Will it get worse?
A comedy conversation
by Dasypygal 14,815 17 02/18/2012 12:57 AM 212 views
I used to be proud of my fluffy pubic nest.
A couple of years ago I discovered a gray hair intertwined amongst my sable curls.
I know I'm getting older, but I wasn't worried until recently.
I have a bald patch developing in the upper quadrant of my right labia. I don't want to be bald. For me, this is a terrible punch in the munch.
Will it get worse?
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/18/2012 01:39 AM
The first response gets the most clicks.
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/18/2012 01:40 AM
Both are useless without pictures.
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/18/2012 01:41 AM
Will it get worse?
If by worse you mean you'll eventually have no hair down there, then HELL YEAH!!
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/18/2012 01:54 AM
And you'll get to change your name to "Patchy".
Chuckleworthy
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The Laziest Ravos 63,472 21
02/18/2012 05:06 AM
Will it get worse?
Undoubtedly.
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Midgets 96,156 48
02/18/2012 10:20 AM
With nothing to compare it's hard to say.
But since vaginas age like a fine sour cream, I'll have to go with yes.
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HighSoci 30,109 18
02/18/2012 10:24 AM
Nothing a good shot of penis-cillin wouldn't take care of.
Chuckleworthy
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Dogs Akimbo 211,630 32
02/18/2012 11:03 AM
Yes.
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Closet Friend 7,665 11
02/18/2012 12:15 PM
Pro Tip #641
To minimize the smoothing effect of repetitive uneven munch rubbing on a fluffy pubic nest, try sliding your panties to the other side from time to time...
Related search terms: masturablation, collagen lip injections, tire rotation
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Pubah... 56,858 18
02/18/2012 07:16 PM
Pubah is opening an oral preening service. It may not restore your bald spot...but if done right, you won't care.
Chuckleworthy
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Pubah... 56,858 18 Points to above photo
02/19/2012 09:20 PM
Biker Poe
Chuckleworthy
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35 yr old Panda with old eggs 181,795 70
02/19/2012 10:08 PM
Something something hair lip
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Pubah... 56,858 18
02/19/2012 10:33 PM
I feel trapped, isolated and alone. Will it get worse?
Or is this another question for Thud?
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/20/2012 07:42 AM
That's the worst looking merkin I've ever seen.
Chuckleworthy
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Cruz. Limited Est. 1985 9,993 12
02/20/2012 07:46 AM
You're just upset it doesn't come with the cat still inside
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/20/2012 09:18 AM
Yes, yes I am.
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Chickens don't usually get this old 286,651 61
02/20/2012 10:53 AM
The first response gets the most clicks.[ .. Fratberry
I so read that as "The first response gets the most dicks." Stupid font.
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Fratberry 283,059 53
02/20/2012 12:05 PM
I think it's less of a font thing and more of a wishful thinking thing.
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Dasypygal 14,815 17
02/22/2012 02:13 AM
My friend just advised me that I shouldn't worry. Since my husband doesn't listen to me anyhow, at least he'll be able to read my lips.
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Pubah... 56,858 18 Points to the picture above
02/22/2012 05:53 AM
Did the lion eat the cat
or
Is that a Poe in lion's clothing?
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John Hargrave 128,751 73
02/22/2012 01:15 PM
One word: Ho-gaine.
At least, I think it's one word. It's hyphenated.
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/22/2012 01:30 PM
Five orbs for "punch in the munch."
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Shelle 77,143 25
02/22/2012 01:56 PM
And you'll get to change your name to "Patchy".
Thanks. Now I can't stop picturing her wearing an eyepatch and saying, "Arr, me vagina's been pillaged so much that I be losing my muff!"
Chuckleworthy
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Dasypygal 14,815 17
02/22/2012 07:54 PM
Shelle, you are BEYOND awesome!
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SIV the Hippie Lumberjack 13,645 16
02/23/2012 02:20 AM
Problem with that shedding Poe? No problem for the Shcticky!
VIDEO
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Chickens don't usually get this old 286,651 61
02/23/2012 10:27 PM
I'm really kind of stunned Dasypsygal's balding coochie has this many posts.
I had to change my grandmother's diaper once. Bald. Yep.
Sorry kiddo, you're on your way down the far side of fuzzy mountain.
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Manhole 21,658 29
02/24/2012 12:15 AM
Yea well it's all a bunch of fun and games 'till you find yourself on the far side of fuzzy mountain.
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Dasypygal 14,815 17
02/24/2012 12:23 AM
Oh, I've heard there's shuffle board on the far side of fuzzy mountain. I've also heard it's fun. And a game.
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Whistler 186,138 44
02/24/2012 02:59 PM
I look less hairy than I did ten or fifteen years ago, but for the most part, it's just that my hair has lost its color. The only real hair loss has been from the top of my head.
And please don't think that I'm bragging. I'm sure a bald crotch is just as attractive as one covered in white fur.