Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
01/31/2012 01:34 PM

You've been sober longer than I've been alive.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/31/2012 01:36 PM

Dude, I've been sober longer than MANY people have been alive.


I started early, I ended early.

Midgets 96,156 48
01/31/2012 01:37 PM

You do realize that you'd probably get more Poe if you drank, don't you?

Midgets 96,156 48
01/31/2012 01:45 PM

Or maybe not.

Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
01/31/2012 01:46 PM

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

- very long word
- spelled correctly
- dry humor (sorry)



Congrats, Declan!

Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
01/31/2012 01:48 PM

Midgets, you do know he's gay, right?

Midgets 96,156 48
01/31/2012 02:00 PM

Which is exactly why we need to encourage alcohol abuse!

The younger we start, the better.

Fratberry 283,059 53
01/31/2012 02:41 PM

Antidisestablishmentarianism and congrats on being soberific.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/31/2012 03:26 PM

Declan sober for 30 years, and Tim Gunn celibate for 29...

Coincidence?

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/31/2012 03:26 PM

I can't math.

The Mailman 176,467 56
01/31/2012 03:26 PM

I don't know how you manage it, Declan.

I am sure that your decision to quit alcohol was a good one, and that you have found many sources of satisfaction in your life that abundantly replace the pleasures that comes from the silky texture of a 10-year old Chateauneuf-du-Pape, the complex flavours that port wine develops over 20 years of maturation in oak barrels, or the delicious aroma of Cognac that rises from the glass as you bring it to your lips. And after 30 years of being sober, I am sure that you are forever over the temptation to indulge in a smooth White Russian prepared with delicious Grey Goose vodka every once in a while, or a glass of single malt scotch whisky, even if that whisky were to be 30 years old itself.

I am very much impressed with your willpower to renounce all this.
Congratulations.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
01/31/2012 03:29 PM

Yeah, or warm, flat PBR.

Chickens don't usually get this old 286,651 61
01/31/2012 04:04 PM

Well done sir.


Now if you can just give up the other 15 or 20 things that are guaranteeing your spot in hell.......

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/31/2012 04:19 PM

Ah, but I know the password, Chickens, dearie.



"I ask for the grace of Jesus Christ."

Fratberry 283,059 53
01/31/2012 04:36 PM

But Declan, don't you know that

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/31/2012 05:00 PM

Quitter

Thud 68,525 19
01/31/2012 06:35 PM

Good for you, Declan.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/31/2012 08:15 PM

Not the attitude I expected of you, BIG.

I was rather expecting; "Good, more for me."

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/31/2012 08:48 PM

It would be more for Ditah. Regionally speaking.

Fratberry 283,059 53
01/31/2012 09:08 PM

Jesus talks to trees!!!!

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
01/31/2012 11:40 PM

I think you just peaked too soon.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/31/2012 11:56 PM

Perhaps, but the drinking was interfering with my reading. raping and stabbing.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/01/2012 08:48 AM

VERY long dry spell


dddddddddddddddddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The Lobster. 18,572 33
02/01/2012 09:35 AM

I have decided this morning to give up drinking.

Last night was an interesting night.
I had a good sales week, and to top it off I sold $1000 above bonus level, so I went to the bar to have a celebratory beer.

AC was there. Y'all remember AC, right? Well he was there and then I left his house around 4am this morning. Draw your own conclusions.

So that is why I'm not drinking anymore.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/01/2012 10:27 AM

Relapse whore. I hope you're pregnant.

Ebenezer Ravos 63,472 21
02/01/2012 10:28 AM

Did you two shower together?