It looks like a dachshund/chihuahua mix, but it clearly has a little Coleridgeer in him too.
Can you imagine the beer spew the first time someone looked down and noticed that on Willie?
You dirty dog, you.
I heard he's kind of a dick.
He got high marks from the lady judges at The Westminster Kennel Club.
Bah, you men laugh now, but you'd be surprised how many of us ladies would trade in a real Coleridge for that dog. See, not as cute:
That's pretty strange. It looks like he's standing in the shadow of Lee Harvey Oswald.
Someone should buy that dog this:
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