KChiki is actually a 12-yr-old boy 128,451 98
11/03/2011 10:24 AM

Hint threads are ruining Live.

/oblig

With that out of the way, think of anything Diana might want, subtract ferrets, change "green" to "purple" and you've probably got something I would love.

Santa's Little Dianasaur 57,835 109
11/03/2011 10:48 AM

I WANT A GREEN FERRET!!





Aw hell, I'm not on the list.

KChiki is actually a 12-yr-old boy 128,451 98
11/03/2011 10:53 AM

OH SNAP!

Sprog 9,049 12
11/03/2011 10:55 AM

You know 'ferret' is regional slang in the UK for a certain part of the female anatomy. I'm not going to say which part but if you want a green ferret, just date a pirate who can't afford real gold.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,560 11
11/03/2011 11:14 AM

You know, this is the internet.

You can say things like 'vagina', and nobody cares. Hell, if you want to keep the animal theme going, call it a 'Poe'.

Just FYI.

Poe.

Santa's Little Dianasaur 57,835 109
11/03/2011 11:17 AM

I want Kchiki to give me a green ferret.



I KNOW WHAT I SAID.

Sprog 9,049 12
11/03/2011 11:20 AM

Yeah, but it's nice to add a bit of intrigue to the mix. Amateur psychology may be worth a dab at too.. I notice you like to call people 'Poe' and you're quite liberal with the homophobic slurs. Does date back from your childhood, are you compensating for your own homosexual or inadequate feelings with your online persona. Tell me about your mother.

Sprog 9,049 12
11/03/2011 11:22 AM

Previous comment was for Autra. Why can't people just wait there damn turn.

I'm not a pirate, but I can't afford real gold.

KChiki is actually a 12-yr-old boy 128,451 98 makes notes.
11/03/2011 11:30 AM

GREEN. FERRET.

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,560 11
11/03/2011 11:36 AM

I notice you like to call people 'Poe' and you're quite liberal with the homophobic slurs.

Is this your first visit to the site?

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/03/2011 11:42 AM

ANYTHING DOCTOR WHO RELATED!

Or money. Money is good. I need money for the poor college student that I have become again.

Manhole 21,658 29
11/03/2011 12:25 PM

I want a horcrux.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
11/03/2011 12:39 PM

subtract ferrets, change "green" to "purple"

If I get KChiki, I will locate a purple otter.

Jeeni is ready for Halloweeni 47,815 51
11/03/2011 12:50 PM

The gift I receive will determine whether I love you or hate you.

No pressure or anything.

I've loved all my past Secret Santas. Shell Belle, Thud, Mung Champ. Damn, no Thud or Mung this year. Sad face.

I'm open to most anything, as long as it's not creepy like bodily fluids or edible underpants. I love stuff that I can learn more from - and stuff that gives me a laugh like books and silly gadgets. I also love KChiki's jewelry and Millie's boxes. Especially if it has ravens in/on it, for some odd reason. (Those damn birds are irritatingly loud in real life but they look sooo cool.)

Pubah... 56,851 18
11/03/2011 02:18 PM

Oh Lord won't you give me
a Mercede's Benz

My friends all drive Porschees
I must make amends

WORKED HARD all my life
no help from them Dems

Oh Lord won't you give me
a Mercedees Benz

Drewcifer is Raw 46,366 58
11/03/2011 02:36 PM

think of anything Diana might want, subtract ferrets, change "green" to "purple" and you've probably got something I would love.

KChiki licked the baked ham 128,451 98
11/03/2011 02:42 PM

Wow, that's not a creepy picture AT ALL.

Sausage-stuffed suzy 3,009 9
11/03/2011 07:19 PM

Drew, that belongs in the "Photos of Your Youth" thread. Did your braces tear up that toy?

Drewcifer is Raw 46,366 58
11/03/2011 07:27 PM

Sorry, I was hacking Pram's MySpace photos again...

Sprog 9,049 12
11/03/2011 07:30 PM

Me too.

Declan, Shun Vile Imitations. 131,891 36
11/03/2011 08:11 PM

Why do I see "Sprog," but think "Pram?"

Baked Ham Midgets 96,156 48
11/03/2011 09:20 PM

One available used.

Sprog 9,049 12
11/03/2011 09:54 PM

Why do I see "Sprog," but think "Pram?"
Harsh man, harsh.

The Lobster. 18,572 33
11/04/2011 12:05 AM

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The Lobster. 18,572 33
11/04/2011 12:06 AM

Oh totally gay!

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
11/04/2011 12:34 AM

I'm not in this secret santa but if I were I'd want mine to give the dentist who almost drilled into the wrong tooth today the plague.

Invisible Ravos 63,472 21
11/04/2011 12:57 AM

Its hat time!

Drewcifer is Raw 46,366 58
11/04/2011 01:15 PM

I just want Mommy to stop hitting Daddy.

Sausage-stuffed suzy 3,009 9
11/04/2011 02:10 PM

I would like my SS to go to find a local giving tree, select a child, and fulfill all the wishes of that child.




















BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!! BRING ON THE PRESENTS, BITCHES!

Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
11/04/2011 02:30 PM

Dear Secret Santa,

I don't know you and you probably don't know me, so I can't really trust you to give me an appropriate gift. Let's make this easy for both of us - send me an iTunes gift card or an Amazon gift card (or both) and I'll get myself something nice.



That or a pound of Jamaica Blue Mountain - not the cheap blends, though. Those Jamaicans work hard to make sure the coffee plants get a contact high and it makes a big difference in the beans.

That is all.

Sincerely,

Arrogant Spicey

TurkduckChackens 286,647 61
11/04/2011 02:40 PM

A ONE POUND REECES CUP.


Do me now.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
11/05/2011 11:38 AM

Just get me whatever Midgets likes.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
11/05/2011 12:33 PM

I want my SS to kidnap an incredibly sexy man and deliver him to my door dressed in nothing but a big red bow.


In the event that a sexy man is not available, I will accept Drew.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
11/05/2011 03:00 PM

I don't think you would need as big a bow.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
11/05/2011 06:31 PM

Hey Shelle, just in case you're my secret santa, I will accept ANYTHING you have just laying around the house.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
11/05/2011 06:41 PM

Oh, and a worrible. SO CUTE AND SQUISHY.

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
11/05/2011 10:07 PM

I don't have any preferences really I mean-

Oh, what's this?

In all seriousness, a donation to Sanctuary for Kids would go down very well. Just don't send them penises.

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
11/06/2011 12:16 AM

Also, if you could put Amanda Tapping in a box and post her back to NZ. Late '90s Stargate Amanda or current Sanctuary Amanda I don't really mind.

Then.

Now. NOW.

Baked Ham Midgets 96,156 48
11/06/2011 06:59 PM

Just get me whatever Midgets likes.

If I get her I'll share with you.

But the first time we cross streams, you're done.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
11/06/2011 09:28 PM

Honestly though, I want the same stuff as I always list in these threads - anything that isn't peppermint, since I'm allergic, and anything that isn't made of metal, since it gives me the heebie-jeebies. I still have two amazon wish lists - a regular one and a homeschooling one. I like to go geocaching when the weather is nice, and I scrapbook when it isn't.

Also, my penguin salt-and-pepper shaker army is looking for new recruits.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
11/06/2011 09:56 PM

I could use some extra large plates to keep my giant croissants and gingerbread men on.


Seriously though, I'm easy. (shaddup). I'm crafty and like girly things like lotion and bubble bath. Kchiki-made jewelry is always appreciated. I'm sure she'd be happy to give her opinion on a piece I would like. Also, Chit knows me pretty well (rawr!) and would probably give you some ideas.



Also, feel free to use your gift to make reference to the fact that I spent a great deal of the year being a batShakespeare crazy, oversensitive bitch who deleted, re-friended, and re-deleted a lot of Zug people on facebook. Or that I spent a few days in the Nut Hut. Or something about Ohio sucking.

It's alright. I promise that my vagina won't turn to glass and shatter. I may pee my pants a little, but that has nothing to do with you.

Drewcifer ⊕☼● 46,366 58
11/06/2011 10:19 PM

So what you're saying is, it's not a good idea to put one's real return address on the package sent to you?

Autra - Generic Unfunny Live Member 10,560 11
11/06/2011 10:20 PM

Oh, it's a GREAT idea.

Just to make sure they get it, why don't you go ahead and post it here.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
11/06/2011 10:23 PM

So what you're saying is, it's not a good idea to put one's real return address on the package sent to you?

Not unless you want me to start watching you in the shower.

dinesh 24,862 16
11/07/2011 10:36 PM

gag gits, party gift, home electronics, boobs, delicious foods, homemade crafts, love poetry, luge lessons, a non-hot-tub time machine, or real viagra, please.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
11/09/2011 01:23 PM

I almost forgot: you should avoid anything involving shoelaces or belts.

Baked Ham Midgets 96,156 48
11/09/2011 06:32 PM

They're not what I want, but my wife has been collecting this new line of action figures. Apparently they're pretty popular and her friends come over to play when you I leave for work.

Drewcifer ⊕☼● 46,366 58
11/09/2011 07:50 PM

Too bad your wife didn't sign up for the Secret Santa.

Where's she been, anyway? I didn't scare her off with those choke-Frost-ing videos, did I?

Baked Ham Midgets 96,156 48
11/09/2011 08:02 PM

No, not at all. She was a little curious how she was supposed to choke Frost you though.

Once she discovered that clickies couldn't be traded for coins to spend on Facebook she kind of lost interest.

The Lobster. 18,572 33
11/12/2011 08:11 PM

I really need a new house:

Straw Potato Casserole 98,023 37
11/22/2011 06:57 PM

I realized tonight that there's a ton of not-too-expensive Shakespeare on places like etsy and thinkgeek that I'd love to have, but have denied myself because it's kind of like eating pringles - best to not even pop the top unless you're prepared to eat the whole damn can.

But I'm too lazy to list it all here unless I know that my SS is drawing a blank and needs some suggestions. So feel free to contact the lovely Dianada if you are stuck, and she will poke me with a stick to get me motivated. She may even use a frat-on-a-stick.

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/22/2011 08:29 PM

I've already stated my needs. But if someone wanted to kidnap Eli Roth and deliever him to my bed, I'd be eternally grateful.


Well, I'd be as grateful as I could between all the jew sex.

Whistler 186,138 44
11/23/2011 10:17 AM

I want a high-definition video file of KChiki giving Dianada a green ferret, if you know what I mean.

Drewcifer ⊕☼● 46,366 58
11/26/2011 11:07 PM

Want.