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Some of you who have been around Zug for more than 50 years might remember that I invented the concept of poorly drawn comics.
I was the first. I'm not trying to brag, I'm just stating a fact: Until that point in the history of the world, no one else had ever thought, "I can use MS Paint for something."
Now, however, it's faddish to make poorly drawn comics. Everyone is doing it. There are entire sites dedicated to allowing users to upload them. There are tools (online tools, I say!) that let you build them without the painstaking work of complaining about the lack of layers in MS Paint.
Here's my first attempt at using this cutting-edge graphics technology:
You might think that only 15-year-olds draw ragecomic-meme things and you'd normally be right. But, for this thread only, you, despite being an adult, may post a rage comic and, if anyone makes fun of you for it, I will personally punch them in the throat before admitting that they're kind of right about you being pretty lame.
(Here are a few extra commas in case I missed any in that last sentence: ,,,,,,.)
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Hilarious
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Amusing
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Elron_Hubbard 2,733  8
01/06/2012 07:05 PM
BobJohnson, you are incorrect. Last year, I forged a college degree changing my roommates name to mine for a job. Shopped it in paint.
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Funny
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Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/06/2012 08:37 PM
Most would think I got struck by lightning, but in reality, his otherwise supreme awesomeness led me to immediately drop to my knees and let his golden jizz spray all over me.
Also, I'm far too damn lazy to bother making a cartoon.
Or maybe the heroin is kicking in.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2012 09:20 PM
BobJohnson is overrated.
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Funny
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Johnny Plankton 4,102 27
01/16/2012 09:26 AM
My Dad used to say, "You're never to drunk to give a baby a bath!". Of course, my parents divorced shortly thereafter, and he died of cirrhosis, but it was funny when he said it.
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Hilarious
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KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/18/2012 10:44 AM
NEVER check the browsing history. EVER.
(Hi Capt Dan!)
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Funny
7 votes
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turtle - does not resolute. 42,578 26
01/18/2012 01:32 PM
NEVER check keep the browsing history. EVER.
Fixeded
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Dasypygal 14,811 17
01/19/2012 02:32 AM
Where oh where is that poorly drawn comic of Lobstah crying on the bed?
Total classic.
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Hilarious
1 votes
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Dianasaur 57,835 109
01/20/2012 03:12 AM
Holy Shakespeare, it IS Captain Dan!
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