

I clicked you and your total went down. I feel a good solution would be for everyone to never click you again for safety.

No one clicks anyone for safety, they click each other for for funny points. You can't make their pointage go down by down-clicking. Down is up around these parts, sonny boy. Left is also up.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213102
Pram 80,728 42
10/13/2011 09:32 PM

Also, right is Apple Cinamon Cheerios, but only every other Saturday.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213119
do not mess with Panda's bacon 181,795 70
10/14/2011 10:49 AM

I don't expect to win this contest, because everyone who took part in this is "in" on the joke, but I am a whore for the almighty clickie, so I'm posting anyway





 

Amusing 2 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213120
do not mess with Panda's bacon 181,795 70
10/14/2011 10:51 AM

All the rest of you clickie whores can claim responsibility for your input or not.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213122
turtle - working hard 42,578 26
10/14/2011 10:57 AM

I stand by my statement in that thread.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213123
Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
10/14/2011 11:05 AM

FB User#5 4 LYFE!!!!

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213128
Pram 80,728 42
10/14/2011 12:06 PM

I read that, but only every fifth line, for I am superstitious.

Also, it was nice of Richard Gere to let you guys borrow his gerbil. It must be getting too damn old for that sort of thing, but didn't seem to mind traveling through a human centipede.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213134
Midgets® 96,156 48
10/14/2011 01:39 PM

I didn't get nearly the response Panda did, but I did snag one non Zugger thinking they had a virus.

My computers toast and I can't do screen shots on my mobile, so if one of my "friends" wants to post it for me it'll earn you an easy fiver!

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213142
Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
10/14/2011 02:29 PM

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213143
Midgets® 96,156 48
10/14/2011 02:35 PM

Much appreciated.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054213144
Midgets® 96,156 48
10/14/2011 02:39 PM

I also like how she made a second post to correct "this" but left "virius"

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214080
John Hargrave 128,751 73
10/26/2011 10:30 PM

And Kchiki wins the Amazon GC for the line "The green is part of the design"!

A WINNAR IS SHE!

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214082
Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
10/27/2011 12:47 AM

I have the real photo of Midget's tattoo:

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214086
Midgets® 96,156 48
10/27/2011 02:59 AM

Sweet.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214097
Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
10/27/2011 08:41 AM

Despite the length of my Amazon wishlist, I originally edited and posted that image for Midgets because he wasn't able to. So the credit should go to him!

YAY MIDGETS!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

Funny 6 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214103
Midgets® 96,156 48
10/27/2011 12:04 PM

Regardless of what we write on the bathroom walls, you're a classy lady.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214109
Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
10/27/2011 01:38 PM

As long as you write about me on the fancy bathroom walls, it's okay by me.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214111
Invisible Ravos 63,472 21
10/27/2011 02:30 PM

I write about you on every bathroom wall.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214112
Invisible Ravos 63,472 21
10/27/2011 02:31 PM

So I can neither confirm, nor deny the class-level of said walls.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214125
Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
10/27/2011 04:01 PM

I write about you on kitchen walls.



I don't think I'm doing this right.



Plus, that was directed at Ravos.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214126
Fratberry 283,052 53
10/27/2011 04:14 PM

KChiki, I'll write about you in a cascading rivulet of golden showers whenever and wherever you want.

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214127
Fratberry 283,052 53
10/27/2011 04:15 PM

And now I know exactly where my most inappropriate and awkward ZUG comment is kept.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054214128
Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
10/27/2011 04:24 PM

Fratberry is like a stream of bat's piss.