Midgets loves the Ho-ho-hos 96,156 48
12/31/2011 06:30 PM

You have been gone awhile, John lowered the posting age to 12.

Your daughter's been posting under Elron_Hubbard for some time and she's already met up with Big.

Midgets loves the Ho-ho-hos 96,156 48
12/31/2011 06:41 PM

She's been posting under him, too.

IfyouknowwhatImean!

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
12/31/2011 06:46 PM

1. Welcome back.
2. Your daughter's going to be eighteen.
3. Profit!

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
12/31/2011 06:48 PM

That came out creepier than I intended. Yea!

Trae - imitated but not duplicated 156,790 17
12/31/2011 06:49 PM

1. Thanks Dog
2. Yep
3. You better believe it!

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/01/2012 01:30 AM

Mercy....... step away from the keyboard to "real" life, and all sorts of things happen.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/01/2012 01:47 AM

I'm sure her account will work just fine with Zolton's plugin. w00t.

dinesh 24,862 16
01/01/2012 01:57 AM

i've been cultivating our relationship for years. finally, it's payback time!

The Mailman 176,467 56
01/01/2012 02:19 AM

57 Days...And my Daughter will "legally" be able to post on WWW.ZUG.COM.

Just in time for March 14, aka "Steak and Blowjob" day. How appropriate.
Have you taught her how to cook a steak?

Celebrating Year of The Chickens 286,647 61
01/01/2012 03:51 PM

98 days here.

Trae and I both have smoking hot daughters approaching the legal age.

We're both sharpening our shotguns.

Whistler 186,138 44
01/01/2012 04:18 PM

In recognition of seniority, I think Chickens should have dibs on the Traelet.

I'd say Nutbutter gets the Chicklet, but BIG has already beaten him to it.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/01/2012 05:33 PM

Hi Mom! To honor you, I posted my tits and slept with a giant red bull.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/01/2012 06:50 PM

And all of you sick bastards who looked are now criminals.

dinesh 24,862 16
01/01/2012 07:31 PM

i believe i have seniority on chix, user number from 2001 aside. :p

HighSoci 30,109 18
01/01/2012 10:16 PM

And all of you sick bastards who looked are now criminals.


And if that was the case, then everyone who watched China's gymnastics team in the last summer olympics are criminals.

Pubah... 56,851 18 Resists the urge to post something
01/02/2012 12:14 PM

MUST...NOT...TOUCH...KEYBOARD...New Years...Gabulation...not...To...Be...Creepy...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/04/2012 01:18 PM

Chicklet and Lil' Trae are both going to be 18 this year....






































I LOVE 2012 HOLY mother-FrostING AWESOME...SORRY, HOLY DAUGHTERFrost-ing AWESOME...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/04/2012 01:19 PM

Hey Hargrave, if I have a threesome with Chicklet and Lil' Trae do I get a trophy or the championship belt? Or as I will the internet just shut down, since I will have won the internet?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/04/2012 01:20 PM

And why wasn't I notified of this earlier? I have travel arrangements to make. Supplies to purchase. DAMN YOU REAL LIFE FOR GETTING IN THE WAY.

Pubah... 56,851 18
01/04/2012 01:41 PM

Anyone who has a Chicklett/Trae/Traette Threesome no longer NEEDS Gab Trophies!!! They've hit the Self Actualization Lottery!!!

Ment in the least creepy of ways.

Celebrating Year of The Chickens 286,647 61
01/04/2012 03:00 PM

Hey Hargrave, if I have a threesome with Chicklet and Lil' Trae do I get a trophy or the championship belt?

No, you get to BE a trophy. On the wall in my den next the the 8 point buck.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/04/2012 03:17 PM

For whatever reason this seemed like a good place to post this...

Late Alabama head coach Bear Bryant was asked years ago by someone if he could contribute $10 to help pay for the funeral of a sports journalist who had just died. He replied, "Here's $20, bury two."

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/04/2012 07:14 PM

Chickens makes it seem like he doesn't agree that I would be a great first husband for his daughter.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/05/2012 12:37 AM

To everyone who is fantasizing about screwing a minor when they turn legal, that's just creepy and you are now hereby crossed off my 'will possibly Frost if drunk and we all meet' list. Just sayin.

Well, except for you, Big Irish Guy, for you it just depends on what you mean by your handle and if it's true.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/05/2012 08:18 AM

Chickens makes it seem like he doesn't agree that I would be a great first husband for his daughter.

First? No. Third? Probably.

Under the mistletoe? 101,398 77
01/05/2012 08:36 AM

My oldest daughter is turning 21 this weekend. As far as I know she has stayed away from posting on GAB, but she did say she was interested in going to the next Boston meetup. I told her we've disbanded.

The High Priestess 58,986 29
01/05/2012 10:46 AM

Well, except for you, Big Irish Guy, for you it just depends on what you mean by your handle and if it's true.


I've met him, he's big, Irish, and a drunk with a small penis. So your answer is yes.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/05/2012 10:56 AM

From what I've heard it's like a button on a fur coat.

Celebrating Year of The Chickens 286,647 61
01/05/2012 11:05 AM

but she did say she was interested in going to the next Boston meetup.

She probably thinks it's the official way to find a husband in your family.

Trae - imitated but not duplicated 156,790 17
01/28/2012 09:14 PM

Just checking in... 28 days. Just remember what happened in that movie. Just sayin....

Trae - imitated but not duplicated 156,790 17
01/28/2012 09:33 PM

Oh and yes... I loved some Red Bull back in the day.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/28/2012 09:55 PM

He posted about a week and a half ago, dearie!

Trae - imitated but not duplicated 156,790 17
01/28/2012 09:59 PM

We still talk... scorned I am not. :)

Trae - imitated but not duplicated 156,790 17
01/28/2012 09:59 PM

Oh...and I miss you, my Declan.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/29/2012 05:08 PM

Calendar marked.

Millie 116,989 28
01/30/2012 06:02 PM

Ugh. This thread is disgusting.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/30/2012 06:11 PM

Being able to legally post on ZUG means she lost her virginity YEARS ago. Either way, a countdown post is a really classy thing to do.

Festive Filly 39,193 20
01/30/2012 08:58 PM

What I've taken from this thread: Just in case anyone forgot, Trae's daughter's birthday is coming up! She will be posting on GAB! Trae really, really doesn't want anyone to miss it! Feel free to hit on her so they can both be known as huge slutbags!

turtle - does not resolute. 42,578 26
01/30/2012 09:07 PM

The last 3 posts are why I love this place

Chit 178,781 15
01/30/2012 09:14 PM

I think it's totally natural for an 18 year old girl to go searching for her biological father.

This is gonna be better than Maury.

Thud 68,525 19
01/30/2012 09:18 PM

I don't know her.

I wasn't there that night.

That wasn't my dick.

There was a flood.

My car wouldn't start.




It's not my fault!

Chit 178,781 15
01/30/2012 09:38 PM

Maybe you can send her to Dave's Not Here. You still owe him a secret santa gift from about 5 years ago that nobody has forgotten about.


(put $10 in her pocket before you ship her off... there's a $20 minimum on Secret Santa presents)

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/30/2012 10:53 PM

And someone's ZUG award that was swiped and probably forever lost in her vagina.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/30/2012 10:56 PM

Feel free to hit on her so they can both CONTINUE TO be known as huge slutbags!

There. Fixed it for you.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/30/2012 10:59 PM

Man, I haven't been this mean to anyone in a while. I bet you if I don't die and go straight to hell without passing go or collecting $200 wake up in the morning I don't have a migraine.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/30/2012 11:14 PM

Once I get the pictures from Lil Trae I think I'll have the complete set.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/31/2012 08:21 AM

I bet you if I wake up in the morning I don't have a migraine.

Nope. The migraine thing, not the wake up thing.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/31/2012 08:22 AM

Er, I mean, I did wake up and I did have a migraine.

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/31/2012 08:37 AM

Maybe you need to be meaner? Kinder, gentler ZUG may not be strong enough for you. You need prescription strength ZUG.

Chickens goes down with the ship 286,647 61
01/31/2012 08:45 AM

Those pee tubes are only half full.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/01/2012 06:45 PM

What this thread needs is more pictures.