Drewcifer has Nutz
A comedy article
by Redwing  3,887  30
12/25/2011 03:14 PM 232 views
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And he's giving em away along with this bitchin shirt that shows I like the finer things in life. I'm guessing that wearing this shirt will have the women lining up at my door!
And to get those ladies in the house I'll just burn some of this special incense he sent.
Although it's labled "Poe" it don't smell like it. It smells more like a cross between a humid Louissiana whorehouse and Grandma's "special closet" for naughty boys. Good choice Drew, you helped bring back some touching memories from my childhood.
He also sent a Drew-dollar:
Nineteen more of these and I'm heading to town!
After I'm done with my Ho and need to dispose of the evidence I'll be driving to my favorite abandoned mine shaft in style because of deez nutz:
And to keep people from tail-gating me and possibly getting a whiff of dead hooker, this awesome bumper sticker will keep them back:
And Drewcifer being the considerate guy that he is sent a couple of drinks to refresh me after all this work of hiding bodies.
How thoughtful.
He also sent some artwork:
I'm not sure but it looks like something Al N. might come up with.
Thanks Drewcifer for being an awesome Secret Santa. I noticed the dollar had the "wheresgeorge" stamp on it so I will try to get it slipped into a titty-dancers thong asap.
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Hilarious
15 votes
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Chuckleworthy
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Elron_Hubbard 2,733  8
12/25/2011 03:21 PM
Oh my god that is hilarious! I can't believe you live in Arizona and would admit it.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
12/25/2011 03:21 PM
For some reason I think I'm going to regret saying that.
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Hilarious
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Drewcifer ruined xmas 46,366 58
12/25/2011 03:40 PM
Fantastic. I'm glad everything was to your liking. I was absolutely lost on what to get for you as you are one of the quieter members of the board. Then Undies gave me the idea to check out your house on Google Street View. I saw that fine pick up truck in your driveway and I knew you were a many man's man, and everything fell into place. I almost sent you Sprog.
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Funny
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
12/25/2011 08:46 PM
as you are one of the quieter members of the board
And by quiet man, he means serial killer.
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Hilarious
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Jeeni, Mad Scientist ~ in training 47,815 51
12/25/2011 10:36 PM
Holy moly - those are some pretty bold gifts! Congrats, Redwing!
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Hilarious
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
12/26/2011 09:13 PM
Be careful with your nuts. You don't want them dragging on the road when you're driving. That would make for an awkward exchange with the police.
Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Redwing: Yeah, sorry. My nuts must have been dragging on the road again. They have a tendency to droop.
Cop: Sir, how much have you had to drink tonight? I'm going to have to ask you to exit your vehicle.
Great gifts, Drew.
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Chuckleworthy
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KatDawg 10,055 11
12/27/2011 12:58 PM
How did that energy drink taste? Like a litterbox?
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Funny
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Drewcifer ruined xmas 46,366 58
12/30/2011 02:47 PM
Redwing, I'm relieved that that is actually your truck on Google Street View, and not the guy that comes over to Frost your wife (girlfriend, mom, daughter, maid, canary, whatever) when you go to work.
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Funny
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Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
12/30/2011 03:57 PM
When Google street view comes around again, Redwing's whole property will be a giant blinding glare reflection from those chrome nuts.
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