I'm in the McDonald's parking lot A comedy conversation
by Millie 116,989 28 02/16/2012 11:21 AM 233 views
I don't have internet at home. McDonald's has free wifi so I parked here so I could check my e-mail etc. I parked away from everyone else. My car seems to be a magnet for toothless smoking people in crappy cars. The weather is warm today so my window is open. Hannah is sleeping in the care so I will have to leave now as I don't want her to breathe in that crap.
I don't understand why, when the parking lot is almost empty, people feel the need to park near me. Anyway, thought I'd say hi. Hannah sayShakespeareoo (not really, she couldn't care less about any of you.)
Oops. Wrong link. I was trying to link to the one where she's eating her birthday cake. The sun is on my screen, though. At least the two trucks and the minivan surrounding me have left. Still, I have to get home; I think I smell poop. That could just be McDonald's though.
I moved to a different, empty spot and now some guy has parked on a diagonal next to me and is talking on his cell with the windows open. So now I'm really out of here. See you later.
Sadly, the inside of my car looks more like a disgusting landfill--in fact, it pretty much IS a mini-landfill. I had to send an e-mail to my insurance agent so we are back for the moment. It sucks though because no matter where I park, there is glare on the screen.
I need to secretly contact daisypie and get him to plant a GPS tracker on Millie's car and give me the phone number of the restaurant.
Next time she's in the McDonald's parking lot ZuGging, imagine a knock on the window and a McD's employee with a bag of cheeseburgers and apple sauce. "It's from Dogs."
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