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Things you're proud of...
An idea challenge by Midgets 96,156 48
02/01/2012 03:59 PM 73 views
...before reality sets in.



Proud: a fart that lasts for the entire walk across a room.

Reality: the only thing separating me from Uncle Gary is a bushel of ear hair and a permanent urine stain on my pants.

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Midgets 96,156 48
02/01/2012 04:04 PM

Proud: I've had sex with two women at once.

Reality: The scale would have said it was four.
 

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Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
02/01/2012 04:21 PM

Proud: My enormous Coleridge.

Reality: That giant rooster sure can wake up a neighborhood.
 

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Drewcifer el Guapo 46,380 58
02/01/2012 04:46 PM

Proud: I'm closing in on 40K Zugz in less than two years of posting.

Reality: I have no Frost-ing life.
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