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OMG! Someone make sure Chance is okay!
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01/10/2012 11:00 AM 221 views

She might do something drastic!

IT'S NOT WORTH IT, CHANCE! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!

And now the link:
http://consumerist.com/2012/01/hostess-prepares-to-file-for-chapter-11-bankruptcy-protection.html


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16 Comments on "

OMG! Someone make sure Chance is okay!

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(Funniest: Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni,Chancie New Year!!,Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes)


Funny 11 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220045
The High Priestess 58,986 29
01/10/2012 11:08 AM

Chance can't bail them out with a bulk purchace?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220052
Pubah... 56,851 18 Rushes to the store to buy all he can!
01/10/2012 12:30 PM



Take heart, Mon Derier(however the French spell bootie)of LeDesire...Gab will save you.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220055
Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/10/2012 12:54 PM

Lets hope so, they are a waste of aisle space.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220057
Celebrating Year of The Chickens 286,647 61
01/10/2012 01:53 PM

Elron's hoping from more room for trucker's xXX monthly at the 7-11 where she works graveyard stocking.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220058
Pubah... 56,851 18 Smashes a Twinkie in Elron's left ear
01/10/2012 01:54 PM



Sorry Chance...it's for a good cause

 

Funny 7 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220060
turtle - does not resolute. 42,578 26
01/10/2012 02:17 PM

Elron Elron Elron, tsk tsk tsk. Get over here so I can smash you with my twinkie until the cream filling spills and you learn your lesson.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220061
turtle - does not resolute. 42,578 26
01/10/2012 02:18 PM

and by twinkie I mean yellow sponge cake with cream frosting filling that never goes bad.

 

Funny 9 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220062
The Mailman 176,467 56
01/10/2012 02:29 PM

Mon Derier(however the French spell bootie)of LeDesire

Yeah, you might want to leave the usage of the French language to me.

 

Amusing 3 votes 1.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220063
Pubah... 56,851 18
01/10/2012 03:05 PM

I stand erected...corrected.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220065
Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/10/2012 03:11 PM

Don't be mad, I won't swallow Hostess flavored cum. It's in your best interest, trust me.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220083
Chancie New Year!! 171,275 14
01/10/2012 04:30 PM

SAY IT AINT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Frost-ing figures from the week I have had. No more delcious creme filled goodness...oh what ever could I replace those with? Ding Dongs?

Who here wants to hold Elron down while I shove all my empty twinkie boxes into her cavernous vagina? Anyone....anyone?

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220084
Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/10/2012 04:40 PM

This would also mean no more Dolly Madison Raspberry Zingers, and I am not down with that. Or the Hostess Orange Cupcakes.




Chancie.....since I do not care for Elron, I'll be willing to assist you.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220086
Chancie New Year!! 171,275 14
01/10/2012 04:43 PM

Youre such a dear, Declan!

 

Funny 8 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220092
Thud 68,525 19
01/10/2012 06:40 PM

I'll hold Elron down for you. Not that I don't like her, I just want to see the action up close when you punish her.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220098
Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
01/10/2012 08:25 PM

CAKE:
Nonstick spray
4 Egg whites
One 16 oz. box golden pound cake mix
2/3 cup water

FILLING:
2 tsp very hot water
Rounded 1/4 tsp salt
2 cups marshmallow creme (one 7 ounce jar)
1/2 cup shortening
1/3 cup powdered sugar
1/2 tsp vanilla

You will need 1 spice bottle (approx. the size of a Twinkie) and aluminum foil to form small pans.

Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.

Fold each piece of aluminum foil in half twice and wrap the folded foil around the spice bottle to create a mold. Leave the top of the mold open for pouring. Create 10 of these.

Spray the molds with non-stick spray then pour the batter into the molds. Bake for 30 minutes or until golden brown.

For the filling, combine the salt with the hot water in a small bowl and stir until the salt is dissolved. Let the mixture cool.

Combine the marshmallow creme, shortening, powdered sugar and vanilla in a medium bowl and use a mixer and mix until fluffy. Add the salt solution to the filling mixture and combine.

When the cakes are cooled, use a toothpick or a skewer to poke 3 small holes in the flat part of the cakes and move the skewer around inside the cake to make room for the filling.

Using a pastry bag, inject filling into all 3 holes.


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Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220203
Pubah... 56,851 18 Also volunteers to assist Mon Chance
01/12/2012 12:15 PM