Fratberry 283,052 53
01/10/2012 03:21 PM

Q: How do you keep an LSU player out of your house?
A: Paint a 50 yard line at your front door.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/10/2012 03:23 PM

I got it, in fact I was going to make a bowl joke because I was swearing you were talking about that stupid gay nature clip. I couldn't watch the last 10 minutes, it was pathetic. Did they ever even make it past midfield?

Yes, I have nice tits and like college football AND spend hours on the internet. I bet you are wondering what crazy Shakespeare keeps me single, right? Trust me, you don't want to know.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/10/2012 03:24 PM

I have nice tits

I don't believe you.

Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/10/2012 03:26 PM

I do.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/10/2012 03:44 PM

I don't believe you either email in profile.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/10/2012 03:47 PM

I don't even have to link it anymore, it's my 'funniest' post.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/10/2012 03:52 PM

Well would you look at that. Are you the first girl or the second?

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/10/2012 03:53 PM

Typical ZUG thread. From cookies to tits in less than ten posts.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/10/2012 04:02 PM

Someone posted cookies? Where?

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/10/2012 04:02 PM

Oh, opening post. Tee hee.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/10/2012 04:09 PM

Trust me, you don't want to know.

I'd be willing to stick my fingers in my ears and hum.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/10/2012 05:46 PM

Actually yes Dogs, sticking things in ears and humming is part of it, as well as use of fingers, but you still got it all wrong.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/10/2012 09:03 PM

Football is such a silly sport, especially at the collegiate level.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/10/2012 10:34 PM

Heh.

Seriously, though, are photo 1 and photo 2 the same girl? Doesn't look like it unless someone was allergic to bee stings. Number one is muuuuuuuch better.

Here I go getting creepy again. I blame BIG.

Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,023 37
01/10/2012 10:39 PM

Frat, I had no idea what you were talking about, so I had to go find the link again. I didn't realize she had put up more pics. My credulity meter has just Louganised. I will only believe that is really her if she writes Straw on her tits and posts a pic.

Thud 68,525 19
01/10/2012 10:49 PM

I think we need video of her writing "Straw" on her tits. Also, video of her washing it off afterward would help, too.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/10/2012 11:28 PM

You blame me? That is...completely fair.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/10/2012 11:29 PM

I second the writing of a name on the boobies.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/11/2012 12:00 AM

but you still got it all wrong

That's what I do.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/11/2012 01:05 AM

I don't remember the second one. The pic in my 'funniest posts' is me, I probably picked a random pic for the second I don't even remember posting it. I must have been drunk.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/11/2012 01:11 AM

I'll put a name. Maybe I should hold a contest, I'll have to think about how to do this...

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/11/2012 09:19 AM

You should probably pick a name with two parts.

Sincerely,
(Dogs) (Akimbo)

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/11/2012 09:20 AM

Unless you're that chick from Total Recall, in which case, go with (Big)(Irish)(Guy).

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/11/2012 10:18 AM

I think most people probably just assumed there wasn't a face in the photos.

Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
01/11/2012 11:29 AM

I saw these jokes on Facebook and I don't feel the least bit remorseful about stealing this comment:

Honey badger cookies cause constipation because they just don't give a Shakespeare.

Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,023 37
01/11/2012 12:39 PM

I don't remember the second one. The pic in my 'funniest posts' is me, I probably picked a random pic for the second I don't even remember posting it. I must have been drunk.

Just to clarify: there is only one post, one link. The link goes to a page (tumblr I think) that has the original pic you put in there that doesn't show your face. Then there is a new entry from a later date that has two pictures in it, showing the face. The girl's lips are natural looking in one pic and fake plumped in the other. In other words, those of us who clicked on your link when you first posted it would have only seen the one picture. But when you click on it now, there are three pictures.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/11/2012 12:56 PM

Ohhhh!!! No the top two pics are what I wish I looked like. Those are not me, I would NEVER show my face on a tit pic. Just fyi. I like being as anonymous as possible. SHe's a cutie though, hua? I can't remember the exact reason for putting them there, but yes, she is what I would look like if I could pick. I am sooo not that hot.

Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/11/2012 03:49 PM

You should read more.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/11/2012 04:22 PM

Easy there, Elron. You're going to trip over yourself backtracking that fast.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/11/2012 05:53 PM

So you have nice boobs, but are really ugly?

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/12/2012 01:26 AM

Yes.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/12/2012 01:27 AM

You were talking to me, right?

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/12/2012 02:08 AM

My tits are my best quality. By far. My face is average, so that still makes me a winner, right? I have thin lips. :(

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/12/2012 02:11 AM

You're still talking about your face, right?

Grandma got run over by Aristo 3,333 17
01/12/2012 04:17 AM

the top two pics are... not me

Sigh.

I think I wasted a perfectly good fap.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/12/2012 09:43 AM

There is no such thing.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/12/2012 09:50 AM

We can fap if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't fap and if they don't fap
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can fap

We can fap if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't fap and if they don't fap
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can fap

We can fap when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hands on our meat
And surprise 'em with the orgasm cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

I say, we can fap, we can fap
Everything out of control
We can fap, we can fap
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can fap, we can fap
Everybody pull down your pants
We can fap, we can fap
Everybody fappin' to Cha-a-a-ance

Safety fap
Is it safe to fap
Is it safe to fap

KChikita Banana Fairy Glitter Farts 128,451 98
01/12/2012 10:10 AM

That post is now in my top 5 favorite Fratberry posts of all time.

Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/12/2012 12:59 PM

I liked the part where he replaced the word "dance" with "fap", and gave a timeless classic a whole new meaning.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/12/2012 04:34 PM

You know I do what I do. I fap to the Lou, my darlin'.

Wait, that's not right.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/12/2012 04:46 PM

Fap, Fap, Revolution

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/12/2012 10:14 PM

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la fap-ba?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/12/2012 10:28 PM

My tits are my best quality. By far. My face is average, so that still makes me a winner, right? I have thin lips. :(


Can your tits cook and give a blow job?

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/13/2012 12:24 AM

And if not them, how about the rest of ya?

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/13/2012 10:53 AM

Likes how the mention of tits continues to be the proven thread jack.

BTW- I have several body parts that can give blow jobs, but the only thing I have that can make a sammich is a man.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/13/2012 10:59 AM

Devil's threesome? That's a little forward.

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/17/2012 04:54 PM

It has come to my attention that many of you failed to click my awesome rendition of the classic Men Without Hats song. Shame on you. SHAME!!!

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/17/2012 06:47 PM

What song? Men with hats...?

Fratberry 283,052 53
01/17/2012 06:59 PM

Ya dumb kid.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/18/2012 12:17 AM

It has come to my attention that many of you failed to click my...

I'm just trying to keep you healthy.