Rudolph the Red Nosed Chickens 286,647 61
12/15/2011 10:18 AM

1. I especially like the thumb.
2. Break a leg tonight, Susan.
3. This is a very cool video of a murmuration of starlings. Don't mind the slow start, it gets really good at about 00:40. (Thanks David). Who would have thought such an ugly little bird could do this one really cool thing.
4. Who's the tall skinny kid? No one I know clearly. :)
5.Hike to Mt LaConte and back yesterday nearly killed me. 13 miles through the mountains on top of 20 years behind a desk. Walking around the neighborhood just isn't cutting it.

turtle - the legend behind Rudolph 42,578 26
12/15/2011 10:18 AM

1. Frankie got a last minute pardon. Tomorrow was his last day but luckily the vet decided we could try one last thing...hopefully it allows him to have some more quality time with us.

2. Soon it is off to the Holiday Gathering at the XXXXXX-YYYYYY house or is it the YYYYYY-XXXXXX? YYYYXXXXX? XXXXYYYYY?

3. Dropped Frankie off for what just may be his last grooming visit. Now on to skating with "little turtle #1"

4. Always makes a Friday better, The Humpty Dance

5. Apparently I have a big nose because it keeps getting in my perephial vision today.




So yeah, apparently I'm not funny on facebook either.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
12/15/2011 10:30 AM

1. Migraine + solo parenting = the suck.

2. More snow!

3. I slipped on ice at the bus stop this morning and fell on my hip. LAWYER!

4. I hate skunks.

5. Everything I touch this morning is breaking. I turned on my windshield wipers and the blade fell off. I opened the fridge at work and the light bulb died. Should I use my powers for good or evil?

KChikita Banana Fairy Glitter Farts 128,451 98
12/15/2011 10:40 AM

1. Happy Birthday, beautiful! I hope you have a fabulous day! Miss ya! (tm)

2. I think you guys broke FB.

3. I've used the foil top as a spoon before.

4. That's why I hang out on G+ now.

5. Just so y'all know, I MIGHT throw myself on stage directly at Dave Grohl. Just act like you don't know me.

Santa's little Panda 181,795 70
12/15/2011 10:54 AM

This is WAY funnier than the Halloween prank.
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
If you haven't yet, you will.
Like C- said, NZ gets all the cool stuff.
Keep poking, I'm almost there.



Geez. When you look at it like that I don't know if I even deserve to be on the internet.

Pram 80,728 42
12/15/2011 10:59 AM

(while on Facebook chat via Yahoo Messenger)

1. Go away.

2. Shut up.

3. SHUT UP!

4. Oh, it's just a chat bot.

5. Oh, you can't post Facebook updates from Yahoo.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
12/15/2011 12:05 PM

1: Experiment day! Wish me luck!

2: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and I, I took the one less traveled by and now I'm lost as all hell.

3: Sometimes who a person is can effect the entire meaning of a sentence.

For instance: If Billy Graham said to me "Let me introduce you to Jesus.", I wouldn't have the same reaction as I would if Chuck Norris said it.

4: Best Brad Quote of the week:

"I like to take the moral high ground because it gives me a better vantage point to snipe from. "

5: "Today and Today only! We are selling things to you at the prices that we should be selling them to you all year if it wasn't for the whole getting rich thing! C'mon, we're throwing you a bone here. It'll be back to goosing you tomorrow so hurry in to save!"

Under the mistletoe? 101,398 77
12/15/2011 01:16 PM

1. Tired today. I had a bad dream last night about being chased through downtown Canandaigua by a rampaging T-rex. I had to keep stopping to save children, who would scream and get the dinosaur's attention. Stupid kids.

2. It turned out a really light strawberry blonde! I've never had this shade before, but I like it!

3. Ok, red color on, watching the clock tick til I can rinse.

4. I HAVE to color my hair today. I look old and terrible right now. I FEEL old and terrible. I think I am going to go with red. I've been blonde almost a year now, and I miss having red hair.

5. Thanks to you, I now have some weird things in my google search history.

(That last one was to my brother, who had me look up the "scientific terms for strangling small animals.")

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
12/15/2011 01:17 PM

Mine are mostly reposts from

Jesus Was A Democrat,

Addictinginfo.org


Connie Schulz,


King Arthur Flour,


And the random status update.



As I say in my profile, if you know my real name, you may add me, if you want, and if you don't add me, so Frost-ing what. Right now, I have 61 Facebook friends, and that seems like an okay number to me.

Jeeni, Mad Scientist ~ in training 47,815 51
12/15/2011 01:23 PM

69 may be better.



(No, I did not say that on FB.)

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/15/2011 02:22 PM

Using nail clippers on the train? That's a paddlin'.

Awkward karaoke, middle managers getting embarrassingly drunk off cheap wine, the Party Planning Committee putting up decorations. It must be time for the annual 5:00-7:00 office holiday party in the Big Conference Room! That sound you'll hear at 4:45 is me getting the hell out of here before it starts.

This is the greatest picture ever posted on the internet.

Are there really *that* many songs about Rainbows? I can think of three, maybe four, tops. What other misinformation has Kermit given us? That frog cannot be trusted.

Thank you, [name of my town] parking office, for accepting on-line payments. Also, thank you for being the only entity in the known universe that accepts Mastercard but not Visa. I guess I will pretend it is 1974 and send you a check.

Suzy Bells, Ding-A-Ling 3,009 9
12/15/2011 03:07 PM

Love and light coming your way.

You know how to annoy Lady Gaga? You poke her face, po-po-poke her face.

People deliver to us, and in the crappiest weather. You should move to Alaska!

Hey, it's the family tradition of taking photos of the holiday dinner table!

And, my personal favorite:

"I don't care what you think of me. I don't think of you." Coco Chanel

Thud 68,525 19
12/15/2011 06:54 PM

1. We'll see you Saturday
2. Happy Birthday youngster!
3. Uh, hi to you too. When does the new thingie start? Or has it already?
4. Right. On.
5. Just write the definitions for the first 25 words of your paper. If you have any duplicates, add as needed to get to 25. It's fun to define words like "and" or "the" for the prof.

Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/15/2011 07:52 PM

1. holy Shakespeareballs! my electricity bill is $84 this month. what the deuce? i'm considering turning off the heat and hibernating until spring.

2. i'm watching fear factor for the first time since it was cancelled eons ago and my opinion of the people who participate in this show has not changed. these people are INSANE.

3. i was out of spoons to eat my pudding with, then realized i had a mini spoon from work. win!

4. a-mazing.



5. holy crap. this month is like awesome dvds from redbox month. what do i even start with???


I'm too cool to capitalize on Facebook.

Pram 80,728 42
12/15/2011 09:54 PM

I post a lot of status updates, so...

1. "Frost Facebook, who are they kidding with these privacy policies? Frost 'em home".

2. "I'm sorry Facebook, I have a mood imbalance that causes me to be disagreeable sometimes. I really didn't mean anything by that"

3. "On third thought, yeah. Go to Hell, you nutFrosters. Spying on your users is just not right."

4. "I swear it's more than an imbalance, Facebook. It's more like a song that switches between happy and angry chord progressions. I have no control over it".

5. "Well, I threw away all my clay today, can't be bothered. OH MY GOD, THEY HAVE NEW COLORS!"

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
12/16/2011 12:19 AM

What pisses me off is that they keep them up all year (re Amish Christmas lights)

gimme... (Diana's cookies)

One of you people is an idiot.

Billy Fish is wishing you Many Good Lucks!

I'm bored with the Republican candidates. I've decided to dig up George Romney's body, re-animate it, and start a George Romney Zombie Presidential Committee (GRZPC). Who's in?

Manhole 21,658 29
12/16/2011 12:54 AM

1. I couldn't agree more.

"Mr. Iran, can we have our super secret drone back?"

Pftt...


2. Turkey bacon is not bacon. The fact that the word "Bacon" is even on the package is an insult to all of bacondom.


3. This is going to bite us in the ass. We should have destroyed it when we had the chance.


4. I always thought the idea of the SAT test is to see if an individual has the knowledge to undertake college level courses. What the hell is...you know what, this is one of those things that's simply not worthy of conversation. It's not worth typing. I'm out.


;5. I was in Best Buy on Black Friday and it was packed, had to go behind the building to find parking. On top of that, there were "NOW HIRING" fliers by the front door for sales reps and cashiers. This is not going to go over well with the Occupy lot...

MERRY Mr. MIKE-MAS 11,439 21
12/16/2011 07:10 AM

1- This video used to scare the holy heck out of me when I was a kid (Billy Joel- Pressure)

2- Folks, there is "taking a breath" and "I can't breathe". There IS a difference.
(In reference to people with colds saying "I can't breath today")

3- I sense I'm in the presence of BS!

4- Its even sadder when you're called a racist because someone butts into your quiet conversation that's NOT about that person. Get some class or go back to your pit!
(Makes a little more sense when you read #5)

5- Its sad when you negotiate a quiet spot in ANOTHER ROOM and have headphones on and you can STILL hear the classless, ignorant morons yelling, laughing, stamping and clapping. STFU!
(I was sick and I have some loud co-workers (who happen to be black) who think people who say they're being loud are racist. I don't care if you're black, white, brown, green, purple or plaid... When I have a headache, I don't need loud people!)

turtle - the legend behind Rudolph 42,578 26
12/16/2011 08:17 AM

I don't care if you're black, white, brown, green, purple or plaid

Whoa....to quote the late, great Mitch Hedberg, "...Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em."

SIV the Hippie Lumberjack 13,642 16
12/16/2011 11:42 PM

These are my 5 latest status updates. I figured they'd be more entertaining then the pro-Occupy links I've been posting lately.

1) My friend's 3 year old daughter calls me "Geeks." At first I would try to correct her, but then I realized she's pretty much got it right.

2)I don't get why Facebook keeps giving me an ad about how Iggy Pop supports PETA. If the magic ad elves can see I like Iggy Pop then they should also be able to see I like bacon.

3) Who knew replicating a rather sloppy looking design would be so time consuming?

4) I'm going to an Occupy rally tomorrow and want to make a sign. I'm thinking either "I'm tired of carrying the 1" or "We don't need no stinking bankers." What does the internet think?

5) Today I packed an order for "Patricia Mayo." I couldn't help but wonder if she was a blonde with a freakishly dark tan.

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
12/17/2011 06:58 PM

Don't steal a fresh cheesy bread stick if your mother has already slapped your hand away. You will nearly choke to death. It's like a weird maternal karma magic. Still coughing.

Totes just smashed my precious French and Saunders mug into a million pieces. Still Thirsty, it said on it. Now I will be. Forever.

Watching Lord of the Dance just because it's on. One of the dancers looks just like Jenny E Michie.

the least affectionate cat in the world has started smooshing against us. Soon she will want someone to hold her paw as she spits out the freak toed kittens.

Actually went and hid in a wardrobe because my adult siblings were talking about tickling me.

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
12/17/2011 07:05 PM

Awkward karaoke, middle managers getting embarrassingly drunk off cheap wine, the Party Planning Committee putting up decorations. It must be time for the annual 5:00-7:00 office holiday party in the Big Conference Room! That sound you'll hear at 4:45 is me getting the hell out of here before it starts.

Mine went from 6pm-1am in the theatre next door. The medical laboratory I worked for hired a live band and a burlesque dancer. It was actually amazing.

Neophyte 9,956 11
12/18/2011 10:02 PM

1. You could throw this on as background listening while you have your coffee and make your Monday morning a little more cheerful and bright!

...or you could just be a big Frost-ing grouch. Your choice.

Youtube link

2.
(Translated:Happy Birthday Nataljia. I hope you have a great day you bitch!)

3. I'm not making light of your situation but...The heater still works doesn't it?

4. Can't wait for Movember to be over and for Freecember to start where you can go into any shop and pick anything and say "May I please have this for free?"
and once a day, the answer is "Yes." "Happy Freecember!!" They'd say.
"Happy Freecember to you too!!" You might reply.

5. Youtube link