35 yr old Panda with old eggs 181,795 70
02/03/2012 01:35 PM

I lost all of my mojo to a carnie from whom I was trying to win a big fuzzy banana.

All I can give you today are these coupons for a free oil change and a bit of (only slightly) used dental floss.

Midgets 96,156 48
02/03/2012 01:39 PM

Take your own pole wax and have enough change for at least a twenty.
Prospective employers love it when you show up prepared!

Mojo rubbed out and sent.

Chickens don't usually get this old 286,651 61
02/03/2012 01:58 PM

No way I can top Midget's post. Well done short sir.

Also, get to work woman. I'm tired of carrying your tax burden.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
02/03/2012 02:08 PM

I'll give you some of Spicey's mojo. I keep it in a jar. He was just hired at an awesome company for 5 figures more a year, and he can work from home. Also, it looks like the job is going to be WAY less stressful than his current one. So, we've got some to spare.

Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/03/2012 02:29 PM

Unfortunately, mojo is on back-order until Tuesday, but at 3:00 p.m. I will be beaming positive brain waves in your direction.

Keep your wits about you because they smell like bacon.

The High Priestess 58,986 29
02/03/2012 04:53 PM

I'm tired of carrying your tax burden.

You aren't. I don't get jack from the gubment.



All went really well, hopefully I'll get the call back next week!

Chickens don't usually get this old 286,651 61
02/03/2012 04:57 PM

You misunderstand, Red. You need to be paying your taxes. We can't all get in to Mitt Romney's 15% until you get busy.

(bastard sombitch tax cheatin, weird underwear wearing plastic Ken doll.)

Pram 80,728 42
02/04/2012 03:07 PM

Shower me with the golden droplets of your mojo.

*drinks 4 liters of apple juice; unzips pants*

Saint Bill 53,270 54
02/04/2012 08:09 PM

Golden droplets: Check
Shower: Check
Mojo: Double check.


You're good.

Pubah... 56,858 18 Lifts his leg and sprays mucho mojo in The High Priestess' general direction
02/05/2012 02:23 PM

Good luck...knock em dead...break a leg...live long and prosper...may The Force be with you...

Let us know how things turned out