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I think you all remember my awesometastic Secret Santa gifts from Neep.
I think you all remember which I was the most excited about.
Well, in true Zug form, I have to tell you about how I finally got around to using it. At first, I was looking at it thinking that its size and shape might pose an issue. What I actually wondered was, ,"when I put it in, is one going to be enough?", I actually bought an extra one, just to be on the safe side.
I had wanted to use it for a while, but as you can imagine, as a working single parent with work-day obligations coupled with evening activities with the kids, I am usually just too tired to do much at the end of the day. But then, seeing as how I work so hard and need a little "me", time now and then, I figured that I really deserved it, too. After all, what use is it, just sitting there? It's definitely one of those things that needs lots of use to get it's full value.
So the night finally came. I washed it carefully with soap and warm water. I prepared everything just so. Things were heating up. This was going to be sweet. But then I worried about lubricant. Am I supposed to use more? Less? Differently? I decided to use it the same way I always had, and just lubed up the bottom.
And then it was in. I can tell you, ONE was MOST CERTAINLY enough. It took about 30 minutes to finiShakespeare smelled amazing the whole time, and everyone in the whole house couldn't wait to get a piece of the action.
So, thanks, Neep, for my present. I really enjoyed its first use.
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Hilarious
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Midgets 96,156  48
02/03/2012 04:10 PM
Who got to lick off the batter when you were done?
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Chuckleworthy
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Drewcifer el Guapo 46,380 58
02/03/2012 04:13 PM
it smelled amazing the whole time
Doesn't it always?
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Funny
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Chickens don't usually get this old 286,651 61
02/03/2012 05:10 PM
Well, my heart rate was certainly up a bit for a minute there.
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Chuckleworthy
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35 yr old Panda with old eggs 181,795 70
02/03/2012 05:32 PM
Who got to lick off the batter when you were done?
Me. DUH.
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Hilarious
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/03/2012 07:00 PM
Bitches love brownies.
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Amusing
2 votes
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Pubah... 56,858 18
02/04/2012 01:18 AM
Chunky Peanut Butter would have worked in either case.
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Funny
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/08/2012 09:30 AM
Nice. Small Intestine Brownies.
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