Sleestack 30,342 13
10/01/2001 05:39 PM

I'd beat him over the head repeatedly with a rigor-stiffened Kenshin.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/01/2001 05:40 PM

I'd load Kenshin into a cannon and fire him at Ford.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/01/2001 05:41 PM

I'd replace Ford's heart with Kenshin's in an evil laboratory.

Superkitten, bisexual warrior! 3,425 0
10/01/2001 05:42 PM

I'd leave Kenshin dead on his coffee table and hope the shock would kill him.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/01/2001 05:43 PM

I'd stab Ford with a spear made from a sharpened Kenshin femur.

Pobble 1,937 13
10/01/2001 05:45 PM

I would leave Kenshin in a dark, moist room until he died, and then serve his poisoned flesh to Ford in burger form.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/01/2001 05:47 PM

I'd drop Kenshin on top of Ford from the top of the World Tra... Empire State Building.

17,446 13
10/01/2001 05:52 PM

I hereby vote this as the best thread ever!



Can someone buy me some batteries?

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/01/2001 05:52 PM

I'd strangle Fr0d with Kenshin's entrails.

Pobble 1,937 13
10/01/2001 05:53 PM

I'd gut Kenshin, dry his intestines, make them into threads like cello strings and constrict Ford's testicles with them until they went gangrenous and gave him blood poisoning.

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/01/2001 05:53 PM

Repeated anal violation by QTA is the only way for him to go, really.



We could make fun of him when he spooged because he enjoyed it.

Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/01/2001 05:55 PM

I would caress his thick Coleridge lovingly then glide my tongue across the bottom of his...



Ooops. Wrong thread.



Ummm. Carry on.

Pobble 1,937 13
10/01/2001 05:55 PM

Damn you for your fast thinking and typing, Poodle. Mine's better, anyway.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/01/2001 05:55 PM

Here's you go, Audrey. Did you need AA's tonight or are you going for the D-sized "Mighty Joe Young?"

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/01/2001 05:55 PM

Present him with Candie's severed head in a box in the middle of the desert, make him kill us, then die in prison.

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/01/2001 05:56 PM

I didn't see all of Se7en. What other ways were there?

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/01/2001 05:57 PM

Great minds, they say.



Great minds want to strangle/castrate Ford with Kenshin's body parts.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/01/2001 05:57 PM

Infect Kenshin with AIDS, then let him lie in wait in Ford's bathroom.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/01/2001 06:02 PM

Nope, still not done...



Inflate Kenshin with hydrogen gas. Give Kenshin-ballon to Ford. Light match.

Pobble 1,937 13
10/01/2001 06:04 PM

Remove femur from still-living Kenshin. Glue to second femur and sharpen. Use to make a Ford kebab.

Jim 641 12
10/01/2001 06:05 PM

Acquire large pointy stick.

Stab Kenshin with large pointy stick.

That's it.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
10/01/2001 06:05 PM

I would kill that bastard Ford by putting him in a room with seven hundred naked nineteen-year-old women and making him have sex with them until it killed him, even if it took forty years. And we'll have to replace the girls every couple years or they might not work him hard enough. That'll show that prick.

Pobble 1,937 13
10/01/2001 06:05 PM

(I realise Sleestack has already used a sharpened femur, but I think this is a more creative use of one.)

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/01/2001 06:06 PM

Have Kenshin travel to North Pole to be ingested by unfrozen shape-shifting alien. Return to Ford.

Pobble 1,937 13
10/01/2001 06:07 PM

Drown Kenshin in resin. Carve plasticised Kenshin into shape of enormous butt-plug. Plug Prefect and wait until he dies of poo-buildup.

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/01/2001 06:09 PM

Sever Kenshin's arm, replace with sticks of lit dynamite. Have Kenshin shake Ford's hand.

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/01/2001 06:12 PM

Sign on to CS server.



Join team opposite Ford.



Purchase Glock 9mm, ammo.



Sneak up behind Ford. Avoid sight, bullets.



Select Burst Fire mode on Glock.



Aim for head at point blank range.



Left click.

Pobble 1,937 13
10/01/2001 06:14 PM

Catheterise both Kenshin and Ford, and duct tape Kenshin's catheter tube to Ford's mouth and Ford's to Kenshin's. Wait until one dies of dehydration. Kick the other in the head until dead.

Ford Prefect 5,475 13
10/01/2001 06:15 PM

smell the love people!

Sleestack 30,342 13
10/01/2001 06:16 PM

Use Kenshin's hollowed out skull as a candy bowl. Insert bomb into candy bowl. Offer to Ford when he comes by trick-or-treating.

Stanley Poodle 2,438 13
10/01/2001 06:24 PM

Pose as GAB female.



Appear alluring, available, attractive.



Start ICQ relationship.



Invite Ford to come consummate said relationship.



Suggest 3-way.



With Ford in middle.



And Superkitten, Bisexual Homofag in back.



While engaged in 3 way, substitute Dead Robot for Superkitten.



Wait 10 years.



Dead Ford.

Scooter Brown 19,936 13
10/01/2001 07:51 PM

Old age

onion: ignorant slut 12,319 12
10/30/2002 07:49 PM

whuh...



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snkBWAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

Zoofus 32 10
10/31/2002 01:28 AM

Open plastic swing door on back. Remove battery.

Fronzel Neekburm 15,959 13
10/31/2002 01:31 AM

I think I'd start a complex plot that would culminate in getting Ford banned.

Declan McManus 131,891 36
10/31/2002 01:48 AM

Brilliant, Mr. N, just Frost-ing brilliant!

salvage Can't think of a witty name tag 28,986 12
10/31/2002 10:05 AM

I would sit down with Ford and work through his feelings of insecurity and hostility and help him become a better person.



































You were expecting some sort of "THen I'd kill him" punchline huh?





























Nope not here.

















Or here.

Zuzu 32 10
11/01/2002 03:45 PM

Who's Ford?



I thought we were talking about the ex-Pres of the USA.

amymtn 662 10
11/01/2002 03:51 PM

<action>raises eyebrow</action>

We?

Declan McManus 131,891 36
11/01/2002 03:55 PM

Trust us. You do not want to know Ford.

salvage Can't think of a witty name tag 28,986 12
11/01/2002 03:56 PM

To know Ford is to know that kid in your grade three class who ate paste and used to rub his groin against the lunch lady's leg.

Zuzu 32 10
11/01/2002 03:59 PM

I think this is where you say "I wonder what ever happened to that kid?"