John Hargrave in the Atlantic
A comedy conversation
by Space Admiral BobJohnson  178,048  22
01/25/2012 01:50 PM 145 views
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Some of you who have been on Zug for a long time might remember John Hargrave. I don't think he posts much anymore, but he used to be a regular.
Anyway, I was innocently reading the Atlantic today, when suddenly his name appeared. There was a moment of disconnect and it took me a second to register that I was reading about Zug in an article that also uses words like "semioticians."
After ctrl-F-ing for "poop" and sighing in disappointment, I thought I would take advantage of this rare opportunity to draw attention to the fact that John Hargrave has so far missed this opportunity to draw attention to himself.
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Funny
11 votes
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Hilarious
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Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891  36
01/25/2012 01:54 PM
Well, The Atlantic would be logical, instead of Los Angeles or even Illustrated London News, but our John Hargrave in a real magazine?
I think you're suffering from an alcohol deficiency, Beej.
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Funny
7 votes
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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt 1,274 5
01/25/2012 02:18 PM
I'm just relieved that this post wasn't about John Hargrave falling into the Atlantic, possibly from the bow of the S.S. ZUG, or attempting to swim the Atlantic in the most misguided prank in history.
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Funny
7 votes
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Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
01/25/2012 02:23 PM
Should we write the editor to point out the fact that his name is Sir John Hargrave?
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Hilarious
8 votes
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KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/25/2012 02:30 PM
John: "Hey Livers! This is Jen our new Editor! She's awesome! Jen, say hello to everyone!"
::John then leaps into the Atlantic ocean yelling "BANZAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!" before Jen can utter a word::
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Funny
2 votes
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KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,451 98
01/25/2012 02:31 PM
I am going to giggle at that mental image ALL FREAKING DAY.
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Side-splitting
4 votes
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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt 1,274 5
01/25/2012 02:35 PM
Oh my God. It all makes sense now. It was a cry for help!
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Fratberry 283,052 53
01/25/2012 04:32 PM
KChiki kinda has a crush on the new chick. I approve.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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Thud 68,525 19
01/25/2012 06:13 PM
Seconded. Next gathering I'm bringing a Steadycam for all the action.
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Chuckleworthy
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Not-so-evil toaster 195 9
01/25/2012 06:19 PM
Hard to hold the camera still while fapping, just saying.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Aristo-reader 3,333 17
01/26/2012 01:29 AM
Hard to hold the camera still while fapping, just saying.
Amateur.
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Funny
5 votes
3.6
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John Hargrave 128,751 73
01/27/2012 02:47 PM
That's funny. Thanks for the catch.
Get it, catch? In the ATLANTIC?
(See, this is how you get into fancy magazines, with high caliber humor.)
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Saint Bill 53,270 54
01/27/2012 11:04 PM
You know you just confused all the stupid people?
What the Frost are you talking about?
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