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Happy Birthday, Pollo semi-Loco!
This is your Birthday Wish
We hope you get some (sexual attention from biological female) Dish!
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Side-splitting
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Big Irish Guy 203,956  21
01/31/2012 12:00 PM
Happy Birthday...Dad.
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Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/31/2012 12:01 PM
Once there was a chicken who was a dude, but wasn't a rooster. Everyone guessed that he must be a city boy or a transvestite or a city boy transvestite, but they tolerated him because his right wing was so strong.
One day he crossed the road with no explaination. The reason for this crossing is still debated to this day.
Happy Birthday!
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Hilarious
5 votes
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KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
01/31/2012 12:02 PM
Happy Birthday! To celebrate, why don't you give the chicken the day off to let his throat recover?
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Side-splitting
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The High Priestess 58,986 29
01/31/2012 12:04 PM
Chickens is dead?
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Abominable TWSS 27,416 24
01/31/2012 12:30 PM
One year closer!
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Side-splitting
5 votes
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Ebenezer Ravos 63,472 21
01/31/2012 12:46 PM
Happy Birthday to the man who didn't print out a large format picture of me for Xmas.
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10 votes
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Midgets 96,156 48
01/31/2012 12:47 PM
I didn't know what to get the man who seems to have everything, so I gave your wife an orgasm.
Enjoy your five minutes free from crying tonite! Happy Birthday!
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Fratberry 283,059 53
01/31/2012 03:23 PM
Just don't put a beer can up your butt. Unless that's your birthday present. What the hell, its Christmas your birthday!
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2 votes
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Suzy Creamcheese 3,009 9
01/31/2012 03:40 PM
That's half the fun on your birthday, right?
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Side-splitting
5 votes
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Chickens don't usually get this old 286,651 61
01/31/2012 04:02 PM
I've never been so insulted in my life.
Thanks, I guess.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Ditdah 123,110 14
01/31/2012 05:47 PM
Happy birthday, cutie.
In your honor the GF and I will refrain from discussing how much better the Irish are than the Scottish for one evening.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Thud 68,525 19
01/31/2012 06:36 PM
Once again I say unto you "Chappy Hirthday Bickens".
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Saint Bill 53,270 54
01/31/2012 09:58 PM
Holy Shakespeare you must be old.
Take on the world. You're a badass. This is your year!
Is what you posted to me for my birthday last year.*
*It looks more sincere without the picture of the squirrel Frost-ing the snake.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/31/2012 10:18 PM
Chix IS old, but he's still younger than my brother and me.
COMBINED!
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/31/2012 11:34 PM
Happy Birthday, and sorry about using you for my Secret Santa joke.
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Side-splitting
5 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/31/2012 11:35 PM
I'm not really sorry, but I thought it sounded good.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.6
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Fratberry 283,059 53
01/31/2012 11:38 PM
I wonder if he's older than me. I'm 45 with a birthday in July. I still can't get over the fact that Nutbutter is younger than I am because that just simply cannot be right.
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Side-splitting
4 votes
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Thud 68,525 19
01/31/2012 11:48 PM
I think he's older than me and I'm thirty eighteen with a birthday in July.
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Side-splitting
6 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/01/2012 12:05 AM
Zug: The Comedy Retirement Home..."Where comedy goes to Die"
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Chickens don't usually get this old 286,651 61
02/01/2012 09:36 AM
I was in my 30s when I discovered Computer Stew. Stew ran beyond Y2k. It's 12 years later than that. I'm old.
Frost it. 49 yesterday.
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3 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/01/2012 10:30 AM
Since you're so old, I'll make sure you have a grandchild within a year.
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3 votes
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The High Priestess 58,986 29
02/01/2012 01:02 PM
*No Irish Need Apply*
DAMN!
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