I'm much too nice.
A comedy article
by The Lobster.  18,572  33
12/22/2011 04:39 PM 329 views
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I'm sitting in a Starbucks because I took my little brother up here to meet his girlfriend. It's her birthday. He bought me a rice crispy thingy and a hot chocolate. Both of which are gone.
Anyhow they asked me if I had any plans, and if I minded if they walked around the shopping center for a while. Instead of saying what I was thinking I told them to go ahead and just meet me back here at the coffee place before my batter runs out. They knew I have to make a cake for someone much more important on their birthday. I have a sneaking suspicion that they are Frost-ing in the bathrooms at Target, because they are like that.
I feel compelled to text my brother and tell him to come back. How would I go about this? I know how to text. I just don't know what to say. And now I'm asking you'se.
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Funny
8 votes
3.2
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Funny
11 votes
3.8
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Barney Friday 2,612  19
12/22/2011 04:50 PM
Quit dicken the hoe its time to go!
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.3
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Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
12/22/2011 04:52 PM
What would be way better would be to call the manager at Target!
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Funny
4 votes
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Barney Friday 2,612 19
12/22/2011 04:54 PM
What would be way better would be to call the manager at Target!
Thats just mean! Funny, But mean.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Anh Is Back? 11,158 14
12/22/2011 04:59 PM
"Make sure to punch her uterus when you're done. It's the only way to be sure. Also, get the Frost back here, my batter is dying."
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.7
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Thud 68,525 19
12/22/2011 06:51 PM
"You're giving that little slut three inches and don't have anything for me?"
I'm assuming he follows in you dad's footsteps, minus the shower.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Pram 80,728 42
12/22/2011 08:29 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that they are Frost-ing in the bathrooms at Target, because they are like that.
That's odd, most weirdos Frost near the ATM.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Saint Bill 53,270 54
12/22/2011 10:03 PM
I`clicked on this thread just because I wanted to see another CaLobsteraphy.
I win.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Pubah... 56,851 18
12/31/2011 01:35 PM
Dear Little Brother,
If you're doing what I think you're doing...Come Quickly like you do with me. I've got other things to do today.
Your patient sister
Butter Covered Lobster
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