KChiki licked the baked ham 128,451 98
11/14/2011 01:05 PM

You're absolutely going to leave Frat on a Vibrator somewhere that your masturbating roommate can see him, right?

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/14/2011 01:09 PM

You would think less of me if I didn't, so of course I am!

Jeeni <3 Pumpkin Pie & Eggnog 47,815 51
11/14/2011 01:12 PM

Two L's in "traveling"? I didn't know you were British, Priestess.


Cheerio, then!

KChiki licked the baked ham 128,451 98
11/14/2011 01:12 PM

Considerably less of you.

Jeeni <3 Pumpkin Pie & Eggnog 47,815 51
11/14/2011 01:17 PM

You should paste approving and disapproving Frat to the same board, so you can easily flip from disapproving to approving. (Like a crosswalk guard sign.)

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/14/2011 01:23 PM

until after class, sweetie

Shell Belle 77,143 25
11/14/2011 02:17 PM

If Frat on a stick could talk he would be saying, "I may smother to death in here, but I'm the luckiest bastard alive!"

TurkduckChackens 286,647 61
11/14/2011 04:30 PM

His Majesty is not amused.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
11/14/2011 04:32 PM

Well now the one of him peeking out of my fly is ruined. Damn Chickens.

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29 said in sexy time voice
11/14/2011 04:42 PM

I'm back from class Frat on a 'Stick'

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/14/2011 04:43 PM

Brad, I think you should go for it. Frat on a stick should peek from out of all our clothes.

Jello salad shouldn't go thud. 68,525 19
11/14/2011 10:49 PM

Well, I've printed the Frat prop. I'll have to figure out some interesting place to photograph it.

Fratberry Pie 283,052 53
11/14/2011 10:54 PM

I'm back from class Frat on a 'Stick'

What the hell kind of weird-ass vibrator do you have, anyway???

Fratberry Pie 283,052 53
11/14/2011 10:55 PM

I didn't mean "ass vibrator" although I guess... yeah.

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/15/2011 03:53 PM

No, I do not have a weird ass vibrator, it's just so powerful it distorted the webcam. I use a generator to power it.

Drewcifer ⊕☼● 46,366 58
11/15/2011 04:24 PM

I thought your vagina was a vortex in the space time continuum.

Is it?

Fratberry 3.14159265 283,052 53
11/15/2011 04:24 PM

Does it have a pull cord like a lawn mower?

Fratberry 3.14159265 283,052 53
11/15/2011 04:27 PM

Put disapproving Fratberry on the ceiling above her bed with the sign "Ceiling Frat is watching you flicking your bean".

Drewcifer ⊕☼● 46,366 58
11/15/2011 04:31 PM

Wrong thread, but I clicked it anyway.

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/15/2011 04:49 PM

I thought your vagina was a vortex in the space time continuum.

Only if you dial the correct seven chevrons.

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/15/2011 04:51 PM

Does it have a pull cord like a lawn mower?

More like a chainsaw.

Cornbread Friend 7,665 11
11/15/2011 05:21 PM

___________________________________________

Meanwhile, back in the dorm...


___________________________________________

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/15/2011 06:49 PM

more like

Sausage-stuffed suzy 3,009 9
11/15/2011 06:52 PM

Is that her "O" face or your gross-out face?

Manhole 21,658 29
11/15/2011 07:55 PM

thought your vagina was a vortex in the space time continuum.


If this is true, I would be most interested in running some experiments on it ifyouknowwhatimean.

Sausage-stuffed suzy 3,009 9
11/15/2011 08:23 PM

Maybe you already have, but you won't know until like 20 years from now. So sad.

Invisible Ravos 63,472 21
11/15/2011 11:45 PM

I thought your vagina was a vortex in the space time continuum.

That is Trae.

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/17/2011 11:05 AM

KChiki and I are meeting for lunch on monday, and I'm gonna make sure Frat is there.

KChiki licked the baked ham 128,451 98
11/17/2011 11:14 AM

IFYOUKNOWWHATSHEMEANS

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/17/2011 11:32 AM

WINKWINKNUDGENUDGESAYNOMORESAYNOMORE

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
11/17/2011 01:07 PM

Does she mean a paper cutout of a guys head attached to a steeek and that there might be quasi-provocative photos taken with the aforementioned cutout?

If so, then yes, I know what she means.

TurkduckChackens 286,647 61
11/17/2011 06:25 PM

Well?

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/17/2011 06:37 PM

Yes. that is what I mean. The game.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
11/19/2011 04:36 PM

We took Frat out for a ride.



To see the Zee.



I introduced him to a pretty girl.



I'm afraid in his weakened condition, it was all a little too much for him.

Jeeni <3 Pumpkin Pie & Eggnog 47,815 51
11/19/2011 05:15 PM

Woah! Frat is bigger than life!

Fratberry 3.14159265 283,052 53
11/19/2011 05:37 PM

That was awesome. I been postered!

KChiki licked the baked ham 128,451 98
11/21/2011 01:53 PM

Today I had lunch with HP and Frat! He left his vibrator "stick" in the car.

TurkduckChackens 286,647 61
11/21/2011 01:57 PM

Torn between two lovers.....

Fratberry 3.14159265 283,052 53
11/21/2011 02:48 PM

I suppose that is one way to get head. Wait, that's give... ah crap.

Fratberry 3.14159265 283,052 53
11/22/2011 09:58 AM

I'm. Still. Waiting.

turtle - thanksgiving name 42,578 26
11/22/2011 10:14 AM

What if someone wrapped your picture around an empty paper towel tube and had their way with it while yelling "VAJAZZLE"? Would that count?


I ask for no reason.

Fratberry 3.14159265 283,052 53
11/22/2011 10:15 AM

Yes. I mean... no.

turtle - thanksgiving name 42,578 26 replaces paper towels with a full roll
11/22/2011 10:28 AM

So what you're saying is, use the disapproving Frat picture.

KChiki licked the roast beef 128,451 98
11/22/2011 10:33 AM

I just have to chime in here that a paper towel tube sounds like it would chafe a bit.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
11/22/2011 11:04 AM

I have heard that with a latex glove and some ky a paper towel roll can become your bestest friend. If you can fit it in there.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
11/22/2011 12:18 PM

A warm, wet washcloth wrapped around the thing adds to the experience, I have heard.

KChiki licked the roast beef 128,451 98
11/22/2011 12:19 PM

I stand corrected.

Sprog 9,049 12
11/22/2011 01:14 PM

waits for his photo to be used in place of a vagazzler

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/22/2011 08:27 PM

Instead of a paper towel roll, do you think I could use a poster tube?


I ask for a friend .... you've never heard of her...

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
11/23/2011 01:04 AM

If that University gig doesn't work out, this guy can always use some head:

TurkduckChackens 286,647 61
11/23/2011 12:00 PM

Frat-on-a-stick is not as pleased with the Occupy Wall Street movement as he thought.

SIVberry Sauce 13,642 16
11/23/2011 07:26 PM

I got a call today saying I needed to pick someone up at the bus station.


First thing he wanted to do was see the Mighty Mississippi. He was so excited he jumped right in.


But it was short lived.


As we left Frat-on-a-Stick said he wanted to enjoy some art.


He said he heard Whistler's mom lived close by, however this is as close as we could find.


I was getting low on gas. While I filled up Frat found Jesus!


Frat said he needed to get home so we said our goodbyes. I'd say we had a pretty good day.

Baked Ham Midgets 96,156 48
11/23/2011 07:43 PM

Damnit, I gave you a five before I saw you were a hippie.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
11/24/2011 09:51 AM

His sweatshirt is clean, which I believe means he's a hipster, not a hippie.

Baked Ham Midgets 96,156 48
11/24/2011 10:09 AM

No glasses, non-retro sweatshirt, I can smell the weed through the intertubes.

Defenatly a hippie.

TAKE A BATH!

SIVberry Sauce 13,642 16
11/24/2011 01:47 PM

I'm, like, giving this one to Midgets, man.

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/24/2011 02:26 PM

Damn SIV, I had no idea you were a Frost-ing lumberjack.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
11/24/2011 07:03 PM

Hello, SIV!

Jello salad shouldn't go thud. 68,525 19
11/24/2011 08:12 PM

Run SIV, run now. Don't look back, don't stop to pick up any weed. Just run.

Straw Potato Casserole 98,023 37
11/24/2011 09:02 PM

Speaking of lumberjacks, this is one of my favorite recent comics. I've noticed an uptick of beards on young men, and after reading this comic they are all vikings to me.

SIV the Hippie Lumberjack 13,642 16
11/24/2011 10:40 PM

Thanks to this thread I now have my post-Thanksgiving name picked out.

Sprog 9,049 12
11/24/2011 10:57 PM

Thor?

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
11/24/2011 11:15 PM

No, not much, thweetie!

I took some Motrin, and a nice hot thower, tho I'm not thor.


Thanks for asking!

Sausage-stuffed suzy 3,009 9
11/28/2011 02:24 PM

Dude, I thought SIV was a chick!

Fratberry 283,052 53
11/28/2011 08:27 PM

Everybody should print off a picture of either version of Fratberry, stick optional, and have at least one of their family holiday photos taken with everyone gathered around my head. Just like that gay bar in Atlanta I "accidentally" ended up in one night.

You can even burn me on the yule log. Again, like Atlanta.

Fratberry 283,052 53
11/28/2011 08:33 PM

Speaking of which, I have a photo of Mrs. Fratberry and I along with her family at their annual Thanksgiving shindig. Lucky for me I'm in the back (not like that thing in Atla... never mind) because it's pretty obvious my new name should be FATBerry.

Not to mention it takes one look at the photo to start singing in your head "One of these things is not like the other..." It can also be used to play a game of spot the democrat/libertarian.

I'll post it if I can get off my fat ass and/or out of this chair long enough to scan the thing.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
11/28/2011 08:52 PM

I hope your scanner is big enough, fattie.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
11/28/2011 08:53 PM

Let me know if you want the model number of the one I use.

Fratberry 283,052 53
11/28/2011 08:55 PM

By the way, Dogs Akimbo's printouts of my head were actual size.

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/28/2011 09:33 PM

and have at least one of their family holiday photos taken with everyone gathered around my head.

Challenge Accepted

SIV the Hippie Lumberjack 13,642 16
11/29/2011 04:59 PM

Dude, I thought SIV was a chick!

I'm sorry, I won't post while wearing pantyhose anymore. They look better on Frat anyway.

Fratberry 283,052 53
11/29/2011 06:56 PM

I'm so close to taking a photo of me in these ridiculous grandma compression stockings. They come all the way up past my junk. They're awesome. And when it gets cold outside they're even better.

Now, in which sentence(s) was Fratberry being facetious?

Good lord I can spell facetious without any help from spell check.

Fratberry 283,052 53
11/29/2011 07:44 PM

Again, if my GRA's are reading this, everything I say is totally made up.

T.H.U.D. 68,525 19
11/29/2011 07:49 PM

As was that post.

T.H.U.D. 68,525 19
11/29/2011 07:49 PM

And that one.

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/29/2011 08:21 PM

This one: They come all the way up past my junk.

Everybody knows Frat's junk is 3 inches long and around.

Cranberry Sauce Smothered Priestess 58,986 29
11/29/2011 08:44 PM

I said AROUND!

KChiki licked the roast beef 128,451 98
12/05/2011 11:21 AM

Doesn't anyone live near any big landmarks or anything?

Straw La La La La La La La La 98,023 37
12/05/2011 11:44 AM

I'm going to Orlando in a few weeks, but I can't promise anything because I might be distracted by the weight of the crowds crushing my body and spirit.

Fratberry 283,052 53
12/05/2011 08:58 PM

You going to a fat camp?

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
12/05/2011 09:01 PM

You invited Straw to your house?

Straw La La La La La La La La 98,023 37
12/05/2011 09:45 PM

You going to a fat camp?

I'm going to Disney World. So, yes.