Vampire Chix 286,647 61
10/20/2011 05:47 PM

You pretty much pegged her.

Mr. Mike Tricks your Treat! 11,439 21
10/20/2011 05:57 PM

Either the brother is mad because she farted in his general direction, or he noticed that she hasn't shaved her pits in a while.

Either way, its justified!

Straw consumed by the fires of hell 98,023 37
10/20/2011 11:06 PM

I can totally see myself begging someone to kill me if I had walls that color.

turtle - scared shell-less 42,578 26
10/21/2011 08:56 AM

Straw was working with Will Smith starring in "The Fresh Queen of San Francisco"

KatDawg 10,055 11
10/22/2011 11:08 AM

Which one is Manhole?

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
10/22/2011 11:16 AM

It's obvious: he's balloon ant woman in the back.

KatDawg 10,055 11
10/22/2011 11:20 AM

He's creative with balloons too? Is there nothing that Manhole can't do?

Declan. Shun vile imitations. 131,891 36
10/22/2011 04:45 PM

He's the new Chuck Norris!

Col. Sprog Gaddafi 9,049 12
10/22/2011 04:57 PM

Superman wears Manhole pajamas.

Straw consumed by the fires of hell 98,023 37
10/22/2011 05:37 PM

I like where this is going.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
10/22/2011 06:03 PM

In a stochastic process, the random element is always Manhole.

Jeeni is ready for Halloweeni 47,815 51
10/22/2011 07:35 PM

Golden ratio + = Manhole

Midgets® 96,156 48
10/22/2011 08:05 PM

In 2092 the LHC ripped a hole in space and time allowing the top scientist with the iGalactic McEmpire to travel back in time and teach the ape-men of the early 21st century the technology to survive the Meerkat Uprising.

They called this portal the "Manhole".

Drewcifer ♠♠♠ 46,366 58
10/22/2011 11:49 PM

Best damn salesman in the office...Manhole was a sonofabitch.

To Manhole!

Manhole was a ten foot monster that slept with all our wives, then punched us all in the face, and we loved him for it.

You know, he would shoot whisky into his neck with a syringe.

He did all the makeup on Planet of the Apes.

He taught me how to love a woman and scold a child.
To Manhole!!

He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see what was coming up the road.

They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to Manhole talk in his sleep.

He once breast-fed an injured flamingo back to health.

His poop is considered currency in Argentina.

TO MANHOLE!!!

Col. Sprog Gaddafi 9,049 12
10/23/2011 11:47 AM

Mr. T once beat Manhole at a game of Tic-tac-toe. In retaliation Manhole invented racism.

Midgets® 96,156 48
10/23/2011 07:27 PM

God created us in his image, Manhole made the improved version 2.0.

Col. Sprog Gaddafi 9,049 12
10/23/2011 07:58 PM

Rumour has it that there's no chin behind Manhole's beard, there's actually 4 USB ports.

Invisible Ravos 63,472 21
10/24/2011 10:25 AM

Manhole can't grow a beard. Puberty is so afraid of him that it never got close enough for him to hit it.

Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
10/24/2011 10:31 AM

The Doctor brings the Tardis in to Manhole for routine maintenance.

Midgets® 96,156 48
10/24/2011 10:48 AM

Manhole doesn't always drink beer.

But when he does, he's asked for a second form of I.D.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
10/24/2011 10:56 AM

All this Manhole worship is all well and good, but I hope you all remember this when SS12 has a mechanical lobster shoved up your asses.

Midgets® 96,156 48
10/24/2011 12:01 PM

Chuck Norris uses Manhole for a character reference.

Vampire Chix 286,647 61
10/24/2011 12:22 PM

What a Fag.

Sprog of the Dump 9,049 12
10/24/2011 12:25 PM

The Doctor brings the Tardis in to Manhole for routine maintenance.

The sonic screwdriver is what Manhole calls his Coleridge.

Also: TARDIS !

Vampire Chix 286,647 61
10/24/2011 12:25 PM

Course, I mean Chuck Norris. Not that manly Manhole.

Vampire Chix 286,647 61
10/24/2011 12:26 PM

DAMN TIMELORDS!

Midgets® 96,156 48
10/24/2011 12:46 PM

Manhole once pointed a finger to the sky and said "Bang".

No planes crashed, but a satellite fell from orbit and Stephen Hawking became pregnant.

Mega-KChiki vs Crocosaurus 128,451 98
10/24/2011 01:07 PM

I want that to be his custom icon.

ManhoIe 46,366 58
10/25/2011 12:51 PM

Frost bitches, get money. That's how I roll, mother-Frosters.

Fratberry 283,052 53
10/25/2011 02:34 PM

I don't care who did what. The nerdy girl in the picture is teh hotness.

Midgets® 96,156 48
10/25/2011 02:56 PM

Frat, that's Giorgio Tsoukalos.

And she's a he.

And her hair has it's own Facebook page.

Drewcifer 46,366 58
10/25/2011 04:41 PM

Why the hell did I just 'Like' that?