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Twin Peaks
A comedy conversation by Chickens goes down with the ship 286,647 61
01/19/2012 07:22 AM 153 views

Okay, so I'm starting this conversation 21 years late, but Netflix has just made it so easy to go back and collect series that you never caught the first time around and got tired of hearing people rave about.


IMDB reviews can be shortened to "groundbreaking TV drama" with a little "OMG eleventy" tossed into the mix.

Admittedly, I'm only three episodes in, but so far, my review is "SWEET BUDDHA THAT'S SOME TERRIBLE ACTING AND DIRECTING!!!!"

What am I missing folks? Piper Laurie's screams of anguish over her daughter's death she should have gotten a rotten tomato award. The ongoing "cops and donuts" joke has me scratching my head and trying to figure out if Lynch is serious or if the whole thing is a joke. And it goes on and on. The whole thing is hard to watch because of the gapingly obvious contrived bits that make it look like the worst kind of local community theater.

What am I missing folks? For now, I press on....

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Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220582
Chickens goes down with the ship 286,647 61
01/19/2012 07:33 AM

Correction, not Piper Laurie, Grace Zabriskie.

Also, Don Davis apparently can play one role, and they pulled him back out after this to play the same character in Stargate. Same costume and everything.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220584
Chickens goes down with the ship 286,647 61
01/19/2012 07:47 AM

The dancing midget made me feel rather uncomfortable. Apparently, everyone was doing acid on Saturday nights back in the early 90s.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220585
UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/19/2012 07:47 AM

I've never seen Twin Peaks. However, Spicey and I just started watching The IT Crowd and love it. We were joking "The spider is now upon my person" for DAYS. Then yesterday there actually WAS a spider upon my person, and even as I was screaming and flailing about, slamming into a wall and crying, I was thinking of The IT Crowd and how much I want to have the sexxors with Roy. Would the same be true if we had decided to begin watching Twin Peaks? I don't think so.

 

Funny 12 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220590
Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
01/19/2012 09:34 AM

I thought this was a boob thread.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220592
Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,023 37
01/19/2012 09:40 AM

I just finished Twin Peaks a couple weeks ago. I haven't seen the movie yet, but I plan to just to get full closure.

Pros:

- very odd and quirky, and I kind of think the cheesiness of the acting and special effects sort of add to its charm.
- I loved Kyle MacLachlan in it. I never understood his appeal until I watched this show. Every time Dale got a big grin on his face because he was so enchanted with the small town charm, it cracked me up.
- Sherilyn Fenn is smoking hot.
- David Duchovny's brief role is not to be missed.
- Speaking of which, forget 5 degrees of Kevin Bacon - you could totally play 5 degrees of Twin Peaks with the revolving door of people who appear on this show.

Cons:

- Who killed Laura is resolved early in the second season in a way that made me very angry. So angry that I changed my screen name on here and ranted about it for a bit.
- I got over it and watched the rest of the season, only to find out that the series ended in a cliffhanger - a very unsatisfactory cliffhanger. I've heard that the movie wraps things up a little, but I can't imagine it does too good of a job considering it is supposed to take place before Laura's murder. We'll see.


Do I regret watching the show? Not at all. The bits that I enjoyed far outweighed the parts that disappointed me. To be honest, I am used to disappointment in terms of television series ending before they are wrapped up. If I had been watching Twin Peaks when it first came out and I was a teenager, I would have been livid (especially so soon after being crushed over Alien Nation's cancellation).

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220593
Fratberry 283,052 53
01/19/2012 09:59 AM

I always figured Northern Exposure was like Twin Peaks without the Shakespearetiness so I watched it instead. It turned out pretty well for me.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220595
Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/19/2012 10:03 AM

Did anyone else expect this to be about boobs? I expected it to be about boobs. Bummer.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220597
Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,023 37
01/19/2012 11:03 AM

Ah. Northern Exposure. It had a good plot, which I enjoyed much better when it was condensed into a two hour movie called Doc Hollywood. And starred Michael J. Fox who was much cuter and less annoying than Rob Morrow. And the female lead wasn't nearly as smug and most certainly didn't have a large stick up her ass (if she did, you couldn't see it in the gratuitous nekkid scene).

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220604
Fratberry 283,052 53
01/19/2012 12:13 PM

Well there's one boob for ya.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220607
Chickens goes down with the ship 286,647 61
01/19/2012 12:37 PM

Yeah but the hot pilot chick from NE made watching the rest of it sooooo worth it.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220618
Fratberry 283,052 53
01/19/2012 04:00 PM

Well now that someone deleted a post my comment makes no sense. I guess that means I have to show my boobs now.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220620
Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/19/2012 04:15 PM

Apparently, everyone was doing acid on Saturday nights back in the early 90s.

I really, really, really, really, really enjoyed Twin Peaks back in the day.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220622
Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/19/2012 04:25 PM

I didn't watch Twin Peaks when it was on; I don't know if I was out of the country or on medications at the time. But I do remember the nude pictures of Sherilyn Fenn. So, I guess it was a good TV show.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220625
Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,023 37
01/19/2012 04:34 PM

Whew, Frat, I thought you were talking to me because I was making fun of Northern Exposure.

I mean, I can handle it if you said, "Shove your opinion up your ass and light it on fire." But calling me a boob just cut me to the quick.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220629
Fratberry 283,052 53
01/19/2012 05:46 PM

Shove your opinion up your ass and light it on fire.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220638
John Hargrave 128,751 73
01/19/2012 09:04 PM

Twin Peaks is probably my favorite series of all time.



Although I was incredibly disappointed with the ending of the final episode, I felt the movie made up for it. Although Fire Walk With Me is not the best of Lynch's films, I have watched it probably a dozen times, trying to decipher the meaning of the convenience store, David Bowie's character, and GARMANBOZIA.

If anybody figures it all out, let me know.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220661
Chickens goes down with the ship 286,647 61
01/20/2012 09:39 AM

There are 74 donuts on that table and one cup of joe. For 5 people.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054220936
Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,023 37
01/24/2012 09:36 PM

I just watched Fire Walk With Me and I hated it. Absolutely hated it. The characters I liked were either absent or made only brief appearances. Most of the movie was taken up by characters I had no use for, including Laura Palmer herself. It had none of the quirky humor that the show had that made up for the gruesome bizarreness.

Hated it. HATED IT!!!! I want to go find David Lynch and punch him for two hours, which is the same length of time as that horrible abomination I just watched.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054221053
Chickens goes down with the ship 286,647 61
01/27/2012 08:02 AM

Alright that's it. This show is utter crap. Up yours Hargrave.

I made it halfway though the second season. I kept falling asleep. There are occasional bright spots, but dammit, it just needs more cowbell.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054221066
Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,023 37
01/27/2012 12:46 PM

Did you at least watch long enough to find out who killed Laura Palmer? Because I need someone else to be as enraged as I was.

If you did make it that far, you would have seen enough for Fire Walk With Me to make sense - if you want to see the movie. I hated it with the flames of a thousand suns, but I would be remiss if I didn't alert you to the fact that boobies are featured quite prominently throughout the movie.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054221068
Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/27/2012 01:13 PM

Would one have to watch the series to understand the boobies?