Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
02/01/2012 02:11 PM

We can say we knew her before she became a big-time celebrity. It's only a matter of time. Congrats KChiki!

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/01/2012 02:12 PM

::BLUSHES WITH THE INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS::

Also, thank you to the Livers that have Google+ accounts and helped me get the ZUG G+ page rolling yesterday and today!

My evil plot to become Empress of the Interwebs is right on schedule!

Drewcifer el Guapo 46,380 58
02/01/2012 02:14 PM

When do you sleep?

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/01/2012 02:15 PM

What's "sleep"? If it's like sexting, I do that ALL THE TIME.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/01/2012 02:23 PM

It was due to her endless shilling for Zug on Friendster and MySpace that I found Zug to begin with. That was way back in 'ought nine.

I predict great things.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/01/2012 02:32 PM

If it's like sexting, I do that ALL THE TIME.

Drewcifer el Guapo 46,380 58
02/01/2012 03:01 PM

How I imagine KChiki in real life:

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/01/2012 03:25 PM

My voice is WAY higher than that.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/01/2012 03:32 PM

Hey John, congrats on getting all your work done for you. You truly are a modern day Tom Sawyer.

Drewcifer el Guapo 46,380 58
02/01/2012 03:35 PM

From now on, whenever I fourb someone, I'm going to say "HEEEEEEEEE-LARIOUS!".

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/01/2012 03:47 PM

Also, you can tell Nutbutter faked that text exchange because no iPhone on Earth ever has 100% battery life.

Suzy Creamcheese 3,009 9
02/01/2012 04:38 PM

How I imagine KChiki in real life:

You imagine her with a light coming from her vag?

35 yr old Panda with old eggs 181,795 70
02/01/2012 04:46 PM

You imagine her with a light coming from her vag?

Um.. you don't?

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/01/2012 06:54 PM

Damnit! I just get all setup and figure out how to use Facelink and you damn kids are moving to something else. Doesn't anyone fax updates anymore?

The Mailman 176,467 56
02/01/2012 08:56 PM

And if you haven't joined Google+ yet, it's a great time to start.

I could try joining again, but Google banned me from Google+ because they did not believe that my first name was "French" and my last name "Mailman."

(/true story)

The Mailman 176,467 56
02/01/2012 09:03 PM

no iPhone on Earth ever has 100% battery life.

... or three bars on the AT&T network.

Fratberry 283,059 53
02/01/2012 09:12 PM

Congrats. You gotta handjobbook for this or something? I have to do a # for this and a + for that and then some sort of @ for some other Shakespeare and I think the internet is very slowly cussing at me in %^#&#@?!%!! cartoon language.

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/01/2012 09:18 PM

Mailman, the Nymwars are over. Your people are free!

The Mailman 176,467 56
02/01/2012 09:33 PM

I will not join Google+ until they rename the service after its true identity: "Sergey and Larry's Social Phishing Site."

Jen Hubley Luckwaldt 1,274 5
02/02/2012 12:53 AM

YAY, KChiki!

Fratberry 283,059 53
02/02/2012 12:54 AM

ANSWER THE QUESTION WOMAN!!!1

Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,023 37
02/02/2012 01:02 AM

I tried to think of an enhanced version of her icon, but all that came to mind was a banana split, and I was haunted by images of fairy wings being buried under globs of hot fudge and whipped cream, with the sparkles dripping over the sides of the bowl.

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/02/2012 06:59 AM

Frat, the Internet is cussing at you but I'll tell it to tone it down.

Mailman, don't be hatin'!

Straw, I'm perfectly happy with my icon as-is! The best enhancement I can think of would be the banana fairy sitting at a computer surrounded by Cheetos and empty coffee cups.

Fratberry 283,059 53
02/02/2012 08:13 AM

I'm sure we can find you an image of that with the exception of the banana.

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/02/2012 03:20 PM

The real thing to take away from all this is that the first post of mine at G+ that really took off (and is still being shared out) was a poop joke.

ZUG 4 LYFE.

Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51
02/02/2012 05:45 PM

Holy crap, that's a lot of smattering of that post. So G+ is not above toilet humor. So disappointed.

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/02/2012 07:15 PM

The poop joke will never die. Ever.

Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 47,815 51 is dazzled by KChiki's Shakespeare
02/02/2012 09:29 PM

Holy crap, I didn't realize you posted that yesterday. At over 400 shares, I'm extremely impressed.

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/02/2012 09:49 PM

Hell, I'm flabbergasted.

Midgets 96,156 48
02/02/2012 11:36 PM

I'm still not going to wear pants.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/03/2012 12:34 AM

If you get done pooping, it's acceptable to continue to sit there - read, do the crossword puzzle, check your Linkface status, whatever.

But when you get down peeing into the urinal, if you continue to stand there, people just think there's something wrong with you.