This Date in History
A comedy conversation
by Fratberry 283,052 53 01/16/2012 03:46 PM 137 views
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January 15th, 1919:
In Boston, a molasses factory storage container exploded, releasing 2.3 million gallons of molasses in a giant wave into the streets of Boston, killing 21 and injuring 150.
I realize this is a day late but sometimes I'm as slow as... people too slow to outrun a "wave" of molasses.
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Funny
12 votes
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Hilarious
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KChikita Banana Fairy Glitter Farts 128,451 98
01/16/2012 03:54 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomes!
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/16/2012 04:37 PM
It's just a damn shame that those waffle-soled shoes hadn't been available at the time.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/16/2012 04:50 PM
hadn't been available
Please replace this retardedly phrased example of pooped up grammar with one of the following:
- hadn't been invented
- weren't available
- had been taken off the menu at IHOP, inspiring conspiracy theorists for years to speak of the Second Syrupman.
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Chuckleworthy
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Pram 80,728 42
01/17/2012 11:39 AM
It's okay, you're forgaven.
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Chuckleworthy
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Suzy Creamcheese 3,009 9
01/17/2012 02:16 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomes!
I just got a lady-boner reading that.
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Funny
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Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,023 37
01/17/2012 02:58 PM
January 17, 1861 Flush toilet (with seperate water tank and a pull chain) patented by Mr Thomas Crapper
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Funny
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Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/17/2012 05:47 PM
Dates in history are fine, but I prefer raisins.
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Funny
5 votes
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Fratberry 283,052 53
01/20/2012 04:51 PM
I always figured you for a larger fruit guy.
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