Official Happy Birthday Panda Thread!
A comedy conversation
by Dianasaur  57,835  109
01/24/2012 08:49 AM 165 views
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Happy birfday!! May you be sexually harrassed all.day.long.
MWAH!
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Hilarious
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Side-splitting
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The Mailman 176,467  56
01/24/2012 09:09 AM
Happy birfday!! May you be sexually harrassed all.day.long.by.me.
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Side-splitting
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Abominable TWSS 27,416 24
01/24/2012 09:30 AM
Happy Birthday!! How many times do you plan on using the big black Coleridge today?
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Side-splitting
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Midgets 96,156 48
01/24/2012 10:04 AM
Happy Birthday! May you be sexually ............ ah, screw it.
Wanna Frost?
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Side-splitting
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KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/24/2012 10:11 AM
Happiest of Happy Birfdays to my favorite internet panda EVAR!
RAWR!!!!!!!!
(Pandas rawr, right??)
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Side-splitting
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Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/24/2012 10:22 AM
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Zug there lived a fair, as in light complected, princess who was a turtle that everyone called Sexual Harrasment Panda. You couldn't walk down the street without hearing about her big black Coleridge and that made everyone uncomfortable, especially for those she used it on, hence her name.
One day while she was drubbing one of her loyal subjects with it, it broke in twain and she cried and cried. The royal blacksmith toiled for a fortnight straight to try and mend the phallus, but alas when he was finished it was just a gnarly miniColeridge about the size of a pixie stick.
She was devistated. Sexual activites were banned and those caught with their britches down were sentenced to death by boola boola. It wasn't pretty. Everyone in the land had a terrible case of blue balls and their lamentations were heard by a wized old sculptor that lived down yonder in the holler.
He set to work immediatly and a few days later walked into town carrying something swaddled like a baby leg in his arms. He knelt before Princess Panda and unveiled a new bigger black Coleridge that was carved from volcanic stone in a disturbingly lifelike manner.
The Princess was overjoyed and threw a huge party. There were no survivors.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Midgets 96,156 48
01/24/2012 10:55 AM
I'm forming a line over here for those who wondered if Jeeni really posted a pic of a panda licking a Coleridge before their minds straightened it out.
There's punch.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/24/2012 01:00 PM
Frost you, SHP.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Drewcifer 46,366 58
01/24/2012 01:33 PM
Happy Birthday. Also, I hear Seal is available.
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Funny
3 votes
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Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/24/2012 01:43 PM
Happiest Birthday, Cousin!
Only GOOD surprises!
Song/
Long/
Bamboo!!!
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Side-splitting
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Ebenezer Ravos 63,472 21
01/24/2012 02:11 PM
Happy birthday. May your muffins be glazed with sexual harrassment.
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Side-splitting
4 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/24/2012 02:25 PM
Happy birthday! For your birthday I'm going to cause some drama in your birthday thread:
I heard Filly say that she heard Kchiki say that Diana told her she heard from Nutbutter that this one time Shell said something that may or may not have been 100% logical.
But you didn't hear it from me.
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Side-splitting
5 votes
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35 yr old Panda with old eggs 181,795 70
01/24/2012 04:25 PM
As far as birthday threads go, this one is pretty epic. It's not every day you get to see a photo of yourself seconds before you devour your young. DELICIOUS YOUTH!!
Thanks youz guys.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Thud 68,525 19
01/24/2012 06:28 PM
Happy Birthday Panda! May the sense on impending doom you feel help you to keep avoiding certain Gabbers.
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HighSoci 30,109 18
01/24/2012 09:26 PM
I caught that too, but since I wasn't the one that made it, I could do nothing about it.
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Funny
4 votes
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Saint Bill 53,270 54
01/24/2012 10:15 PM
I thought I`missed your special day. Happy Shamushka.
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