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the FDA is cracking down on old-sounding fruit
A funny link by Pram 80,728 42
02/01/2012 11:45 AM 147 views

First it's elderberry juice, next it will be dingleberry juice...from elderly people. The FDA doesn't like nutrition, I guess.

And now the link:
http://www.naturalnews.com/032631_elderberry_juice_FDA_raid.html


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the FDA is cracking down on old-sounding fruit

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(Funniest: Chickens don't usually get this old,Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes,Dogs Akimbo)


Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054221426
Pram 80,728 42
02/01/2012 11:50 AM

Oh God, it gets worse (or better, depending on how twisted you are).

FDA says it's "ok to eat arsenic, but lay off on the elderberries"

What the precise Frost?

 

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Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
02/01/2012 11:59 AM

I played Martha Brewster in Arsenic and Old Lace in my high school play. I was typecast because I looked the part.

Would you like some elderberry wine?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054221429
Chickens don't usually get this old 286,651 61
02/01/2012 12:33 PM

What did DeClan do this time?

 

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Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 131,891 36
02/01/2012 01:52 PM

Send me 500.00 United States dollars, out of sequence, un-marked, no dye packs, or I WILL tell you, Chickens!

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054221454
Drewcifer el Guapo 46,380 58
02/01/2012 03:11 PM

Fratberries are still okay, right?

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/01/2012 07:03 PM

Fratberries are still okay, right?

They seem to be past their expiration date.

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/01/2012 07:04 PM

I am truly sorry for that last post.

Sorry.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054221485
Suzy Creamcheese 3,009 9
02/01/2012 08:31 PM

You know, I thought from the title of this post it was going to be about Declan.

 

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Drewcifer el Guapo 46,380 58
02/02/2012 02:04 PM

I hope this doesn't put the good folks at Dingleberry Farms out of work. I'd be lost without my Dingleberry jam.