I was messing with a tentacle rape roleplay forum (read Part One here), and now it was time to actually involve tentacles.
Advanced Roleplaying
I really didn't want to do this next part, but against my better judgment I exposed Ravyn to all the horrors of her world with a roleplay set in the great, tentacle monster filled outdoors.
It didn't take long to attract a resident monster, and holy Shakespeare, "monster" doesn't even begin to describe him. I was joined by Slimer, a six and a half foot tall, 300 pound demonic chemist with four legs, four tentacles and a ten foot tail that can produce a mind controlling aphrodisiac slime. And he's super strong and can turn invisible. And I screamed for about a minute straight when I read his profile.
No relation.
He requested that I be as "descriptive as possible" during our roleplay, although he was gentlemanly enough to leave "because that helps me masturbate" a mere implication. So, without further ado:
Okay, I take back my complaints about Zoe not going into enough detail. Detail is far, far worse.
"Orbs" is Shokushu's awkward, constantly used slang for breasts. Characters could go around shouting, "Check out those sweet gams!" and be easier to take seriously.
I'd say there's about a 60% chance this guy has raped someone in real life.
Tee hee, I'm such a tease.
Jesus Christ, can nobody on this site use quotation marks? Oh yeah, and the impending rape is pretty awful, too.
Phrases I never want to associate with sex, #528: "chemically laden green slime."
Yuck. Okay, that's enough of that.
Well, that was horrifying. Thankfully, Ravyn was then banned from Shokushu, which is sort of like being banned from hell.
I had had just about enough of Shokushu, but for my experiment to be complete I had to experience the monster side of the equation. I didn't want to commit any pretend sex crimes, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to at least create a monster character to see what the community thought of it. I took a look at the form I had to fill out and...
Oh Frost no.
Conclusion
I will never have an erection again.
Shokushu High School is the worst thing to happen to the Internet since the invention of the comments section. If you spend more than five minutes on Shokushu, the police should legally be allowed to come to your house and beat you.
I understand there are a lot of strange sexual fetishes, and I don't want to throw stones in my glass house because it's full of one legged Yemeni midgets dressed like traffic guards. But couldn't they at least pretend to not be enthusiastic about rape? Out of, you know, common human decency?
Because right now they're propagating many awful stereotypes about tentacle monsters.
I know it's just fantasy, but that doesn't make it right. Users of Shokushu High School, I beg of you -- start masturbating to roleplays of tentacle monsters having consensual sex with schoolgirls. You'll make the world a better place.
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