Please welcome Jen Hubley Luckwaldt!
A comedy conversation
by John Hargrave  128,751  73
01/20/2012 10:39 PM 212 views
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My fellow Livers:
Please welcome the great Jen Hubley Luckwaldt, our new (and first ever) Managing Editor for ZUG!
We have been working with Jen over the last year on other comedy projects, and have been greatly impressed with her humor, writing ability, and general awesomeness. I am not exaggerating when I say she literally walks on water. (If frozen.)
Jen comes from About.com, where she edited the fashion and lifestyle channel, making her better dressed than anyone else on the ZUG staff. Except, possibly, Zolton.
Before that, she commanded an army of loyal robots who invaded a small planet known as YOBO-6 and brought back a precious herb that trades for $6,000,000,000 an ounce. I understand she still has a little bit stored in a shoebox.
She lives somewhere in New York, in a high-tech network of underground tunnels that were once used by child actor resistance forces, the elite squad of child actors that were trained by the military to defuse potential threats in New York with their loveable catchphrases and gee-whiz smiles.
This is a Paul Bunyan-sized step for ZUG. Now that we have someone with Jen's humor, charisma, and funky glasses leading the way for our awesome group of writers, the rest of us can focus on ruling the world, one joke at a time.
Please welcome her warmly. But make sure it's not a moist warmth, because that's unsanitary.
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Side-splitting
10 votes
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Funny
3 votes
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HighSoci 30,109  18
01/20/2012 11:11 PM
Wait...... ZUG has writers?
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Fratberry 283,052 53
01/21/2012 12:56 AM
Yes, and we're hoping they write you out of ZUG.
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Funny
2 votes
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HighSoci 30,109 18
01/21/2012 01:21 AM
Don't you have some type of illness to tend to?
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Hilarious
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Fratberry 283,052 53
01/21/2012 01:25 AM
Don't you have a daughter to Frost?
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Hilarious
11 votes
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Fratberry 283,052 53
01/21/2012 01:25 AM
Welcome to the fold, Jen!
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Chuckleworthy
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HighSoci 30,109 18
01/21/2012 02:02 AM
It's funny how you take time out of your weekend of searching for and masterbating to porn to respond to my posts. I feel somewhat special.
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Hilarious
9 votes
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Abominable TWSS 27,416 24
01/21/2012 03:05 AM
I will welcome her with open arms just as long as she promises to never ever forever write cubicle prank. Or look up semi-funny videos on the internet.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Chickens goes down with the ship 286,647 61
01/21/2012 07:09 AM
At which point Butch Waldo Luckwaldt, reading over his wife's shoulder, grabbed his 9mm and hit the road south looking for this "Chickens guy".
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Funny
5 votes
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UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/21/2012 07:40 AM
But make sure it's not a moist warmth, because that's unsanitary.
Moist warmth isn't unsanitary! It's a vagina.
Oh.
Well, hi Jen. Sorry to hear about your raging case of herpes.
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Side-splitting
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Nachos 57,521 23
01/21/2012 09:55 AM
But make sure it's not a moist warmth, because that's unsanitary.
As the average of the women on the board has been increasing, give it a couple of years and this may not be a problem.
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Funny
3 votes
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Midgets 96,156 48
01/21/2012 11:32 AM
Jen wouldn't happen to be short for Jenni, would it?
Or Jeeni? Sometimes I get those two confused.
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.5
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Manhole 21,658 29
01/21/2012 12:07 PM
the rest of us can focus on ruling the world,
Well it's about time! I've gathered together a $39 Harbor Freight Ultrasonic Jewelry cleaner, an 8oz bottle of Magnesium Hydroxide and a bag of cat Shakespeare. I'll get started.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.2
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The High Priestess 58,986 29
01/21/2012 12:19 PM
BAPPY HIRTHDAY!
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Funny
9 votes
3.5
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Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
01/21/2012 01:07 PM
Can we call her J.Lu for short?
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0 votes
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KatDawg 10,055 11
01/21/2012 01:11 PM
I wish I had known you were hiring, I would have sent in my resume.
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Funny
7 votes
3.8
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/21/2012 01:41 PM
We don't have to put on pants now, do we?
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
01/21/2012 01:47 PM
I am not exaggerating when I say she literally walks on water. (If frozen.)
Which, her or the water?
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Funny
4 votes
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Fratberry 283,052 53
01/21/2012 11:46 PM
I feel somewhat special.
Go lick a window.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Redwing 3,887 30
01/22/2012 08:02 AM
Internet historians agreed on the conclusion that it was the announcement of John's imaginery friend Jen-Jen Luckwaldt as Editor that finally killed Zug.
Who's On ZUG (online within the last hour)
Nachos
Barney already in use
and the wicked funny
Redwing
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Funny
4 votes
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Barney already in use 2,612 19
01/22/2012 09:20 AM
I made a list!! WooHooooooo!
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Funny
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Abominable TWSS 27,416 24
01/22/2012 10:12 AM
When is she going to post and say hi to us? Doesn't she know she gets a much coveted trophy for her first post?
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Funny
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/22/2012 11:51 AM
I got her first post right here.
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Hilarious
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HighSoci 30,109 18
01/22/2012 01:24 PM
Go lick a window.
Go sniff a bicycle seat.
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Funny
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Thud 68,525 19 slithers through thread
01/22/2012 07:07 PM
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Hilarious
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KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/22/2012 07:20 PM
Yay! New chick! Also, I can't seem to pronounce your full name in my head when I read it so I second Jeeni's suggestion of J Lu. Or maybe just Jen. Hmm...
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Whistler 186,138 44
01/22/2012 09:15 PM
Please promise me that Jenni Maier didn't marry someone named Hubley-Luxbottom.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Fratberry 283,052 53
01/22/2012 11:03 PM
Go sniff a bicycle seat.
Nice comeback, Pram.
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Funny
4 votes
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Fratberry 283,052 53
01/22/2012 11:04 PM
Sorry Pram.
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HighSoci 30,109 18
01/23/2012 12:37 AM
Yeah because the window licking comment was real original huh cat quif?
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Funny
3 votes
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Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,023 37
01/23/2012 12:58 AM
the rest of us can focus on ruling the world, one joke at a time.
This is going well, so far.
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Funny
6 votes
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Fratberry 283,052 53
01/23/2012 08:15 AM
Yeah because the window licking comment was real original huh cat quif?
What are you, 12??
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Amusing
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Ebenezer Ravos 63,472 21
01/23/2012 08:32 AM
So John gave Jenni Maier a new name?
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Chuckleworthy
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HighSoci 30,109 18
01/23/2012 10:04 AM
What are you, 12??
Inches?
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Funny
2 votes
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Chickens goes down with the ship 286,647 61
01/23/2012 01:23 PM
Clearly she will not post until someone chimes in and says she will never post.
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Funny
4 votes
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Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/23/2012 01:31 PM
Clearly she is Chickens' nom de plume.
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.2
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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt 1,274 5
01/23/2012 02:42 PM
Hello, Livers! (Also: livers.)
Sorry for the belated first comment. I was waiting to see if one of you would eventually impersonate me, allowing me to challenge that person to a duel. One of us would have to wear a fake goatee.
In answer to at least some of your questions:
- I am made out of frozen water.
- I am John's imaginary friend.
- I write almost nothing except unfunny lists of videos and cubicle pranks. I'm attempting to pass these off as performance art, but we'll see how that goes. If it turns out to be lucrative, I'll cut you in on the proceeds, but only if you promise to show up places with me and tell people you're my antimatter twin. (Again: You pick who wears the goatee.)
It's a pleasure to meet all of you.
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Funny
6 votes
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Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/23/2012 03:17 PM
It's Mary Kitten-Eel (2012 Edition)!
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Chickens goes down with the ship 286,647 61
01/23/2012 03:51 PM
Holy Shakespeare, why didn't I immediately register her name and start in with the booby pics. How epic would that have been?
Ahh, wasted opportunity.
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Funny
6 votes
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The High Priestess 58,986 29
01/23/2012 05:04 PM
I think she'll fit in just fine.
We can duel if you want, but it must be in lime jello. The red flavor is all wrong for my coloring.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/23/2012 07:20 PM
She lives in Brooklyn? Oh Frost, a goddamn hipster. She's only here so she can say she was shilling for an unknown internet comedy board before it was cool.
Hate to break it to you sweetheart...this place will never be cool.
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Funny
5 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/23/2012 11:48 PM
We're not looking for cool. We're looking for pudding.
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Funny
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Pram 80,728 42
01/24/2012 09:16 AM
Welcome aboard, there! I think having fresh writing on this show is a sign of good luckwaldt.
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