Workplace Prank: Fake Sexual Harassment Poster
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by Henry Harvey, Comedy God  352  14
12/08/2011 10:25 PM 4978 views
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Recently I did some consulting work for a New York City government agency which had a very lengthy employee handbook. Buried deep inside this manual was a section on sexual harassment, which outlined some outlawed behavior, such as:
- "Making suggestive noises, such as howling";
- "Referring to an adult as a girl, hunk, doll, babe, or honey";
- "Leering; looking a person up and down (elevator eyes)."
Doll? Elevator eyes? Apparently this manual was last updated in the 1920's. How could they forget "Hubba-Hubba," "23 skiddoo" and wearing a tie that says "I love my wife, but oh you kid?"
Many companies prominently display posters that outline the legal definition of sexual harassment and give examples of unacceptable behavior. So I decided to put together my own prank sexual harassment poster. Here it is.
[click here to download]
To make the prank a little sexier, ZUG is offering a $25.00 Amazon gift card to the person who makes us laugh the most with this prank sign. Just hang it up in your workplace, then upload your photo below, by next Thursday, December 15, 2011. We'll award the funniest entry a $25.00 Amazon gift card, as well as a free pat on the ass*. Good luck!
* Ass pat not available in all states
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Hilarious
14 votes
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Hilarious
12 votes
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Straw La La La La La La La La 95,607  36
12/09/2011 09:02 AM
I think y'all should award a $100 gift card to anyone who makes a video of themselves erotically eating a ham sandwich in the break room while calling out a coworker's name.
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Funny
4 votes
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Drewcifer ⊕☼● 40,712 52
12/09/2011 02:01 PM
Brad would probably win that by default too.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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bshardy123 93 5
12/09/2011 09:44 PM
How do you erotically eat a ham sandwich?
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Hilarious
10 votes
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Jeeni, Mad Scientist ~ in training 43,953 49
12/09/2011 10:16 PM
How can't you eat a ham sandwich erotically?!
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 130,704 34
12/09/2011 11:14 PM
Even though I am contentedly homo, there is something, something! in watching a pretty woman like Dianada, Jeeni, Straw, Pander, (among others) eat an ice cream... from a dish with a spoon.
Cones are eaten in public only by cheap ho's.
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Hilarious
7 votes
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SIV the Hippie Lumberjack 12,439 16
12/10/2011 12:03 AM
I see how it is. A straight man asks for pictures of women and get's nothing, but a gay mas asks for pictures of women and gets them. This place is straightcist.
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Funny
3 votes
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Jeeni, Mad Scientist ~ in training 43,953 49
12/10/2011 08:13 AM
I made a list! Jeez, thanks Declan, but in all honesty, I think you may need a new eyeglass prescription.
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Funny
2 votes
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Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 130,704 34
12/10/2011 08:20 AM
SIV- I didn't ask for nakey pictures of women.
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Hilarious
9 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 205,663 31
12/10/2011 10:10 AM
I am also gay, and I am also saying that there is something, something! in watching a pretty woman like Dianada, Jeeni, Straw, Pander, (among others) wrapped in waxed paper and cavorting in the kitchen...with a stack of pancakes.
Saranwrap and frozen toaster waffles are cavorted with in the sunroom only by cheap ho's.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Hydrant-monkey 9,479 21
12/10/2011 12:24 PM
I love Coleridge.
Show me boobs?
Am I doing this right?
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Funny
5 votes
3.0
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Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 130,704 34
12/10/2011 12:32 PM
Not really. The only Coleridge hose you love is your own.
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Amusing
2 votes
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e112345678 2 3
01/03/2012 09:17 AM
Hi there zug likers give me more of that :)
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