Chopped liver and Beans 8,607 19
01/10/2012 02:00 AM

Promise?

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/10/2012 09:08 AM

I got one of those.

KChikita Banana Fairy Glitter Farts 128,451 98
01/10/2012 09:37 AM

Safeword?

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/10/2012 09:48 AM

Drill press.

Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/10/2012 04:57 PM

dong

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/10/2012 05:34 PM

tallywhacker

Suzy Creamcheese 3,009 9
01/10/2012 06:35 PM

Coleridge, bone, nob, bishop, wang, thang, hotrod, hump mobile, Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbasa, schlong, dink, tool, Big Ben, Mister Happy, prick, pecker, peter, pee-pee, wee-wee, weiner, pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn, middle-leg, third-leg, meat stick, joystick, dipstick, Junior, the little head, little guy, Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie Roll, snake, one-eyed monster, one-eyed wonder, shaft, sword, meat whistle, skin flute, love muscle, Roto-Rooter, instrument, banger, rammer, ramrod, cherrypicker, log, pole.

Did I miss any?

Thud 68,525 19
01/10/2012 06:41 PM

Dozens of them.


Names for Coleridge, not that I have dozens of them.

Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/10/2012 07:38 PM

Heat-seeking moisture missle.

Suzy Creamcheese 3,009 9
01/11/2012 12:53 PM

This is what I was thinking when I started reading this thread. My written monologue is crap compared to Jennifer Beals in bondage. The pertinent part starts at 6:05.



*Music by Combustible Edison*

Celebrating Year of The Chickens 286,647 61
01/11/2012 02:34 PM

"Chickens Little"

Not that you are, boy. You're a BIG boy, aren't you. Yes you are.

Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/13/2012 11:44 PM

I just remembered why I started this thread in the first place...