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Let's play "Hide that Shakespeare!"
The economiCarrollhinkable has happened.
Ugh, the wound Poeou showed me is disgusting!
*Inspired by Straw's comment in Millie's thread.
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Hilarious
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The Lobster. 18,572  33
02/17/2012 09:20 PM
It's pus, not Poeou goof.
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HighSoci 30,109 18
02/17/2012 09:49 PM
No, she got it right. She was referring to her puss that looks like it has been hit with a hatchet numerous times.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/18/2012 11:28 AM
Karl took a big, steaming dump on his boss's desk. As he was trying to climb down, his right foot slid through the poop, causing him to lose his balance. As he slipped off the desk, the back of his head slammed against the marble statue of a crack whore crapping on Newt Gingrich's chest, knocking him (Karl, not Newt) unconscious. When the boss came back from lunch, he badly needed to use the bathroom but stopped by his office to grab a People magazine. When he saw Karl lying there, he was so surprised that his bowels released and Taco Bell burrito slurry sprayed down the inside of his pants legs. "I"m covered in Shakespeare!" he exclaimed.
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Chuckleworthy
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/18/2012 11:28 AM
I'm not sure I understood the instructions.
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Chuckleworthy
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2.7
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Captain Dan, Movie Critic 44,452 11
02/18/2012 06:27 PM
I just watched The Phantom Menace (3D) at the theater. It was a fun experience, but I would have enjoyed it more without the sOgden Nashes in the audience that interrupted the movie every five seconds.
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4 votes
3.8
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The Mailman 176,467 56
02/18/2012 08:51 PM
her puss that looks like it has been hit with a hatchet numerous times.
That is disgusting; you know what else is disgusting? LuPoemptoms.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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The Mailman 176,467 56
02/18/2012 08:53 PM
I found this thread to be cryptiCarrollil I read it a second time.
I got it now, even though Dogs Akimbo obscured it for me again with his posts.
(I know, "boobs" isn't swearbotted, bite me.)
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Funny
2 votes
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Automatic Drawing Jeeni~I want 2 draw you a fish! 47,815 51
02/19/2012 12:42 AM
PoppyColeridge and balderdaShakespeare looks like you did very well, Mailman.
OopShakespeare me. Lobster snuck one by me!
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Amusing
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Pram 80,728 42 glint in his eye
02/19/2012 10:56 AM
She was referring to her puss that looks like it has been hit with a hatchet numerous times.
I like hatchets.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/19/2012 11:09 PM
I would have enjoyed it more without the sOgden Nashes in the audience
Shut it, you Frost-ing racist.
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5 votes
3.4
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Midgets 96,156 48
02/19/2012 11:46 PM
Sometimes I find it hardColeridge in your mouth bitch to be subtle.
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Amusing
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1.0
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Cruz. Limited Est. 1985 9,993 12
02/20/2012 06:27 AM
She was referring to her puss that looks like it has been hit with a hatchet numerous times.
It's not all bad though, I hear that when she finally returns to her maker, Which I'm assuming going by her age is DuPont, her mortal remains will be left to serve her fellow man and I can garuantee theres guys in the burn unit calling dibs on which one of them gets to harvest those parts for a brand new pair of ears.
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