It could be worse. Matt Smith could have started this thread.
I went to school with a Matt Smith. He was retarded. Not "awe, the poor things drooling on his helmet again" retarded. More like "I'm going to beat this Coleridgey bastard in the face with a shovel" retarded. I wonder if it's the same guy? I have my shovel handy either way.
Why ruin a perfectly good shovel?