Workplace Prank: Ridiculous Safety Warnings
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by Mary Kitt-Neel  2,798  8
11/11/2011 12:11 AM 7670 views
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There are so many safety warnings, placed on everything from our phones to our breakfast cereals, that you wonder how any of us manage to get through the day without being electrocuted, poisoned, or decapitated.
Fortunately for us, in their zeal to make signage that transcends language and reading comprehension barriers, creators of safety signs give us many possible interpretations of their artwork. That's the inspiration for our latest printable prank. And maybe it'll give you something to think about next time you open a packet of nuts.
You can download and print these "safety" signs to post in your workplace, or someone else's. Be sure to get pictures, especially if you catch someone in a "violation."
To encourage you to make the world a safer place, we're offering a $25 Amazon.com Gift Certificate to the picture that makes us laugh the most by next Thursday, November 17, 2011. Just log in and post your picture below to be automatically entered into the contest!
Remember: you can't spell WORKPLACE SAFETY without "U" ... oh, wait.
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Hilarious
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Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 130,699  34
11/11/2011 12:23 AM
Pinching is forbidden?
Gawddamm Commies!
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Funny
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Gonzo 20,504 16
11/11/2011 05:53 PM
Wow... I was doing this stuff 7 years ago when my company charged me with the safety-sign printing software. Management hated it. The shop floor loved it.
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Funny
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John Hargrave 128,224 71
11/17/2011 11:07 PM
And Brad Poynter takes the gift card FTW!
Actually, FTO (For The Only).
Congrats, Brad!
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Amusing
1 votes
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iBong 400 5
11/18/2011 08:11 AM
TMI
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Funny
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Brad Poynter 35,646 48
11/18/2011 08:33 AM
Ain't no fault like Default!
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Chuckleworthy
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Text monger 13 6
12/08/2011 07:14 AM
Posted the no moonwalking sign in the break area of a secret government facility. Sadly no photography for the safety of the american people but made the big man laugh and then got me smoked by the Shift Sgt. Saving the world one prank at a time.
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