Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/14/2012 05:23 PM

I was actually expecting a self portrait.

HighSoci 30,109 18
01/14/2012 05:44 PM

I hate donuts, will let you play with my hog, and will put a baby in your belly.

SIV the Hippie Lumberjack 13,642 16
01/14/2012 05:56 PM

I hate donuts

Nazi! Communist! Terrorist! Wait, who are we hating now?

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/14/2012 06:45 PM

Baby in my belly? Not unless you want me to kill that little Froster. I have pills and coat hangers galore. Frost that Shakespeare, I'm too drunk and close to finishing school to get knocked up.

Abominable TWSS 27,416 24
01/14/2012 08:25 PM

Me thinks someone here takes things a leeeeeeetle too literally.

HighSoci 30,109 18
01/14/2012 08:32 PM

Frost that Shakespeare, I'm too drunk and close to finishing school to get knocked up.


That's why you need to just swallow then. Its a win/win situation.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/14/2012 09:52 PM

Highsoci, you can't get preggers from giving head. You must be from Texas. That explains a lot...

HighSoci 30,109 18
01/14/2012 10:01 PM

That's exactly the point I was making. You must be from Cali if you didn't get that.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/14/2012 11:45 PM

Where are the swine? I do not see any in that picture.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/15/2012 12:08 AM

I don't see any doughnuts in that picture. That's the tragedy here.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/15/2012 12:19 AM

Dogs, I agree! A cinnamon-raisin English muffin is a good thing, but not the equal of a doughnut.












(i was going to add some descriptors of the doughnut, but didn't want to give the maroons ammuniton for their weapons.)

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/15/2012 01:10 AM

I'm not from Cali, I'm from Tucson.

Abominable TWSS 27,416 24
01/15/2012 12:42 PM

joke n \<+j...k\

1
a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting : kidding c : practical joke d : laughingstock
2
: something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter ,”often used in negative constructions

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/15/2012 01:44 PM

You know, if you are just going to joke on here and not be serious, I'm out of here. That's bullShakespeare.

Chit 178,781 15
01/15/2012 02:00 PM

Donuts, Pigs, and a Baby

I saw Adam Richmond eat that on Man vs. Food the other day.

The Mailman 176,467 56
01/15/2012 03:57 PM

I'm out of here. That's bullShakespeare.

$10 says that the second sentence refers to the contents of the first sentence.



...
That's a bet I am hoping to lose.

HighSoci 30,109 18
01/15/2012 10:10 PM

You know, if you are just going to joke on here and not be serious, I'm out of here.

We can't have Elron leaving. She is cute and has a great rack. I'll let you decide if I was joking or being serious.

Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/15/2012 11:33 PM

I'm not cute, I just have a great rack.

Well, I look ok after makeup and a shave....

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/16/2012 11:03 AM

When are we going to see if the curtains match the attic?

The Lobster. 18,572 33
01/16/2012 12:30 PM

Never. She has hardwood floors.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/16/2012 01:30 PM

I'm looking for what she's got stored in her attic. You know...junk.