Printable Prank: Slug Mating Ground
A comedy conversation
by Sam Jordan  362  4
11/17/2011 10:56 PM 2056 views
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If you've combed a beach or two in your day, you've probably seen a sign like the one below, warning you to watch out for cute, cuddly, and unfortunately, endangered sea turtles.
Please watch your step when you see these signs!
It's really a shame that we need the authorities to step in here, but I believe it's worth it, because sea turtles are so precious. The beauty. The grace. The amazing journey they make from sand to sea. There's so much inspiration to draw from these magnificent creatures. It's safe to say that losing the sea turtle would be a modern day tragedy.
Now, snapper turtles, as far I'm concerned, should all be cut in half with a rusty chainsaw and dumped into a vat of acid. I mean, have you seen those things? Nasty!
Quick! Kill it!
But let's regain our focus here.
Hey, hypothetical: What if one of those federal "Do Not Disturb" posts went up in the break room at your job? That'd be a little weird, huh? And what if -- again, this is hypothetically speaking -- the animals in peril were not sweet little sea turtles, but slimy wet slugs? Oh, and what the heck, let's make that mating slimy wet slugs. Aren't you the least bit curious as to how your co-workers would react? Yeah, of course you are. You're as curious as the snapper turtle is ugly!
[Click to download]
So go ahead and download, print and post this flyer somewhere at your job, preferably where food is involved, and let's find out who the true animal lovers really are.
Upload a picture of this hanging in your workplace (or school, dorm, or local shopping mall), and we'll award a $25 Amazon.com gift certificate to the picture that makes us laugh the most by next Wednesday, November 23, 2011.
And if you actually do find slugs having sex, please upload those photos as well. That's hot.
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Hilarious
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Brad Poynter 35,646  48
11/23/2011 10:45 AM
I am so winning!
I really can't wait for the lady to notice it when she comes back from vacation monday.
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Hilarious
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4.0
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John Hargrave 128,224 71
11/30/2011 10:46 AM
Congratulations, Brad! You're cleaning up on the Amazon gift cards (and cleaning up will be necessary after the sexy slime trails in that office.)
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Hilarious
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Brad Poynter 35,646 48
11/30/2011 11:07 AM
Now if I could get Amazon to stock some C-4 for me I would be set!
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