KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/22/2012 04:39 PM

For instance:

"Goat-sie"

Fratberry 283,063 53
02/22/2012 04:40 PM

Well that rules out Frostles.

turtle - does not resolute. 42,578 26
02/22/2012 04:41 PM

I have the same name as my father so my entire childhood and now into adulthood I have been known as "Little {Real Name}". Sometimes it gets written out, sometimes it is wriiten or spoken as "Lil'"

Manhole 21,658 29
02/22/2012 04:50 PM

Unfortunately, none of my nicknames would qualify.

Barney is not Brad 2,612 19
02/22/2012 04:53 PM

Bug Catcher.




That may or may not have been my nick name in grade school.

Fratberry 283,063 53
02/22/2012 04:53 PM

A friend's husband has only one testicle. I call him "The Uniballer."

Pram 80,728 42
02/22/2012 06:12 PM

In high school, everyone messed with me so I was called Frito Man (for a yellow sweatshirt I wore), Dog Boy (for my long, greasy hair), Skippy (because I looked like the nerd on Growing Pains), and... hmmm

That's what my friends called me, anyway. Acquaintances called me Fist Frost, co-workers called me Sucker Fish, and former roommates called me Smarty Art Nigga.

Pram 80,728 42
02/22/2012 06:12 PM

in short, the world is cold and uncaring.

PoloChukker 4,634 12
02/22/2012 06:40 PM

In High School, my volleyball coach called me Kat, which turned into KitKat, which turned into KitKatRattyRat. I felt like the fourth member of TLC.
She didn't think it was funny when I started attaching condoms to my uniform with safety pins(this may or may not have actualy happened).



...ooh, on the TLC tip.

Automatic Drawing Jeeni~I want 2 draw you a fish! 47,815 51
02/22/2012 06:43 PM

My dad used to call me "Pumpkin" when I was a kid. My brother's nickname was "BJ".

Dasypygal 14,819 17
02/22/2012 07:43 PM

Due to a skateboarding injury in my 'tweens, my best friend's brother started calling me "scab nose". By the time I hit high school, scab nose got shortened to "Scabby".

Yeah, it took a looong time for "Scabby" to get laid.

Thud 68,525 19
02/22/2012 08:05 PM

I was called "Coitus", for the obvious reasons.

The Mailman 176,467 56
02/22/2012 08:46 PM

The part of my family that speaks a regional French dialect had a nickname for me that is pronouced "Shtuffy." In EngliShakespearehink it sounds like being called fat by a fat guy who speaks with his mouth full.

BULLET SHABA 8 4
02/22/2012 10:56 PM

My dad called my Shaft for a while. As in the show from the 70s, but still. Shaft...

SIV the Hippie Lumberjack 13,645 16
02/22/2012 10:57 PM

I once went to church with a nice elderly lady named Milfred who would introduce herself as Milfy or Milf.

Lovable TWSS 27,416 24
02/22/2012 11:14 PM

I heard this one on the local radio: the guy who had called in had the same name as his father, which was Richard. To avoid confusion they called his dad "Big Dick" and the radio guy "Little Dick".

Hydrant--Monkey o_O 46,380 58
02/23/2012 12:06 AM

Ladies, you can call me Hydrant Monkey, because I'm the fireman that puts out the raging flames. In your vaginas.

Dasypygal 14,819 17
02/23/2012 12:56 AM

Thanks but we have medicated creams for that. ^^

turtle - does not resolute. 42,578 26
02/23/2012 09:19 AM

For one year in high school I was known as "Limpy" because of a knee injury caused by a freak sledding accident, followed by pulled hamstring issues during track. I limped around for about 2 months. I swear that's it. Really, that's why.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
02/23/2012 09:55 AM

There was a girl we called Biscuits because her clothes were soo tight and her skin so white that we said getting her naked would be like opening a can of biscuits.

*POP*

turtle - does not resolute. 42,578 26
02/23/2012 10:45 AM

Brad just reminded me of a girl that worked as a vet tech at a Vet attached to a PetStore I used to work at. We called her Nickels because one night we had a debate of whether we would rather win the lottery or have her head filled with nickels. It was a landslide victory for the nickels choice.

KatDawg 10,055 11
02/23/2012 03:58 PM

I go by my nickname (Kat) all the time, ever since a certain hurricane destroyed a certain major city. I got really sick and tired being called "Hurricane Katrina" everywhere I went.

Thud 68,525 19
02/23/2012 06:34 PM

I got my actual nickname during a golf tournament about twenty years ago. This was when I was very long haired and had a Grizzly Adams type of beard. Apparently the rest of the guys on my team were trying to identify me to one of the officials. The spotted me and pointed me out saying "Our other player is that thing over there". Thus I became "Thing".

Pubah... 56,858 18
02/28/2012 11:45 AM

Popeye's Father:
Poopdick Pappy

...Now we know why Popeye was obsessed with the natural laxitive...Spinich.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
02/28/2012 11:50 AM

Ladies, you can call me Hydrant Monkey, because I'm the fireman that puts out the raging flames. In your vaginas.

I do not endorse this product and/or service.

The Lobster. 18,572 33
02/28/2012 10:47 PM

I call my little one Booty, because no matter what we tried before she was potty trained, she always had a diaper wedgie. So I can see it happening one day that I drop her off at school one day and say "Have a good day, booty!" And she will endure horrible bullying forever.

Redwing 3,887 30
02/28/2012 11:51 PM

I would guess that just being your spawn would be enough to bring on horrible bullying... forever.

KChiki - Techno Geek Nerd Princess 128,455 98
02/29/2012 05:09 PM

Results!

Here are the top posts for this week's cross-platform Comedy Challenge EXTRAVAGANZA!

ZUG.com
Brad Poynter with "The girl called Biscuits because her clothes were so tight and her skin so white, getting her naked would be like opening a can of biscuits."

Facebook
Mike Pearson with "A friend's husband has only one testicle. I call him The Uniballer."

Google+
Zac Smith with Granny Santorum

Twitter
Twitter declined to participate this week. Jerks.

No new challenge this week because of Jeeni's Robo-Oscars contest! Get to cut-and-pastin'!

Automatic Drawing Jeeni~I want 2 draw you a fish! 47,815 51
02/29/2012 06:26 PM

Yes, please! Everyone should do some horribly-hilarious Photoshopping ...unless $100 is not worth trying for anymore. (I'd enter if I could.)

By the way, that Facebook person totally copied Fratberry! Jerk!