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It's time for our next
INTERNET-WIDE COMEDY CHALLENGE!
This week we're looking for the Funniest Fortune Cookie Messages.
Ravos originally did a thread about this two years ago but I'm TAKING IT BACK.
The highest rated post from that thread was by Straw:
"Do I look like Nostradamus to you? Eat your damn cookie."
Your mission is to do better than that.
UPDATE:
Here are the results!
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.2
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Fratberry 283,059  53
02/08/2012 10:47 AM
"PCL Load Fortune Cookie Letter"
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Funny
7 votes
3.4
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/08/2012 03:48 PM
It's like a fortune vagina.
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Funny
10 votes
3.3
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Suzy Creamcheese 3,009 9
02/08/2012 06:31 PM
So you won't be opening that one up, either?
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Hilarious
13 votes
4.4
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KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98 Sucks in air quickly through her teeth.
02/08/2012 06:34 PM
Umm, Suzy? Frat has vagina cancer.
Awkward.
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Chuckleworthy
6 votes
2.8
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Suzy Creamcheese 3,009 9
02/08/2012 06:52 PM
I thought he had migraines. Or does this mean he has his head up his twat?
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Amusing
2 votes
1.5
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Barney already in use 2,612 19
02/08/2012 07:00 PM
I thought he had migraines. Or does this mean he has his head up his twat?
Yes.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Thud 68,525 19
02/08/2012 07:02 PM
Suzy, read KChicki's post again. Frat has vaginal cancer. He stores it in Trae's cavernous opening Ohio.
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Brad Poynter 36,184 48
02/09/2012 03:42 PM
You will be finished reading this unreasonably long fortune at this exact moment.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.0
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/09/2012 04:14 PM
"PCL Load Fortune Cookie Letter"
I only received five clicks for this beaut?? I hate all but five of you.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/09/2012 05:09 PM
Six.
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Funny
5 votes
3.6
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35 yr old Panda with old eggs 181,795 70
02/09/2012 05:38 PM
"This is not the fortune you are looking for."
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.6
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/12/2012 10:41 AM
"Crack is Whack"
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Funny
7 votes
3.7
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The Mailman 176,467 56
02/12/2012 10:23 PM
If you add 'In Bed' to the end of this I swear to God I will hunt you down and murder you.
... in bed!
Yup. Still works.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.8
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Barney already in use 2,612 19
02/13/2012 04:00 PM
Confucius say He who mix pills and booze need to take shallow bath!
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Funny
2 votes
3.5
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KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/15/2012 09:06 AM
RESULTS!
These are the top-rated posts from ZUG.com and the sites people aren't afraid to post to!
ZUG.com
Chickens just barely beat out Fratberry with:
"US debt to China $15,337,881,657,918.14"
Facebook
Facebook decided not to participate this week. Jerks.
Google+
We had another tie between two posts!
From Jesus Segura: "Thank you, but your fortune is in another cookie."
From Emmanuel Cerisier: "Hope you didn't have the Chicken-Rice."
Twitter
From @lokicuki: "Sleep alone, trust me."
The next Internet-wide Comedy Challenge starts today!
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