Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/31/2012 09:57 PM

I need a bag of weed and...


a bottle of Jamesons.

Midgets 96,156 48
01/31/2012 10:07 PM

I need a bag of weed, a bottle of Jamesons and...


a happy ending.

Fratberry 283,059 53
01/31/2012 10:07 PM

I can't believe you don't have a cask of the latter with you. At all times.

Midgets 96,156 48
01/31/2012 10:11 PM

BIG would beat me up and take it away.

HighSoci 30,109 18
01/31/2012 10:33 PM

Just let me know exactly when you get it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/31/2012 10:37 PM

Sorry Lobster you're not invited.

Fratberry 283,059 53
01/31/2012 10:40 PM

Just let me know exactly when you get it.

You'll never get me, copper.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/31/2012 10:48 PM

Two rolls of Gorilla brand tape.

One KitchenAid stand mixer.

A twelve pack of Caffeine Free diet Coke.

A metal-headed garden rake.

Charcoal lighter fluid.

Fratberry 283,059 53
01/31/2012 11:06 PM

Those artificial sweeteners will rot your brain, you know.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
01/31/2012 11:11 PM

Durr?

Fratberry 283,059 53
01/31/2012 11:14 PM

Heh.

Suzy Creamcheese 3,009 9
02/01/2012 08:30 PM

Two rolls of Gorilla brand tape.

One KitchenAid stand mixer.

A twelve pack of Caffeine Free diet Coke.

A metal-headed garden rake.

Charcoal lighter fluid.

I don't understand this rape kit.

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/01/2012 08:42 PM

About $5K in unmarked bills.

BC Bud 13,797 15 has the BIGGEST FUKCIN GRIN ON.....
02/01/2012 09:11 PM

I gots all I need.....

Fratberry 283,059 53
02/01/2012 09:14 PM

Hey High Soci, I'd like to report a crime. BC Bud STOLE MY GODDAMN WEED!

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
02/01/2012 09:42 PM

I don't understand this rape kit.


What's to understand, Susi Dumschitt? Gah, I hope you're more intelligent "in real life."

Suzy Creamcheese 3,009 9
02/01/2012 09:47 PM

I love you too Declan. Muchas smoochas!

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/01/2012 10:07 PM

One KitchenAid stand mixer.

Wait - you don't own one already, Declan? With all the fancy cooking you do, I can't believe you don't already have one.

Unless you do, but you need TWO, because you cook that much. In which case I say "hurumph!"

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/01/2012 10:08 PM

Hurumpf? Herrumph? My onomatopoeia needs work.

HighSoci 30,109 18
02/01/2012 10:17 PM

Hey High Soci, I'd like to report a crime. BC Bud STOLE MY GODDAMN WEED!


Wouldn't be the first time someone wanted to report getting their narcotics stolen. My favorite is the prostitute that wants to report a theft because she wasn't paid for her services.

Fratberry 283,059 53
02/01/2012 10:18 PM

Harrumph.

As in, "I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy."

Fratberry 283,059 53
02/01/2012 10:19 PM

I'm going to start pronouncing Ditdah's name as Doo-Dah.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
02/01/2012 10:24 PM

Hello, Ditdah!

I do have a KitchenAid stand mixer, but the smaller one, in Almond.

I want the larger one, in Gloss Cinnamon.(A really NICE dark red.) Of course, I'll keep the older one, as it was a gift....

Drewcifer el Guapo 46,380 58
02/01/2012 10:50 PM

Weed be buds if you said high to me.

Saint Bill 53,270 54
02/01/2012 11:26 PM

Hello, Ditdah!

I do have a KitchenAid stand mixer, but the smaller one, in Almond.

I want the larger one, in Gloss Cinnamon.(A really NICE dark red.) Of course, I'll keep the older one, as it was a gift....




I have many interpitations of this quote. Gay. Awesome. Or Gay-ly AWESOME.



I do have a stand mixer Frost-ing really?

Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,023 37
02/02/2012 12:21 AM

A house that meets every single one of our requirements, including price limits.

Millie 116,989 28
02/02/2012 05:54 PM

I got a house in Hallowell, Maine. It will probably go on the market soon for about $70,000. That's pretty cheap.

However, you get what you pay for...

Fratberry 283,059 53
02/02/2012 06:35 PM

I'll trade with you. I'll even leave my house fully furnished. EVERYTHING will stay. And sit. Just not on command.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/03/2012 12:37 AM

ALL

Gonzo 20,522 17
02/03/2012 06:38 AM

Clothing.

Pubah... 56,858 18
02/03/2012 07:09 AM

A big bag of weed...six rolls of duct tape and


A winning Powerball ticket

Chickens don't usually get this old 286,651 61
02/03/2012 08:21 AM

A candidate who I can stand.

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/03/2012 08:37 AM

Speaking of that, are we going to write in John again this year?

Chickens don't usually get this old 286,651 61
02/03/2012 09:58 AM

Depends on how well his superbowl prank goes on sunday.

Pubah... 56,858 18
02/04/2012 01:19 AM

Chickens N Lobstah?

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
02/04/2012 08:51 AM

A gigantic roll of bubble wrap.

Haggis used the entire 250 sheets I had to secure his Transformers in the moving boxes. Including the ones he had played with as a child, which are already broken.

Saint Bill 53,270 54
02/04/2012 08:11 PM

SEX!

Anyone interested?

Midgets 96,156 48
02/04/2012 08:43 PM

Depends.

Lights on or off?

Fratberry 283,059 53
02/04/2012 09:36 PM

Off if you're wearing Depends.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
02/05/2012 12:07 AM

REGULAR, not sugar free 7up or Sprite.


I have symptoms consistent with flu (rapid onset of hurty, frwowing up......)



The only juice in the house is grapefruit juice in the fridge, and I usually like it quite well, but not now.


Going to bed now.


See you when I see you. I still have the password, Chix, and you can't keep me out.

Pram 80,728 42
02/05/2012 01:26 PM

New shoes.

Also, old shoes.

Pubah... 56,858 18
02/06/2012 11:57 AM

After watching the super bowl, I've decided I need these things...

Nike shoes so I can run faster than a British Bulldog running faster than Greyhounds.

Doritos...nuff said.

and

A Chance meeting with Matthew Broderic so I can see her be in his next commercial be in his next commercial.

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/06/2012 12:05 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I might have strep throat,
Give me some Zithromax.

35 yr old Panda with old eggs 181,795 70
02/06/2012 01:03 PM

Some saltine crackers, a Sprite, and for me to not have vomited into my hair an hour ago and only just now noticed.

turtle - does not resolute. 42,578 26
02/06/2012 01:21 PM

Blueprints to make a rolling under the bed shoe organizer, and the skill / tools / materials to make it myself.

Drewcifer Sometimes 46,380 58
02/06/2012 06:54 PM

You pregnant, Panda?

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
02/06/2012 07:02 PM

Premade Jell-O. Two sleeves regular, two sleeves sugar free. When I tried to eat a few hours ago, I still threw up. Orange, cherry flavours.


Grateful to say I am not throwing down.


I was so bitterly disappointed that the Walgreens here in town did not have the premade Jell-O.

Thud 68,525 19
02/06/2012 07:32 PM

Declan, pigs feet cooked medium rare is usually an acceptable substitute for Jello. Try Lutefisk as a side dish.

BC Bud 13,797 15 SMILES
02/06/2012 08:41 PM

ZZZZIIIIIIIIIPPPPP

FLOP

Pram 80,728 42
02/07/2012 01:26 AM

friends.

Pubah... 56,858 18
02/07/2012 01:45 AM

pssssst...

Me thinks Chiki has teh mono

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
02/07/2012 09:45 PM

I KNOW what Jell-O is made from. 1) My Mother was a home economics teacher.

2) I was a chef for several years.


I feel worse than I did yesterday, so make with the rapid off-Frost-ing.

The Lobster. 18,572 33
02/08/2012 03:33 PM

Declan, I too have teh flu. I've been in bed since Monday.

Frat, I have a giant bag of weed, if you're willing to battle the plague to get to it.

BIG, I love you too.

What I need now is health insurance and an OBGYN. After some rough naughty-time, my Mirena has dislodged and I need to go to the doctor to have it replaced.

Dasypygal 14,815 17
02/08/2012 03:50 PM

(Scene: Lobstah, Jr. toddles into nursery school.)


Teacher: (sniffs) Oh my honey, does your mommy smoke in the house?

L.J.: Mommy smokes deh big bag of deh weeds.

Teacher: That doesn't sound healthy for you.

L.J.: But it's organic!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/08/2012 04:17 PM

I need to see some GABette boobs.

Pubah... 56,858 18
03/20/2012 12:50 PM

I just finished watching The Jerk. The scene where Navin leaves Marie selecting various items from the house made me laugh even more because of this thread.

I have two things to say:
1. I don't NEED you guys, but My world is happier...funnier cause you are in it...Thanks.

2. Why in Gods Green Eggs and Ham would ANYONE EVER LEAVE Bernadette Peters?

C. Trae is the Biker Chick