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Kinda Sketchy
An idea challenge by Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
01/15/2012 09:04 PM 171 views
When I was looking for a generic hoodie pic to post in this thread, I found quite a few police sketches that made me wonder how effective these sketches really are.

The following drawing wins the prize for making me want to start this thread. The only thing I can tell from this sketch is that it is a woman. Good job in narrowing it down to half the population!


Guilty of: Not using a litter box & clawing at the arm of the couch.


Guilty of: Being Sideshow Bob!

Also, what goes on in a sketch artist's head as they are drawing a picture? Would it be highly inappropriate for a sketch artist to draw a suspect with sexy, pouting eyes?


Your current job: You are now a police sketch artist. Find (or make) a sketch of a criminal. Also explain what the criminal is guilty of.

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Kinda Sketchy

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(Funniest: Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes,Redwing,Drewcifer the Driving Cat)


Funny 7 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220337
Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/16/2012 12:31 AM

Sideshow Bob? Oh, child. That's a picture of Bob Keeshan when he was still Second Lieutenant Kangaroo.
 

Hilarious 16 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220339
Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/16/2012 01:00 AM

What I meant to say was, This guy is a hardened criminal:
 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220363
Drewcifer the Driving Cat 46,366 58
01/16/2012 04:30 PM



"We seen him stealin' the fill dirt what from behind Jaybird and Paw Paw's land."
 

Chuckleworthy 6 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220365
Drewcifer the Driving Cat 46,366 58
01/16/2012 04:38 PM



Wanted for milking an already lame premise for the worst part of a decade.
 

Funny 8 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220368
Redwing 3,887 30
01/16/2012 04:57 PM


Wanted for: Meddling in the first degree.
 

Funny 8 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220369
Midgets 96,156 48
01/16/2012 05:14 PM


"So you were groped by a horny redneck?"

"Well, yes, but....."
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220711
Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/20/2012 09:53 PM

You asked me to post, but I have not these MS Draw skilze.
 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220713
Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
01/20/2012 10:21 PM

Skill not necessary.


Guilty of: Being Eddie Munster and staring into my soul.
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