Printable Prank: I'm Too Sexy for These White Strips
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by Mary Kitt-Neel  2,902  10
01/26/2012 02:50 PM 1760 views
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In this age of smartphones that can realign satellites in space, what do we even need telephone poles for? We would argue that it's entirely to have a place to display flyers. Try and tell us that this flyer didn't introduce an entirely new generation to Lionel Richie.
With this in mind, we bring you three (yes, three!) new downloadable flyers, suitable for hanging on the nearest telephone pole, or in your office, or on that bulletin board at the laundromat that's always full of misspelled ads for after-school tutors.
I'm Too Sexy for This Flyer
There are many, many things for which we are too sexy, but this flyer is probably the winner. (Or loser. Anyway, it's behind "my shirt" and ""Milan.")
(Click here to download)
My Neighbor Totoro Gave Me This 10-Legged Cat
You don't even need to know about anything about Hayao Miyazaki's films to appreciate this flyer. In fact, it's probably better if you don't. Then it just looks like some crazy cat person finally went, well, crazy.
(Click here to download)
Free White Strips
Needs no explanation. After all, you get what you pay for.
(Click here to download)
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.5
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5 votes
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Drewcifer el Guapo 46,366  58
01/26/2012 03:07 PM
What? No gift cars this time? Brad is going to be pissed...
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Dasypygal 14,811 17
01/26/2012 03:35 PM
Gift CARS? Holy smokes. I'm pissed that I haven't been participating!
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.4
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/26/2012 04:17 PM
I'm hovered over Dasypygal's I for ten minutes trying to get the link to open.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/26/2012 05:49 PM
Just as well, Dogs.
You never can guess what evil Millie might be brewing.
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Funny
4 votes
3.8
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Jen Hubley Luckwaldt 1,274 5
01/26/2012 06:12 PM
If we start giving out gift cars, I hope we also amend our policy about awarding prizes to staff. I will wallpaper the universe with these flyers.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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PoloChukker 4,634 12
01/26/2012 06:35 PM
Are you implying that those free White Strips I took from that telephone pole won't work? It says they are premium!
Also-- I'm too sexy for these White Strips.
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Funny
5 votes
3.2
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PoloChukker 4,634 12
01/26/2012 06:39 PM
Oh hey! Great title.
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