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An Ode to SOPA and PIPA
A comedy conversation by KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/18/2012 09:59 AM 124 views

In honor of Official SOPA/PIPA Blackout Day, I thought I'd bastardize some well-known song lyrics.

(To the tune of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up")
(As if I had to tell you. This is the freaking internet!)

We're no strangers to the web
You know the rules and so do I
But heavy fines are what you're thinking of
Kill the whole internet to save some copyrights
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

SOPA's gonna mess us up
PIPA's gonna let us down
How it works, you haven't got a clue
Only gonna make us cry
As ROFLRazzi says goodbye
Fill our DNS with lies to wade through

We've been online now for so long
Your wallet's bulging from the
Kickbacks you've been taking
Inside we both know what's been going on
Your greed and bigotry has us shaking
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

SOPA's gonna mess us up
PIPA's gonna let us down
Won't even bring in experts to argue
Only gonna make us cry
As Memebase says goodbye
Fill our DNS with lies to wade through

SOPA's gonna mess us up
PIPA's gonna let us down
No more parodied episodes of "Kung Fu"
Only gonna make us cry
As YouTube says goodbye
Fill our DNS with lies to wade through

(Ooh, mess us up)
(Ooh, mess us up)
(Ooh)
SOPA'S gonna mess, PIPA's gonna mess
(Mess us up)
(Ooh)
SOPA'S gonna mess, PIPA's gonna mess
(Mess us up)

We've been online now for so long
You laugh at YouTube vids but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

SOPA's gonna mess us up
PIPA's gonna let us down
How it works, you haven't got a clue
Only gonna make us cry
As YouTube says goodbye
Fill our DNS with lies to wade through

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23 Comments on "

An Ode to SOPA and PIPA

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(Funniest: KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess,Hydrant-monkey,Brad Poynter)


Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220468
KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/18/2012 10:03 AM

Seriously though, this is really bad news and this is about as political as you'll ever see me get. So if you live in the U.S., just go here and take 30 seconds to fill it out.

Also, here's an informational GIF that includes a koala making love to a goat (since I know you freaks are into that).

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220469
Elron_Hubbard 2,733 8
01/18/2012 10:07 AM

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Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220470
Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
01/18/2012 10:10 AM

...and if you're dumb like me and can't recall who your congress people are, Wikipedia has a zip code search that give twitter links and phone numbers.

Doh! I recognized them but please don't test me on it!

 

Funny 13 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220475
The Mailman 176,467 56
01/18/2012 11:14 AM

I am so glad that Canada has its own Internet. We call it the Interneh.

 

Funny 8 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220477
Pram 80,728 42
01/18/2012 11:37 AM

Kchiki- if you email me an mp3 of the lyrics as they're intonated (record a scratch track the way you would sing it) I will totally record that for you. It would be great to be able to Rickroll people with a message about saving our ability to Rickroll people!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220491
Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
01/18/2012 02:58 PM

*copies kchiki's lyrics*

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220492
KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/18/2012 03:35 PM

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220494
Pram 80,728 42 just read the bill
01/18/2012 03:39 PM



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PIPA and SOPA can take this free speech and ram it up their asses while I can still say that without infringing upon their right to not have their right to have me not say that infringed upon! ...also, PIPA stands for Phucking Idiots Pissing Agendas and SOPA stands for Stultifyingly Odious Punk Asses. Frost you mother-Frosters, I'll see you in Hell, and I hope Anonymous destroys the hard drives this bill is sitting on!! ..!.,

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220496
Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/18/2012 03:45 PM

To show my solidarity, I have chosen to black out my icon.

Thank you, Hargrave, for not blacking out Zug. Seriously, what's up with that? I get it already. It's a bad thing. Can I have Reddit back now?

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220497
Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/18/2012 03:48 PM

Or maybe I'm just doing it wrong...

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220498
KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/18/2012 04:07 PM

Can I have Reddit back now?

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220503
The Mailman 176,467 56 reads KChiki's rickrolling diatribe against SOPA and PIPA. Reads Pram's rant against SOPA and PIPA. Reads KChiki's diatribe again.
01/18/2012 04:27 PM


You know, I might support SOPA and PIPA if it is changed to enable selective censoring.

 

Amusing 5 votes 1.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220518
KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/18/2012 05:06 PM

 

Amusing 3 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220520
Pram 80,728 42
01/18/2012 05:12 PM

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220525
Chris Dodd, MPAA CEO 7,665 11
01/18/2012 05:40 PM

Your abusive and irresponsible corporate pawn gimmicks aren't fooling anyone. Skewing the facts with PR stunts won't affect the administration officials we sponsor, who are working diligently to protect American jobs from foreign criminals. Whippersnappers!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220526
Closet Friend 7,665 11
01/18/2012 05:42 PM

True to form...

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220527
Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/18/2012 06:03 PM

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220543
Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
01/18/2012 07:34 PM

That seems to be the one thing you can look up!

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220545
Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/18/2012 08:46 PM

Even the hillbillys in Arkansas, who only heard about them internets once from their cousins fancy college buddy, pitched so big a fit that Senator John Boozman who co-sponsored the Protect IP act is having his name removed and will vote against it in its current form.

Maybe they thought it was SOAP and were pissed cause it ain't warshin' season yet.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220549
Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
01/18/2012 09:40 PM

Some senators have no facebook or twitter account, so some people have taken drastic measures to contact their representatives.


 

Funny 4 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220574
Dasypygal 14,811 17
01/19/2012 02:24 AM

I've gone black until this Shakespeare is over.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220621
Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/19/2012 04:18 PM

You'll be back.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220626
KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/19/2012 04:43 PM

You'll be back.

Wikipedia proved it could be done.